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The Long Haul Hoss

@longhaulhoss.bsky.social

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Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. 🇨🇦 Lover of starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉(I am 18+)

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · Jan 13

Realized I didn't have a pinned Post
Hey, I'm the Long Haul Hoss, probably busy running up and down the highways and Byways. Figured I'd post up my ref lol.

A reference image for the long Haul Hoss. A dark brown Clydesdale stallion with large hooves, a dark red mane and tail (with lighter red highlights) and pale, sun bleached splotches on his face and arm, reminiscent of a trucker's tan. He has green eyes and a thick but strong build.

The fursuit of the previous image, sitting in a white semi truck

A zoomed out shot of the Long Haul Fursuit in a Con Hallway.

Haul, dressed in a dark yellow shirt leans up against his red Kenworth W900 with a cigar in his hand and a smirk on his face.

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Orona! @orona.red · 22h

honestly i thought it would be smaller

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 2d

Horse!

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 2d

I love it when my silly little drawings get a response. I really hope the furry trucker that went through Suffield CT is a mutual lol.

Half of a boy kisser drawing on a porta John next to a drawing of a paw with the text
"0w0 whats this?
MAWS >PAWS."

That same Porta John panel, but now with the words "DO YOU RP? :3"

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 2d

*Opens Barq*
"Holy shit there's a lot of horse furries in Connecticut."

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🎃 Spooky pink cat 🎃 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 3d

Imagine going to a furry con and some random Jesus freak comes up to you and asks to pray for your poor lost soul.

Bitch, I'm there to pay and suck dicks in questionable room parties. Get lost.

(Also. Nice use of AI in your thumbnail. Couldn't get any legit fursuiters to pose for you?)

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 2d

Happy birthday!!

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck 'em. Maybe they'll actually learn something.

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 3d

Haha, so after the three of ya, I guess I should watch some more of this guys content :P

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 3d

Lol all good

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 3d

Interesting, thank you. I've heard of ozone treatments before never done one I'm just wondering if this machine is too good a price lol.

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 3d

I love how despite there being very few reviews, there is a video review, in which the woman filming says "you're not supposed to be in the same room as this thing is running" as she turns it on, and then lingers on it for like a minute and a half as you hear her toddler in the background.

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 3d

a.co/d/ejWdSzH
What do you think, is this too good to be true?

Air Fresh Machine,Removes all odors Offices Basements Vehicles Hotel Rooms Bedroom,Freshen Pet and Cook (Black, 1.8KG) : Amazon.ca: Health & Personal Care

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 4d

Wait, what the hell is Growlr?

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 6d

This is absolutely gorgeous

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 6d

I'm right there with Tickle.

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 6d

Full sugar soda gives me headaches and makes me thirsty.

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 6d

Hay now! You leave my BBQ sauce soda alone.

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 6d

Men will really live like this and not see a problem.

A refrigerator with their shelves featuring only a single can of Dr Pepper zero sugar, and opened 12 pack of steam whistle beer, a single serving of tartar sauce, and a bottle of dark bunny hot sauce

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Aperture Flash Flies Again @apertureflash.bsky.social · 6d

Men will really live like this and not see a problem.

A single folding chair sitting on a hardwood floor in an empty room

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 7d

Outfits like this are like 2/3 of my entire wardrobe. I am in Prime werewolf territory right now and I need to be real careful.

A selfie of a man in a red and blue and white checkered shirt and blue jeans sitting on the back of a pickup truck

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 7d

*hugs*

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 8d

Lmao this is honestly the first time I've ever seen LEGO porn

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Cairo Steele @cairosteele.com · 8d

(Real talk though, I’m saving about $1k a year by switching from Etsy [which charges a % fee] to Shopify [which charges a flat fee]. It was extremely painless to move, highly recommend)

Cairo Steele @cairosteele.com · 8d

Etsy sent me a bill for $0.20 lmao

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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you!!!!!

The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 8d

Thanks!