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longes.bsky.social
Today I won my first run of Rift Wizard 2 with a demon dogs build
longes.bsky.social
Disco Elysium has 24 skills and 4 stats, and searching "Disco Elysium build" will get you loads of results.
longes.bsky.social
Rogue Trader has virtually nothing timed. Time passes when you warp jump, but that's only for advancing colony development projects. You can bum around in act 2 as long as you want.
longes.bsky.social
Hey, if that's what gets the US to lay off genital mutilation...
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
longes.bsky.social
There are no known cases of humans being attacked by a wild cheetah.
longes.bsky.social
Cheetah claws are semi-retractable, because their primary use is for traction and speed rather than climbing and assault.

Cheetahs have an extremely low genetic diversity, being virtually clones of each other. This makes them super vulnerable to disease and mutations.
longes.bsky.social
Cheetahs are basically horses of the cat-kind, in that they evolved towards speed to the detriment of everything else, and it's backfiring horribly. Except cheetahs have it even worse than horses, because they had two extinction events and are now horrifically inbred.
longes.bsky.social
"The Smith and the Devil" is one of the oldest European folk tales, and it's about a smith getting the power to weld any two objects together, and then welding the devil to the ground.
longes.bsky.social
Posts like these exemplify American exceptionalism mindset more than any other art piece.

Most European cultures' folklore involves tales of the guile hero making a deal with the devil and then coming out on top.
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I think "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" exemplifies American culture more than any other art piece.

Most cultures' folklore involves cautionary tales warning people not to tempt the devil.

The American version has the challenger win because he is way cooler than the devil.

Yea, that sums it up.
longes.bsky.social
It's a good read, but as a TTRPG campaign, I found it lacking. It suffers from the White Wolf problem, where the author just wanted to write a novel, and the players don't get to actually play.
longes.bsky.social
"Cyberpunk is when protagonist is not a cop"
longes.bsky.social
In RT, when you are rescuing Abel and have the option of wearing cultist clothes as disguise. Heinrich cautions that symbols of Chaos are not just paintings but actively corrupt the mind. And the omniscient narration describes them as radiating evil.
longes.bsky.social
But that's a boring answer.
Problem: "Chaos is a cognitohazard."
Imperium's solution: "Thinking is bad, everyone should be boneheaded, zealous, and ignorant."
It's interesting to come up with (morally) good answers which are not just "problem is fake and gay, we ignore it".
longes.bsky.social
It's cool when Iconoclast can reject Imperium's cruelty by humane governance.
It's lame when Iconoclast can reject Imperium's cruelty by simply deciding to not be Chaos-corrupted. (I'm thinking of the Cultist Disguises in the plasma reactor on Rykad Minoris).
longes.bsky.social
What annoys me about Iconoclast and the Tau is that they get to take one of the major problems that made Imperium what it is and just say "nah". Chaos is a cognitohazard. You can become a baby-eating Chaos worshipper just by wearing a Nurgle logo on your jacket.
longes.bsky.social
Except of course the developer says right there that the intended difficulty is Normal, now renamed to Hard.
longes.bsky.social
I bought Dungeon Lords because of this video.
longes.bsky.social
Both of these are the originals though.
longes.bsky.social
TLDW: "ZA/UM has been balkanized into five warring states that are all suing each other and share custody of Lendal Brown."
longes.bsky.social
You can't stay down forever, but you stand up a bit faster if you press a movement key. But you can time your dodge to get the stand-up iframes to avoid an attack. I've had very few "can't get up" issues in my playthrough of Wuchang.
longes.bsky.social
House Party literally has already been banned on Steam already in 2018.
longes.bsky.social
Chinese Sekiro, innit

I like Buddhist horror, and Wuchang made me realize with the two Portuguese missionaries that what I really want is Buddhist horror from the perspective of a Christian. Or vice versa.
longes.bsky.social
Already happening. I don't like KiwiFarms, but they spent the last five years under a constant attack by people targeting ISPs and web host services to get them removed.
longes.bsky.social
But boss fights in Elden Ring don't last more than a couple of minutes (outside low damage challenge runs). If you load during boss fight you spawn before the boss door.
If "save at any time" has to mean "absolutely any time", then virtually no game will pass this because cutscenes exist.
longes.bsky.social
Today I won my first run of Rift Wizard 2 with a demon dogs build