jamie (they/them)
@zerojokes.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
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Luenell on Gastronauts is PERFECT
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Luenell on Gastronauts is PERFECT
I know I’ve been a hater about holidays and some people actually love their families, but I could not imagine traveling only for a dinner.
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I know I’ve been a hater about holidays and some people actually love their families, but I could not imagine traveling only for a dinner.
cinema gays are like ‘these aren’t mesh shorts, they’re my HamNet’
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
cinema gays are like ‘these aren’t mesh shorts, they’re my HamNet’
I feel Scottish when I scroll by someone I’ve hooked up with because I’ve Dun that dee
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I feel Scottish when I scroll by someone I’ve hooked up with because I’ve Dun that dee
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BDSM scene with a nonbinary person named nog
beg nog
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
BDSM scene with a nonbinary person named nog
Today is a STFU day. Everyone has to STFU!*
* this doesn’t apply to my beautiful mutuals
* this doesn’t apply to my beautiful mutuals
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Today is a STFU day. Everyone has to STFU!*
* this doesn’t apply to my beautiful mutuals
* this doesn’t apply to my beautiful mutuals
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i have spent weeks trying to find this meme i made last year in MS Paint
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i have spent weeks trying to find this meme i made last year in MS Paint
testing new rail vehicles during Monday morning commute times is really smart and definitely doesn’t annoy passengers at all
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
testing new rail vehicles during Monday morning commute times is really smart and definitely doesn’t annoy passengers at all
Honk if you celebrate Wanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Honk if you celebrate Wanksgiving
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Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
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it's interesting that Seattle's got its own version of "who was president in 2020" now
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
it's interesting that Seattle's got its own version of "who was president in 2020" now
nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
anyway seeking a friday date
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
anyway seeking a friday date
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RIP Udo Kier, who, on top of a legendary 60-year career, was on an absolute 2020s hot streak.
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
RIP Udo Kier, who, on top of a legendary 60-year career, was on an absolute 2020s hot streak.
you get ahead at the piss factory by climbing the corporate bladder
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
you get ahead at the piss factory by climbing the corporate bladder
sagittarius season is here!! time to celebrate by being impatient, blunt, and mysterious!!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
sagittarius season is here!! time to celebrate by being impatient, blunt, and mysterious!!!
Björk turned 60 today!
my top 5 Björk songs:
⚫️ Black Lake
🏴 Declare Independence
✨ Desired Constellation
🍴Hyper-Ballad
😡 Pluto
my top 5 Björk songs:
⚫️ Black Lake
🏴 Declare Independence
✨ Desired Constellation
🍴Hyper-Ballad
😡 Pluto
happy birthday goddess, Björk!
my top 5 Björk songs:
✨ it’s not up to you
🚨 jóga
🏔️ hyper-ballad
👠 big time sensuality
📖 bachelorette
my top 5 Björk songs:
✨ it’s not up to you
🚨 jóga
🏔️ hyper-ballad
👠 big time sensuality
📖 bachelorette
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Björk turned 60 today!
my top 5 Björk songs:
⚫️ Black Lake
🏴 Declare Independence
✨ Desired Constellation
🍴Hyper-Ballad
😡 Pluto
my top 5 Björk songs:
⚫️ Black Lake
🏴 Declare Independence
✨ Desired Constellation
🍴Hyper-Ballad
😡 Pluto
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me (sees a hot person): they can't keep getting away with this
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
me (sees a hot person): they can't keep getting away with this
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But no resolutions condemning fascism, huh?
The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
But no resolutions condemning fascism, huh?
we’re about two weeks away from year-end list season
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
we’re about two weeks away from year-end list season
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long distance flight edition
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
long distance flight edition
so many cocks I haven’t sucked (YET)
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
so many cocks I haven’t sucked (YET)