LordHosk
@lordhosk.bsky.social
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I can’t even come to a single city for myself.

Tokyo because its scale, Singapore because of its density, Dubai because of its absurd opulence, Rome because of its infinite layers of history, London Paris and Barcelona because they exist.
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The holiday couldnt be more obvious it is clearly The Nightmare before Christmas.
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Wanted: Artists to do Hoskling art.

Are your commissions open?

is an artist you supports commissions open?
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Obama hadn't done anything to be awarded one either.
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Judge tells federal law enforcement "Hey, there is a constitution, and the FIRST AMENDMENT... not even one of the obscure ones, the FIRST ONE... the start of the bill of rights, says journalists are free to report on what you do... so let them do it"

Federal law enforcement says "nuhh uhh"
a man wearing an eagle mask and an american flag stands in a crowd
ALT: a man wearing an eagle mask and an american flag stands in a crowd
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That doesn't seem fair... I feel like you should only have to face one pitcher at a time, no time stone Dr Strange action.
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But I need a Battleship, My Little Pony, Magic the Gathering crossover event movie to save cybertron!
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You're the coolest... I saw it on the internets, it must be true.
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But the Amazon list price... for the 245 price is like 349... no 399.
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Im gonna go with... $250 regular price...$245 prime day deal
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My kid wants to be a ghost for Halloween.

“Just a sheet with holes cut in it ghost”

Which is going to be tricky nowadays but lets try…

Anyways, they rejected this sheet
Sheet covered in little ghosts dressed up for Halloween
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its the first thing I thought of when I saw it.
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They are in the military there are supposed to be standards.

I was getting shit on for being 6’2” 210 pounds.

You know how fat you are at 6”2’ 210? I was taping at 12-15% body fat but “ol chunko is overweight again”
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My boomer dad traveled a lot for work. But every day he was in town he was at my baseball, basketball, and soccer games. And i sucked, so I didn’t even play in a quarter to half the games.
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Im Jace and You can call me Jace.

...ohhhtay
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We got magnetic scrabble at a garage sale for a dollar.

I mounted it in the hallway so the kids could play as they passed by.

They are in their 5th round, half the tiles are left in the bag... only 4 of those tiles are vowels.

I've never seen a board so tight with 3 letter 2 vowel words. Die Dye
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What is pizzamas and why should I as a non-childbearing person not living in West Africa the care about it?
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Warning, if you like one Star Wars Channel video, youtube will give you 500 2 hour rant videos with less than 200 views about how Kathleen Kennedy is ruining/has ruined Star Wars.
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Certainly, I made it on time though right?
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Trump does it anyways and the Supreme court rules that its fine in a 6-3 decision in

5...4...3...2...