jamie (they/them)
@zerojokes.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
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this town is too fucking small sometimes
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
this town is too fucking small sometimes
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When you have a mandate to distract from Nazism and also a dog's brain
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
When you have a mandate to distract from Nazism and also a dog's brain
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SPOG has been trying (and failing) to stop our work since we revealed the names of the six officers who went to J6 in 2021.
This is only the latest of several attempts.
Support community police oversight. Become a recurring donor at Ko-fi.com/divestspd
This is only the latest of several attempts.
Support community police oversight. Become a recurring donor at Ko-fi.com/divestspd
SPOG is maneuvering in the appeals court to protect officers accused of serious misconduct, like racism, corruption, and dishonesty.
open.substack.com/pub/divestsp...
open.substack.com/pub/divestsp...
The police guild wants to rewrite the Public Records Act in the courts
In its lawsuit against DivestSPD, SPOG is attempting to bypass the state legislature and create new exemptions for officers accused of serious misconduct.
open.substack.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
SPOG has been trying (and failing) to stop our work since we revealed the names of the six officers who went to J6 in 2021.
This is only the latest of several attempts.
Support community police oversight. Become a recurring donor at Ko-fi.com/divestspd
This is only the latest of several attempts.
Support community police oversight. Become a recurring donor at Ko-fi.com/divestspd
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
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Someone inside DHS leaked the names of 4,500 ICE and CBP officers to a nonprofit that tracks ICE. About 80 percent of those name are active.
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach fo...
www.rawstory.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Someone inside DHS leaked the names of 4,500 ICE and CBP officers to a nonprofit that tracks ICE. About 80 percent of those name are active.
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
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bombard her voicemails since her office never answers
Patty Murray is a senator from one of the bluest states in the country and here she is negotiating a further expansion of ICE funding. This party does not want the same things we want.
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
bombard her voicemails since her office never answers
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Abolishing ICE is more popular than just about every politician in this country.
Wow — New YouGov / Economist poll:
46% support abolishing ICE
43% oppose abolishing ICE
This is the first time that abolishing ICE has received net positive support
46% support abolishing ICE
43% oppose abolishing ICE
This is the first time that abolishing ICE has received net positive support
January 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Abolishing ICE is more popular than just about every politician in this country.
I will eventually mute every f**** a*****
January 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I will eventually mute every f**** a*****
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This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
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These anti-Nick Shirley flyers have gone up around South Minneapolis — person who took these pictures said they are all over.
January 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
These anti-Nick Shirley flyers have gone up around South Minneapolis — person who took these pictures said they are all over.
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Please understand this is happening in literally dozens of locations around the city simultaneously. If an ICE vehicle stops, community members materialize in seconds and do everything they can to stop the kidnappings. We are under siege and using every tool to fight back.
430k of us vs. 2k of them, we're gonna win this
Cedar & 31st I think
Cedar & 31st I think
January 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Please understand this is happening in literally dozens of locations around the city simultaneously. If an ICE vehicle stops, community members materialize in seconds and do everything they can to stop the kidnappings. We are under siege and using every tool to fight back.
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
I’ve decided there is nothing bad that could happen from muting SLC and Salt Lake City on here so I did it
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I’ve decided there is nothing bad that could happen from muting SLC and Salt Lake City on here so I did it
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Washington State residents: they’re trying to pull online age verification bullshittery here too. This bill would require people to upload their ID/credit card to view online adult content. You can complain to your reps here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112
Send a comment
app.leg.wa.gov
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Washington State residents: they’re trying to pull online age verification bullshittery here too. This bill would require people to upload their ID/credit card to view online adult content. You can complain to your reps here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112
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Aphex Twin: This one's inspired by Hellraiser and it goes harder than most metal songs.
Me: woaw
AT: This is some weird glitchy electronica and the video is going to be booty ladies wearing masks of my face.
Me: dam
AT: This next one is the most achingly beautiful piano song you've ever heard.
Me: woaw
AT: This is some weird glitchy electronica and the video is going to be booty ladies wearing masks of my face.
Me: dam
AT: This next one is the most achingly beautiful piano song you've ever heard.
January 11, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Aphex Twin: This one's inspired by Hellraiser and it goes harder than most metal songs.
Me: woaw
AT: This is some weird glitchy electronica and the video is going to be booty ladies wearing masks of my face.
Me: dam
AT: This next one is the most achingly beautiful piano song you've ever heard.
Me: woaw
AT: This is some weird glitchy electronica and the video is going to be booty ladies wearing masks of my face.
Me: dam
AT: This next one is the most achingly beautiful piano song you've ever heard.
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I think we won’t really free up the space to imagine a way out of American fascism until people grasp this: most of what the “opposition party” has to offer them is their preferred actors for state violence
January 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I think we won’t really free up the space to imagine a way out of American fascism until people grasp this: most of what the “opposition party” has to offer them is their preferred actors for state violence
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WSJ investigation: In the past 6 months ICE agents have fired at vehicles 13 times, leading to:
* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon
The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire
www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon
The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire
www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
Videos Show How ICE Vehicle Stops Can Escalate to Shootings
A WSJ visual investigation found that the Minneapolis ICE killing is one of 13 incidents where federal immigration agents have used deadly force against civilians in vehicles since July.
www.wsj.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
WSJ investigation: In the past 6 months ICE agents have fired at vehicles 13 times, leading to:
* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon
The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire
www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon
The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire
www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
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Fascism is always a war on the left. It's not all it is, but it's always that.
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Fascism is always a war on the left. It's not all it is, but it's always that.
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One of the most significant differences between JD Vance and opiates is that only one ever gave his mom a moment’s pleasure.
Vance doesn't have to be the kind of person furious a mother would love her child enough to keep their favorite toys in the car, but he is, and it's a hell of his own making.
January 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
One of the most significant differences between JD Vance and opiates is that only one ever gave his mom a moment’s pleasure.
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A bombshell new video shows that Good was not actually blocking ICE; instead, she waved for the agents to “go around” her vehicle after dropping someone off.
However, the agents swarmed, pulling on the doors and demanding she “get out of the fucking car!” trib.al/StJkKeI
However, the agents swarmed, pulling on the doors and demanding she “get out of the fucking car!” trib.al/StJkKeI
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
A bombshell new video shows that Good was not actually blocking ICE; instead, she waved for the agents to “go around” her vehicle after dropping someone off.
However, the agents swarmed, pulling on the doors and demanding she “get out of the fucking car!” trib.al/StJkKeI
However, the agents swarmed, pulling on the doors and demanding she “get out of the fucking car!” trib.al/StJkKeI
The Dark Knight, Heathers, Tootsie, and The Big Lebowski
Speaking of movies… What’s the most hyped movie to you that everyone said was great but once you watched it was trash?
For me: Titanic and Saving Private Ryan
For me: Titanic and Saving Private Ryan
January 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The Dark Knight, Heathers, Tootsie, and The Big Lebowski