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jamie (they/them)
@zerojokes.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
they drew her so fierce. let’s get her a drink.
January 5, 2026 at 3:22 AM
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I noticed these are going around again but now there are maps for major US cities. These make me look slightly more open minded.

On the visit status map the grey ones are cities I haven’t visited + have no interest in.
December 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m not big on traditions, but this is one I enjoy doing every year with @cohete.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
our guest bathroom is now very gay thanks to @octoberjoe.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My top 10 albums of 2025:

Marie Davidson - City of Clowns
Rosalía- Lux
keiyaA - hooke’s law
Nourished by Time - The Passionate Ones
FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
Sudan Archives - The BPM
Oklou - choke enough
Amaarae - BLACK STAR
Model/Actriz - Pirouette
Dijon - Baby
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
good morning, i’m 42 now

I need AT LEAST 42 kisses
December 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
pissin the night away
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
oh yeah
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
arty gay shit
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
part 2
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Basically all I’ve done in Vienna so far is take in as much art and architecture as I can.
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
goon???
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
here are my fetishes and kinks. you should share yours too.

(also body types not filled in because that’s not really important to me)
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
best building in Seattle and it’s not even close
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
hmm I wonder why I’m feeling cold?
October 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
jame acting normal / jamie acting slutty
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
in case y’all wanna follow along
October 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
happy 9 years married + 13 years together. I love you @cohete.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM