LocalDionysian
@localdionysian.bsky.social
photo album of many dumb bitches
recap of last night: sitting in a large bed doing sudoku puzzles whith my best friend next to me crocheting. we are elderlymaxxing and loving every second of it
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
recap of last night: sitting in a large bed doing sudoku puzzles whith my best friend next to me crocheting. we are elderlymaxxing and loving every second of it
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Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.
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1 cocktail in at the value village
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
1 cocktail in at the value village
*alien practicing speech in the mirror*
"i like...to get fucked...with implements-"
[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE]
"i like...to get fucked...with implements-"
[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE]
December 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
*alien practicing speech in the mirror*
"i like...to get fucked...with implements-"
[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE]
"i like...to get fucked...with implements-"
[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE]
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imagine ur on top of her stroking ur shit and right as you cum you yell "look gordon! ropes!"
September 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
imagine ur on top of her stroking ur shit and right as you cum you yell "look gordon! ropes!"
ripping ass post coitus
December 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
ripping ass post coitus
its true, i was watching
last night i was on the phone with wren and nearly in tears about how much i love the muppets
December 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
its true, i was watching
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all i know is do crossword and be horny
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
all i know is do crossword and be horny
rain is so beautiful
thats it, thats the post
thats it, thats the post
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
rain is so beautiful
thats it, thats the post
thats it, thats the post
life is easy. wake up, look at the time, too early, sleep more, wake up, sleep more, wake up, cough the acid reflux gunk from my lungs, sleep more, weird dream, wake up sweaty. pretty simple.
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
life is easy. wake up, look at the time, too early, sleep more, wake up, sleep more, wake up, cough the acid reflux gunk from my lungs, sleep more, weird dream, wake up sweaty. pretty simple.
"id rather sound like yoda than fucking kanye"
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
"id rather sound like yoda than fucking kanye"
"A jack-of-all trades is a Master of None" -some guy or whatever
Plants be like "I can be both a fibre and an edible seed" and then do neither well, like fuck offffff
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"A jack-of-all trades is a Master of None" -some guy or whatever
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Everyone talking about banning me when they should be talking about banh mi 🥖
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Everyone talking about banning me when they should be talking about banh mi 🥖
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the old men talking about jesus at the table next to me in fantastico have no idea what sick and perverted things i am doing on my laptop
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
the old men talking about jesus at the table next to me in fantastico have no idea what sick and perverted things i am doing on my laptop
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guys the covid flu shot combo has me feeling like i was shot out back like old yeller
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
guys the covid flu shot combo has me feeling like i was shot out back like old yeller
analogmaxxing so hard you discard the great technology of prescription eyewear
gonna stop wearing glasses when watching movies shot digitally now so they look like they’re on film
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
analogmaxxing so hard you discard the great technology of prescription eyewear
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WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY MECH'S CATALYTIC CONVERTER
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY MECH'S CATALYTIC CONVERTER
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They call it chainmail because you have to chain the males. It's dangerous for them to roam free
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
They call it chainmail because you have to chain the males. It's dangerous for them to roam free
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There's only two genders - listening to hyperpop and listening to the signalis soundtrack and BAYBE!!!!! I'm transgender.
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
There's only two genders - listening to hyperpop and listening to the signalis soundtrack and BAYBE!!!!! I'm transgender.
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"oh is this wine? I don't want it ... Wren!" - teddy
November 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"oh is this wine? I don't want it ... Wren!" - teddy
stubby fingies and the long hands
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
stubby fingies and the long hands
"...is that a dildo shaped like a radish?"
"yeah."
"...why?"
"for daikon girls down-"
*gets shot*
"yeah."
"...why?"
"for daikon girls down-"
*gets shot*
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"...is that a dildo shaped like a radish?"
"yeah."
"...why?"
"for daikon girls down-"
*gets shot*
"yeah."
"...why?"
"for daikon girls down-"
*gets shot*
honey its time to dissociate again
yes dear
yes dear
October 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
honey its time to dissociate again
yes dear
yes dear
cute date idea: i display signs of being untethered to reality and a potential danger to myself if left alone and you section me
October 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
cute date idea: i display signs of being untethered to reality and a potential danger to myself if left alone and you section me
vitamin deez nuts
October 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
vitamin deez nuts