Lorne
@lornetoledo.bsky.social
Just another asshole from Toledo, Ohio.
Ope, John Cleese's name in Epstein's contact list. 😬
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ope, John Cleese's name in Epstein's contact list. 😬
Name a fictional character you believe would appear on the Epstein list.
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Name a fictional character you believe would appear on the Epstein list.
Uggghhhhh, I have zero motivation left today. 2 more hours feels like forever.
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Uggghhhhh, I have zero motivation left today. 2 more hours feels like forever.
Completely anecdotal, but seems like used car prices have come back down a bit? Seemingly a lot of other stuff too.
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Completely anecdotal, but seems like used car prices have come back down a bit? Seemingly a lot of other stuff too.
Damn, wind is really going tonight, and my whole house is groaning and creaking with the big gusts.
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Damn, wind is really going tonight, and my whole house is groaning and creaking with the big gusts.
The funny thing is, a GOP congress would have 100% impeached a Dem president for some weird military payout scheme without congressional approval. That shit would have been filed by sunrise.
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The funny thing is, a GOP congress would have 100% impeached a Dem president for some weird military payout scheme without congressional approval. That shit would have been filed by sunrise.
What's going on with the eye?
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What's going on with the eye?
I wonder what the word was that he could t read.
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I wonder what the word was that he could t read.
The people clamor for more health insurance plans that don't cover shit. What the people want is ultra high deductibles that ensure no insurer ever has to pay out a dollar. The people are pleading for plans that don't cover dental or vision.
Scalise: "Everybody complains, 'Why when I watch TV do I see this Gecko lizard & emu & all these animals out there selling car insurance & homeowners insurance? Why aren't they selling healthcare?' That's bc federal laws prohibit people to have choices for lower cost products for health insurance"
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The people clamor for more health insurance plans that don't cover shit. What the people want is ultra high deductibles that ensure no insurer ever has to pay out a dollar. The people are pleading for plans that don't cover dental or vision.
My dog went outside and realized it's not absolutely frigid today, and now she is nuts to go on a walk.
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My dog went outside and realized it's not absolutely frigid today, and now she is nuts to go on a walk.
Just a grown man, sitting by himself, listening to the Jurassic Park theme song on the stereo at 11:15pm on a Monday night.
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Just a grown man, sitting by himself, listening to the Jurassic Park theme song on the stereo at 11:15pm on a Monday night.
So how detailed do we think the GOP's plans are for a "Weekend At Bernie's" scenario?
I'm just going to guess that they are rather extensive.
I'm just going to guess that they are rather extensive.
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So how detailed do we think the GOP's plans are for a "Weekend At Bernie's" scenario?
I'm just going to guess that they are rather extensive.
I'm just going to guess that they are rather extensive.
Got a good one today.
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Got a good one today.
Well, I guess we're doing this tonight.
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Some Enchanted Evening (Live) by Blue Öyster Cult on Apple Music
Album · 1978 · 7 Songs
music.apple.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Well, I guess we're doing this tonight.
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Just a ridiculously good sounding album. And, of course, I am always a sucker for any orchestra playing John Williams shit.
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music.apple.com/us/album/acr...
Across the Stars by Anne-Sophie Mutter, Recording Arts Orchestra of Los Angeles & John Williams on Apple Music
Album · 2019 · 12 Songs
music.apple.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Just a ridiculously good sounding album. And, of course, I am always a sucker for any orchestra playing John Williams shit.
music.apple.com/us/album/acr...
music.apple.com/us/album/acr...
I listened to Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison album last night, and it is super stuck in my head today. I actually woke up a couple times last night with it still running through my head, like instantly playing like it had been going in my sleep.
It's a favorite, but that's still weird and fascinating
It's a favorite, but that's still weird and fascinating
December 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I listened to Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison album last night, and it is super stuck in my head today. I actually woke up a couple times last night with it still running through my head, like instantly playing like it had been going in my sleep.
It's a favorite, but that's still weird and fascinating
It's a favorite, but that's still weird and fascinating
Another thing we should do once this is all over is completely abolish private prisons.
🎯 CIVIL RIGHTS LAWYER @oliverma2026.bsky.social: “The detention centers are run by private prison companies (like @CoreCivic) — they make millions PER PERSON… that’s why they’re looking for anybody brown, so they can keep stealing from taxpayers.”
*THIS IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH*
*THIS IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH*
December 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Another thing we should do once this is all over is completely abolish private prisons.
It's either when I was a young kid and my friend's mom took us to a packed and crazy midnight showing of New Jack City...
Or going to an empty midnight showing of The Blair Witch Project, wacked out of my brain on mushrooms.
Or going to an empty midnight showing of The Blair Witch Project, wacked out of my brain on mushrooms.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It's either when I was a young kid and my friend's mom took us to a packed and crazy midnight showing of New Jack City...
Or going to an empty midnight showing of The Blair Witch Project, wacked out of my brain on mushrooms.
Or going to an empty midnight showing of The Blair Witch Project, wacked out of my brain on mushrooms.
I'll be looking forward to seeing more about this one.
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Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Star Wars
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December 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'll be looking forward to seeing more about this one.
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Man, when dude can't even get the Indiana GOP to do his bidding, you know he's cooked.
December 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Man, when dude can't even get the Indiana GOP to do his bidding, you know he's cooked.
The person leading this online training session today has some serious "live, laugh, love" kind of energy.
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The person leading this online training session today has some serious "live, laugh, love" kind of energy.
It is really snowing out there this morning.
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It is really snowing out there this morning.
A little early winter grooming. This time of year I leave the main coat and just trim her legs, feet, butt, underside, and face. This is probably groom 13 now? Something like that? Getting a bit better at it.
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A little early winter grooming. This time of year I leave the main coat and just trim her legs, feet, butt, underside, and face. This is probably groom 13 now? Something like that? Getting a bit better at it.
Should I smoke some hash tonight?
Yes, or yes?
Yes, or yes?
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Should I smoke some hash tonight?
Yes, or yes?
Yes, or yes?