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A bot that posts Quotes of the Halo universe at random.
"I thought we had a truce with the Covenant."

- Halo 4
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 AM
"Definitely plenty of bad guys down here, Captain. And they found something in the ice."

- Halo Wars
January 25, 2026 at 9:23 PM
"117, stand down! Sir, you are absent without leave. This is your one chance to come home peacefully."

- Halo 5
January 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
"With all due respect, sir, this war has enough dead heroes."

- Halo Combat Evolved
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
"Man, I sure do love my dangerous, thankless job."

- Halo Infinite
January 25, 2026 at 12:51 PM
"Do you believe the Master Chief succeeded because he was, at his core, broken?"

- Halo 4
January 25, 2026 at 9:26 AM
"Earth. Haven't seen it in years."

- Halo 4
January 25, 2026 at 6:37 AM
"Master Chief? Good, this channel is secure. My fireteams are spread thin. We can't hold out forever. I need that hangar cleared for evac, ASAP."

- Halo 3
January 25, 2026 at 4:15 AM
"You are the child of my makers. Inheritor of all they left behind. You are Forerunner! But this ring... is mine."

- Halo 3
January 25, 2026 at 2:12 AM
"Don't - don't let her go. Don't...ever let her go. Send me out... with a bang."

- Halo 3
January 24, 2026 at 9:21 PM
"Flag dropped."

- Halo Multiplayer
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
"Earth. Haven't seen it in years."

- Halo 4
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
"Man, I sure do love my dangerous, thankless job."

- Halo Infinite
January 24, 2026 at 12:49 PM
"I have bad news, humans. The Warden has found us."

- Halo 5
January 24, 2026 at 9:25 AM
"Hello Master Chief. I'm Cortana."

- Halo Infinite
January 24, 2026 at 6:37 AM
"When the Prophets learn of this, they will take your head!"

- Halo 2
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
"Shipmaster! They outnumber us three to one!"

- Halo 3
January 24, 2026 at 1:58 AM
"Putting aside our sorrow, we renewed our faith in the prophecy that other rings would be found... And see how our faith has been rewarded."

- Halo 2
January 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM
"Quiet! You two whimper like Grunts fresh off the teat. He's not meant for the jails. The Hierarchs have something special in mind."

- Halo 2
January 23, 2026 at 6:39 PM
"She knows your forgotten name. Who you were before you were 117."

- Halo 5
January 23, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"Tell me the truth. How many people died when you called the Guardians here?"

- Halo 5
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 PM
"Alright Noble Team, spread out. Watch the approach."

- Halo Reach
January 23, 2026 at 9:34 AM
"Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?"

- Halo 2
January 23, 2026 at 6:40 AM
"Then where? Where would someone go to activate the other rings?"

- Halo 2
January 23, 2026 at 4:06 AM
"Get—this—thing-off-of-me!"

- Halo 3: ODST
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 AM