London Alexander
@londonalexander.bsky.social
They should put slot machines on treadmills because fuck cardio.
August 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
They should put slot machines on treadmills because fuck cardio.
America has always been mid at best.
July 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
America has always been mid at best.
Is Ted Cruz on vacation for this one too?
July 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is Ted Cruz on vacation for this one too?
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Good morning 🫡
July 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Good morning 🫡
To everyone at the gym: thank you for your concerns, but I assure you I am just extremely hungover struggling to exist, not struggling with the weights.
June 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
To everyone at the gym: thank you for your concerns, but I assure you I am just extremely hungover struggling to exist, not struggling with the weights.
American restaurant breakfast 😬😭
April 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
American restaurant breakfast 😬😭
Dude at 24 hour fitness straight up making himself a cocktail in the locker room then took it over to the jacuzzi. I think I’m about to have a new best friend.
April 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Dude at 24 hour fitness straight up making himself a cocktail in the locker room then took it over to the jacuzzi. I think I’m about to have a new best friend.
“I don’t hate white people, I’m just not a fan of the fascist aesthetic.”
March 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“I don’t hate white people, I’m just not a fan of the fascist aesthetic.”
The One Where Rachel Gets an Abortion. Would have been a much more compelling story.
March 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The One Where Rachel Gets an Abortion. Would have been a much more compelling story.
I wonder how many books the people that ban books read in a year 🤔
March 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I wonder how many books the people that ban books read in a year 🤔
Loving BlueSky. Just need it to be a tiny bit sluttier.
March 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Loving BlueSky. Just need it to be a tiny bit sluttier.
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Anything can be an Unidentified Flying Object if you just don't know a lot about flying objects.
March 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Anything can be an Unidentified Flying Object if you just don't know a lot about flying objects.
The time change makes me instantly no longer want to launch myself off a building once it gets dark.
March 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The time change makes me instantly no longer want to launch myself off a building once it gets dark.
Being alive should be a write off.
February 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Being alive should be a write off.
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