Oscar Goff
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Writer/movie rat. EIC and Senior Film Critic, Boston Hassle. Film columnist, Cambridge Day. Member: BSFC, OFCS, BOFCA. 🍅-approved. He/him. https://bostonhassle.com/author/oscargoff/ https://www.cambridgeday.com/author/oscar-goff/
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Welcome! Oscar here— I review movies for Boston Hassle (which I also edit), cover the rep house beat for Cambridge Day, and post here about movies, music, and stuff ‘n’ such. Stick around why don’t ya!
Hans Moleman at a film festival
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I really wish there was a way to make CEOs hear every normal person’s moan of disappointment when they realize the cute/funny video they’re watching is AI.
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'The consumer doesn't care if what they're looking at is AI' YES THEY DO WE KEEP HEARING THAT THEY DO maybe there's a percentage that don't BUT MANY PEOPLE REALLY FUCKING DO CARE
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Say what you will about Pitchfork, but they definitely would have found a way to put some late period Scott Walker on that 21st century songs list.
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I heard an interview with Bruce McCulloch where he said, “If anyone has ever been under the impression we were cool, it’s because of Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet.”
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Amazing! Would love to see it on the big screen someday.
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Also worth seeking out the alternate version, retitled DAUGHTER OF HORROR, in which the distributor attempted to boost its commercial appeal by adding narration read by Ed McMahon (!!!)
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Legitimately incredible film. Think Maya Deren disguised as Ed Wood.
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Dementia (1955) is a dialogueless fever dream film about a woman's nightmare experience on a single night in LA. Made a decade too early to be a hit, it's a mix of German expressionism and American noir and closer to 60s films like Carnival of Souls and Polanski's Repulsion. It's worth an hour of
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I went there when I was in London a few years ago and felt the same way! Over here in New England we at least have Bull Moose Records, which isn’t as massive, but is the sort of CD/DVD/book store which was plentiful in the ‘90s but almost extinct now.
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Also found an original (or at least early) pressing of FOREVER CHANGES there for under $30, which is something that has been impossible stateside for decades.
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I cannot tell you the near-religious epiphany I experienced when I went to Tokyo this year and found a Tower Records which is a) still open, b) bustling with activity, and c) EIGHT STORIES HIGH.
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the loss of Tower Records is comparable to the Library of Alexandria imo
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I really wish there was a way to make CEOs hear every normal person’s moan of disappointment when they realize the cute/funny video they’re watching is AI.
hannahstrong.co.uk
'The consumer doesn't care if what they're looking at is AI' YES THEY DO WE KEEP HEARING THAT THEY DO maybe there's a percentage that don't BUT MANY PEOPLE REALLY FUCKING DO CARE
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Ha— forgot that one!
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(Deep breath) Worcester, Leicester, Leominster, Quincy, Woburn, Billerica…
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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My headcanon is that Susan Collins is one of the Collinsport Collinses.
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What is THANK YOU, RAFT MAN?
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The TV edit of THE DEPARTED is on, and I swear there are scenes where Jack’s entire performance is overdubbed.
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Pitch: two different sitcoms based on RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, one about the old guys, the other about the kids. Neither ever has any zombies, we just get to hang out with these characters every week.
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Seriously— jumpscare right out of the gate!
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I’ve seen two movies do this in as many years, and it’s dramatically just baffling. If you need more lifting than this to frame your footage, you need to rework your footage.
Opening card from THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT: In October of 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary.
A year later their footage was found.
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PSA: That found footage horror movie you’re making does not need that lengthy expository faux-documentary opening reel.
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“Quinzy”— hit that hard S and you’re immediately outed as a non-Masshole!
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(Deep breath) Worcester, Leicester, Leominster, Quincy, Woburn, Billerica…
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Pitch: two different sitcoms based on RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, one about the old guys, the other about the kids. Neither ever has any zombies, we just get to hang out with these characters every week.
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Going on more than a decade for me!