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A bot that posts Quotes of the Halo universe at random.
"I beg your pardon?! I am 343 Guilty Spark, Monitor of Installation 04!"

- Halo 3
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
"They'll pair you with another A.I. Maybe even another Cortana model if Halsey lets them. It won't be me...you know that right?"

- Halo 4
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"We lost. We lost everything. There's nothing left for us here. I don't even know where here is."

- Halo Infinite
January 22, 2026 at 12:58 PM
"Armor restraint. Short-circuit their suit systems."

- Halo 5
January 22, 2026 at 9:36 AM
"Negative. I have the gun. Good luck, sir."

- Halo Reach
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 AM
"The leader controls the beam!"

- Halo Wars
January 22, 2026 at 4:11 AM
"The hour approaches. Soon the Banished will stand victorious. Atriox...hear these words. Even from beyond this life, your will is served."

- Halo Infinite
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 AM
"Captain, wake up. Something has happened."

- Halo Wars
January 21, 2026 at 9:31 PM
"This place makes a shield world look normal."

- Halo Wars 2
January 21, 2026 at 6:50 PM
"There are those that said this day would never come...What are they to say now?"

- Halo 2
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"But you did it. Truth and the Covenant, the Flood..."

- Halo 3
January 21, 2026 at 12:58 PM
"Sir, why would rebels want to cut off Reach from the rest of the colonies?"

- Halo Reach
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 AM
"What are you after? The others before you were Naval Intelligence but you - you're something else."

- Halo 4
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 AM
"Cortana? Cortana, do you read? Cortana, come in"

- Halo 4
January 21, 2026 at 2:05 AM
"Infinity! This is Sierra-117 of the UNSC Forward Unto Dawn. Do you copy?"

- Halo 4
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"What's Cortana up to, Chief? Why'd she bring us here?"

- Halo 5
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 PM
"Chief, Palmer again. The Mammoth's got jetpacks onboard. If I were down there, I'd want one."

- Halo 4
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"You can never have enough overkill."

- Halo Wars 2
January 20, 2026 at 12:59 PM
"Hey bastards! Knock knock!"

- Halo 3
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
"Look... I understand what you think you saw."

- Halo 4
January 20, 2026 at 6:41 AM
"This is UNSC Pelican Echo 216. Can you hear me? This is UNS-"

- Halo Infinite
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
"We shall cut into the heart of this infestation, retrieve the Icon, and burn any Flood that stand in our way!"

- Halo 2
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
"His file reads 'missing in action'."

- Halo 4
January 19, 2026 at 9:24 PM
"Then where? Where would someone go to activate the other rings?"

- Halo 2
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"Cortana? Did you see her condition? How damaged she is? She could be corrupted, for all we know. Her solution could be a Flood trap."

- Halo 3
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM