jamie (they/them)
@zerojokes.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
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Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
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NEW: Seattle City Council Member Eddie Lin wants Mayor Wilson to delay implementation of surveillance expansion so the City can revisit decision in wake of ICE terror. He suggests possibly redirecting funds to immigrant resources. www.theburnerseattle.com/post/seattle...
Seattle Council Member Eddie Lin Suggests Redirecting Surveillance Tech Funding To Immigrant Resources
As ICE’s reign of terror returns to headlines, activists demand bold and urgent action from City Hall’s new progressive bloc, including a reversal of a recent expansion to the Seattle Police Departmen...
www.theburnerseattle.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
NEW: Seattle City Council Member Eddie Lin wants Mayor Wilson to delay implementation of surveillance expansion so the City can revisit decision in wake of ICE terror. He suggests possibly redirecting funds to immigrant resources. www.theburnerseattle.com/post/seattle...
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Unfortunately, this is the part where I remind people that Black 10th graders get beat up by cops every day.
This is the part where I remind people about modern civil asset forfeiture, where US police steal more value from people (mostly Black) than every form of theft other than wage theft.
This is the part where I remind people about modern civil asset forfeiture, where US police steal more value from people (mostly Black) than every form of theft other than wage theft.
It is in no way “law enforcement” to beat up an American 10th grader and steal and sell his possessions.
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
January 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Unfortunately, this is the part where I remind people that Black 10th graders get beat up by cops every day.
This is the part where I remind people about modern civil asset forfeiture, where US police steal more value from people (mostly Black) than every form of theft other than wage theft.
This is the part where I remind people about modern civil asset forfeiture, where US police steal more value from people (mostly Black) than every form of theft other than wage theft.
I know the reason why they won’t do it is racism, but it would be motivating if the supposed opposition put out a plan to make a citizenship an easier process for immigrants.
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I know the reason why they won’t do it is racism, but it would be motivating if the supposed opposition put out a plan to make a citizenship an easier process for immigrants.
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Oh my god why does your committee need a nickname
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Oh my god why does your committee need a nickname
anything for you, Larry
January 14, 2026 at 4:03 AM
anything for you, Larry
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this town is too fucking small sometimes
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
this town is too fucking small sometimes
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When you have a mandate to distract from Nazism and also a dog's brain
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
When you have a mandate to distract from Nazism and also a dog's brain
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SPOG has been trying (and failing) to stop our work since we revealed the names of the six officers who went to J6 in 2021.
This is only the latest of several attempts.
Support community police oversight. Become a recurring donor at Ko-fi.com/divestspd
This is only the latest of several attempts.
Support community police oversight. Become a recurring donor at Ko-fi.com/divestspd
SPOG is maneuvering in the appeals court to protect officers accused of serious misconduct, like racism, corruption, and dishonesty.
open.substack.com/pub/divestsp...
open.substack.com/pub/divestsp...
The police guild wants to rewrite the Public Records Act in the courts
In its lawsuit against DivestSPD, SPOG is attempting to bypass the state legislature and create new exemptions for officers accused of serious misconduct.
open.substack.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
SPOG has been trying (and failing) to stop our work since we revealed the names of the six officers who went to J6 in 2021.
This is only the latest of several attempts.
Support community police oversight. Become a recurring donor at Ko-fi.com/divestspd
This is only the latest of several attempts.
Support community police oversight. Become a recurring donor at Ko-fi.com/divestspd
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
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Someone inside DHS leaked the names of 4,500 ICE and CBP officers to a nonprofit that tracks ICE. About 80 percent of those name are active.
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach fo...
www.rawstory.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Someone inside DHS leaked the names of 4,500 ICE and CBP officers to a nonprofit that tracks ICE. About 80 percent of those name are active.
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
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bombard her voicemails since her office never answers
Patty Murray is a senator from one of the bluest states in the country and here she is negotiating a further expansion of ICE funding. This party does not want the same things we want.
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
bombard her voicemails since her office never answers
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Abolishing ICE is more popular than just about every politician in this country.
Wow — New YouGov / Economist poll:
46% support abolishing ICE
43% oppose abolishing ICE
This is the first time that abolishing ICE has received net positive support
46% support abolishing ICE
43% oppose abolishing ICE
This is the first time that abolishing ICE has received net positive support
January 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Abolishing ICE is more popular than just about every politician in this country.
I will eventually mute every f**** a*****
January 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I will eventually mute every f**** a*****
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This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
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These anti-Nick Shirley flyers have gone up around South Minneapolis — person who took these pictures said they are all over.
January 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
These anti-Nick Shirley flyers have gone up around South Minneapolis — person who took these pictures said they are all over.
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Please understand this is happening in literally dozens of locations around the city simultaneously. If an ICE vehicle stops, community members materialize in seconds and do everything they can to stop the kidnappings. We are under siege and using every tool to fight back.
430k of us vs. 2k of them, we're gonna win this
Cedar & 31st I think
Cedar & 31st I think
January 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Please understand this is happening in literally dozens of locations around the city simultaneously. If an ICE vehicle stops, community members materialize in seconds and do everything they can to stop the kidnappings. We are under siege and using every tool to fight back.
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
I’ve decided there is nothing bad that could happen from muting SLC and Salt Lake City on here so I did it
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I’ve decided there is nothing bad that could happen from muting SLC and Salt Lake City on here so I did it
at the beginning of the season I was all about them, but if I have to see the horns one more time… 😒
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
at the beginning of the season I was all about them, but if I have to see the horns one more time… 😒
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Washington State residents: they’re trying to pull online age verification bullshittery here too. This bill would require people to upload their ID/credit card to view online adult content. You can complain to your reps here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112
Send a comment
app.leg.wa.gov
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Washington State residents: they’re trying to pull online age verification bullshittery here too. This bill would require people to upload their ID/credit card to view online adult content. You can complain to your reps here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112
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Aphex Twin: This one's inspired by Hellraiser and it goes harder than most metal songs.
Me: woaw
AT: This is some weird glitchy electronica and the video is going to be booty ladies wearing masks of my face.
Me: dam
AT: This next one is the most achingly beautiful piano song you've ever heard.
Me: woaw
AT: This is some weird glitchy electronica and the video is going to be booty ladies wearing masks of my face.
Me: dam
AT: This next one is the most achingly beautiful piano song you've ever heard.
January 11, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Aphex Twin: This one's inspired by Hellraiser and it goes harder than most metal songs.
Me: woaw
AT: This is some weird glitchy electronica and the video is going to be booty ladies wearing masks of my face.
Me: dam
AT: This next one is the most achingly beautiful piano song you've ever heard.
Me: woaw
AT: This is some weird glitchy electronica and the video is going to be booty ladies wearing masks of my face.
Me: dam
AT: This next one is the most achingly beautiful piano song you've ever heard.