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zerojokes.bsky.social
jamie (they/them)
@zerojokes.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
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text that reads: guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of ‘Boss Baby’ vibes from this…
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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they drew her so fierce. let’s get her a drink.
a photo of a sign asking pregnant people to avoid alcohol, with a drawing of a woman holding her belly
January 5, 2026 at 3:22 AM
zerojokes.bsky.social
a photo of Kevin Costner standing in a corn field in the movie FIELD OF DREAMS
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
zerojokes.bsky.social
I noticed these are going around again but now there are maps for major US cities. These make me look slightly more open minded.

On the visit status map the grey ones are cities I haven’t visited + have no interest in.
a map of the US with cities color coded to reflect if I’ve lived there (purple), visited (blue), and never visited (yellow) a map of the us with dots representing major cities. each dot is color coded with my willingness to live there. red = never orange=reluctantly yellow-orange = maybe light green= willing dark green= absolutely
December 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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movie posters and rankings for the films MUSEUM HOURS (2012) -4 stars ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER (2025) - 4.5 stars THE SECRET AGENT (2025) - 4 stars THE MASTERMIND (2025) - 4 stars
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I’m not big on traditions, but this is one I enjoy doing every year with @cohete.bsky.social
a stainless steel stock pot is filled with tamales wrapped in corn husks. a hand is lifting the lid in the left corner of the frame. tamales wrapped in corn husks are laid out on a kitchen counter
December 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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our guest bathroom is now very gay thanks to @octoberjoe.bsky.social
prints by @octoberjoe hanging on our bathroom wall
December 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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My top 10 albums of 2025:

Marie Davidson - City of Clowns
Rosalía- Lux
keiyaA - hooke’s law
Nourished by Time - The Passionate Ones
FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
Sudan Archives - The BPM
Oklou - choke enough
Amaarae - BLACK STAR
Model/Actriz - Pirouette
Dijon - Baby
Album covers (by row, left to right): Marie Davidson - City of Clowns Rosalía- Lux keiyaA - hooke’s law Nourished by Time - The Passionate Ones FKA twigs - EUSEXUA Sudan Archives - The BPM Oklou - choke enough Amaarae - BLACK STAR Model/Actriz - Pirouette Dijon - Baby
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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good morning, i’m 42 now

I need AT LEAST 42 kisses
a photo of me on my bed, i’m not wearing a shirt and i’m dimly lit by an overcast morning and a table lamp. one of my hands is resting above my head.
December 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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pissin the night away
a photo of me wearing a black sweater standing in a bathroom lit with red-orange bulbs. i’m standing in front of a distorted reflective surface.
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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a generated meme image of two students taking a test, with the one on the right who is cheating representing Karl Marx, and the one on the left she is cheating off of representing the drag queen Lushious Massacr
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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oh yeah
Brno, Czech Republic Brno, Czech Republic Brno, Czech Republic Brno, Czech Republic
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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arty gay shit
a photo of me standing in front of a reflective piece of art in the MUMOK museum. I’m wearing all black and i’m holding my phone.
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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part 2
The façade of the Vienna City Hall the tiled roof of St. Stephen's Cathedral Schönbrunn Palace Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette by Vincent van Gogh (found in the Albertine)
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Basically all I’ve done in Vienna so far is take in as much art and architecture as I can.
the austrian national library. The Prunksaal is the central structure of the old imperial library and part of the Hofburg palace. In this photo is a statue in the center, surrounded by two floors of wooden bookshelves and frescoes. an exterior shot of a building. the wall facing the camera includes a painting of a face in blue tones upside down. chandelier and paintings inside the great gallery in Schönbrunn Palace a piece of art at MUMOK of 7 figures wrapped in black cloth sitting in front of a grey abstract painting.
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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same energy: www.thepinknews.com/wp-content/u...
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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goon???
large letters that say GO ON
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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a fake campaign ad using the zohran mamdani fonts that reads “Stay away from jazz and liquor and the men who play for fun”
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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here are my fetishes and kinks. you should share yours too.

(also body types not filled in because that’s not really important to me)
an illustration of empty poppers bottles with direction to fill them with the level of interest in each kink the bottle represents. this is the version with my interests identified. Most interests in body worship, breeding, oral, cuck, nipple play, and threesome/group. an illustration of empty poppers bottles with direction to fill them with the level of interest in each kink the bottle represents. this is the template image.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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best building in Seattle and it’s not even close
the main atrium of the central Seattle Public Library The red meeting rooms in the central Seattle Public Library
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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hmm I wonder why I’m feeling cold?
a photo of me sitting on a green sofa with my shirt off.
October 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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jame acting normal / jamie acting slutty
a photo of me holding my phone above me. i’m wearing a black sweatshirt. I have a hand behind my head, and I’m sitting in an office chair with a rug underneath me. a photo of me holding my phone above me. i’m wearing a black sweatshirt, but I’m holding it up exposing my chest and belly. I’m sitting in an office chair with a rug underneath me.
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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in case y’all wanna follow along
advertisement for my movie party with the schedule included ONIBABA ARMY OF DARKNESS SALOUM SOCIETY POSSESSION
October 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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happy 9 years married + 13 years together. I love you @cohete.bsky.social
a photo of me kissing my husband on the cheek a photo of me and my husband looking at the camera and smiling.
October 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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a list of movies with the first letter of each title spelling out my name (jamie.) Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975) Anthem (1992) Moonstruck (1987) Irma Vep (1996) Elevator to the Gallows (1958)
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM