Ezzy
@lokaji.bsky.social
Chronically online.
Player of many games; mediocre at all of them.
Cat lady.
Collector of stuff.
Migraine sufferer.
Memes are my love language.
Player of many games; mediocre at all of them.
Cat lady.
Collector of stuff.
Migraine sufferer.
Memes are my love language.
Pinned
I smoke meats overnight. It is a present to future me from past me. Tonight's cook is brisket.
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I smoke meats overnight. It is a present to future me from past me. Tonight's cook is brisket.
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What is your cultural blindspot? I missed a lot of stuff from 2000-2010.
I am currently watching Avatar: The Last Airbender for the first time.
I am currently watching Avatar: The Last Airbender for the first time.
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
What is your cultural blindspot? I missed a lot of stuff from 2000-2010.
I am currently watching Avatar: The Last Airbender for the first time.
I am currently watching Avatar: The Last Airbender for the first time.
Vibe check: Does anyone else irrationally fear that they will be picked up by ICE? I went to renew my license at the DMV and I was paranoid.
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Vibe check: Does anyone else irrationally fear that they will be picked up by ICE? I went to renew my license at the DMV and I was paranoid.
There are two kinds of people: those who can extrapolate data from incomplete information.
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
There are two kinds of people: those who can extrapolate data from incomplete information.
Whenever I dye my hair, I tell my spouse 'new hair, who dis?' It never gets a laugh, but at least I'm amused.
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Whenever I dye my hair, I tell my spouse 'new hair, who dis?' It never gets a laugh, but at least I'm amused.
There are artists whose art I admire, but think they are a shitty person. And there are artists, who are the best people, whose art I don't personally like.
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
There are artists whose art I admire, but think they are a shitty person. And there are artists, who are the best people, whose art I don't personally like.
If I had a nickle for every time I said "what a fucking moron," I wouldn't be in debt.
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If I had a nickle for every time I said "what a fucking moron," I wouldn't be in debt.
If MAGA wants to boycott Costco, it is a win to me. They are usually the worst customers; standing in the way most of the time.
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
If MAGA wants to boycott Costco, it is a win to me. They are usually the worst customers; standing in the way most of the time.
On blood thinners for life; Tylenol is the only safe OTC option. Still worthless. #chronicillness
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
On blood thinners for life; Tylenol is the only safe OTC option. Still worthless. #chronicillness
Pantone released their color of the year for 2026. They picked white. Are they sucking up to the white supremacists?
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Pantone released their color of the year for 2026. They picked white. Are they sucking up to the white supremacists?
Went to the optometrist today. New prescription for the first time in years. Managed to avoid needing progressive lenses/bifocals. Told me I could grab the lowest powered readers for when I'm wearing my contacts.
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Went to the optometrist today. New prescription for the first time in years. Managed to avoid needing progressive lenses/bifocals. Told me I could grab the lowest powered readers for when I'm wearing my contacts.
When I see a picture of right winger, I ask myself is it A.I. or is it bad plastic surgery. The answer is sometimes both. #FuckNazis
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When I see a picture of right winger, I ask myself is it A.I. or is it bad plastic surgery. The answer is sometimes both. #FuckNazis
The worst part about the rain, besides my body hurting, is hearing all the morons spinning their wheels. I want to tell them "nice hydroplane fuckface."
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The worst part about the rain, besides my body hurting, is hearing all the morons spinning their wheels. I want to tell them "nice hydroplane fuckface."
I’m extra annoyed at the power being out during the halftime show with Jack White.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m extra annoyed at the power being out during the halftime show with Jack White.
At least the power went out after the food was done.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
At least the power went out after the food was done.
The best part of eating Thanksgiving early is that I can pass out if the football game is a blow out.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The best part of eating Thanksgiving early is that I can pass out if the football game is a blow out.
Seeing some of the Thanksgiving dinner troubleshooting, it is obvious that some people do not have the fundamental basics of cooking down. I pray that the people eating the food don’t get sick.
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Seeing some of the Thanksgiving dinner troubleshooting, it is obvious that some people do not have the fundamental basics of cooking down. I pray that the people eating the food don’t get sick.
So I am watching 'The Perfect Neighbor' doc; weaponized whiteness is fucking disgusting. The victim died needlessly; the children lost their mother because some bitch was annoyed at kid noises.
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So I am watching 'The Perfect Neighbor' doc; weaponized whiteness is fucking disgusting. The victim died needlessly; the children lost their mother because some bitch was annoyed at kid noises.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sometimes I wish I had a five minute grace period to edit a post for grammar/spelling. I think faster than I type.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sometimes I wish I had a five minute grace period to edit a post for grammar/spelling. I think faster than I type.
Thanksgiving is my Super Bowl. I am in the end game now. The turkeys are defrosting in the fridge.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Thanksgiving is my Super Bowl. I am in the end game now. The turkeys are defrosting in the fridge.
I just started up the Selena Y Los Dinos documentary. I saw one of the haircuts and remembered my 3rd grade school picture. Why did moms do this to us?
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I just started up the Selena Y Los Dinos documentary. I saw one of the haircuts and remembered my 3rd grade school picture. Why did moms do this to us?