Logan’s Jog (like Logan’s Run, but I jog)
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Logan’s Jog (like Logan’s Run, but I jog)
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📍Seattle. Homo. Flirty. I love video games, k-pop, and wieners. A lot.

DMs are open if we’re mutants. I mean, mutuals.
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I play this at least once a month and figure I shouldn’t gate keep any longer.
Sailor Moon - Sag das Zauberwort - Opening Intro (Deutsch/German) HQ
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Today it hit me how lonely I am, these dats. But also how great of friends i have in my life. Like dang, my lil heart was struggling with the ups and downs.
February 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I heard it’s hump day but all I could muster was a day-old selfie. I was stood up tonight so be extra nice to me, thx.
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I found out my work arch-nemesis makes 50k more than me (I’m poor plz donate) and I’m officially done dealing with her now.

She called today and my response was literally “I’m not in a space to not attack you so you should call [my boss] instead.”
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
This deserves noOooOoo explanation. It is what it is and I’m feeling it.
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is the kinda crap I constantly get on apps. I’m particularly irritated at the question of how many folks I’ve slept with. I’ll sleep with 20-30 more if it makes him go away, tbh. Hell, even if it doesn’t.
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I want a new couch. One that’s good for cuddling. And doesn’t cost a million dollars. My current one is 8 years old and from Albany Park, but kinda small.

Please provide brand recommendations. I’ll gladly provide said cuddle demos once procured for those who helped. Thank you.
February 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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10/10 ICE protest sign
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I made a dumb video to post but then Lucifer got cuddly and I died. I just died. Y’all don’t understand the importance of this.

🥺
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Sometimes I dream about moving to nyc and discovering that I’m actually more ny than sea and so in nyc I’m actually normal yet cool, and blossoming. But I also dream a lot about dick and that’s not a reality either for me.

Cruel, cruel world.
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
“Narcissistic, psycho-freaking, boot-licking Nazi creep” -Robyn
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I had a chill night with a friend where we watched some top-tier animations shorts and they kept my feet warm by sitting on them. There needs to be more platonic intimacy like that in my life. Like, I think we all need more of that rn tbh.

The opposite of 🧊 is warm toes under friends’ butts.
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Chompie chompie.
January 30, 2026 at 2:53 AM
January 29, 2026 at 3:35 AM
This is my bestie and their pussyytics is on fire.
Business Analytics implies the existence of Business Pussyytics
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Wfh and property management is doing an annual inspection of smoke detectors and the like. Put a note on my door to just come in cause I’ll probably not hear them knock with headphones and calls all day.

Please pray for me that this is going to be a sexy scene.
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
They aren’t even that great, but I’d throw hands at three 🧊boys for an IKEA coffee and cinnamon roll rn.

Jk jk.

Five.

Jk jk jk. Six.

Ok jk frfr. I’m not a violent man. But I do want an IKEA coffee and cinnamon roll like mad and the irony ain’t lost on me.
January 27, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Why doesn’t Seattle have weed delivery yet? 👉🏼👈🏼
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 AM
“When Lady Gaga said there could be a hundred people in the room… you were shocked.” (Because no one goes to their drag show)

Dang. How have I missed that from Cracker for so long?
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Things I said to straight coworkers today.

“Goddamn, those shoes are dumb. 🤮”

“You know, if you didn’t have a beard I’d probably not pay attention to you in meetings. 🥸”

“Bah-ruuuh, I like that chest hair popping out your shirt to say hi to me. 😍”

Chaotic neutral as hell.
January 24, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The level of boredom and loneliness I have experienced being sick is bonkers.

But I get to eat crackers in bed, so that’s been kinda cool.
January 23, 2026 at 2:01 AM
At home sick today and normally I want left alone sick. Today I’m like - snuggies? uppies?! 👉🏼👈🏼
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Upgraded my bloopers game. I am officially a film maker now and available for your next project.
January 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Meeting up with guys off apps to see if there’s a vibe to turn into an actual date is exhausting. However, I do often walk away understanding my own value and self-worth better.

In other news, Lucifer spent the night on the balcony on accident and now learning that she values me, too.
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The amount of hands I would throw for the folks in my life that I care about is bonkers, y’all.
January 16, 2026 at 5:18 AM