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alice

@lostliddell.bsky.social

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 8m

"TWENTY FIVE!! NARUTO DID 25 RASENGANS!!" "in a row?"

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 11m

doing the "37 dicks??" rant from clerks after a friend informs me that naruto features 25 different rasengan variations

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 11h

good evening EXCLUSIVELY to the irish

There is also early Irish literature about female pissing contests. In the story "Aided Derbforgaill" several women compete to see who can urinate deepest into a pile of snow. The winner is Derbforgaill, wife of Lugaid Riab nDerg, but the other women attack her out of jealousy and mutilate her by gouging out her eyes and cutting off her nose, ears, and hair, resulting in her death. Her husband Lugaid also dies, from grief, and Cú Chulainn avenges the deaths by demolishing a house with the women inside, killing 150.

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 50m

made a rio rainbow gate reference without thinking and the tape in my brain started flapping loose for a few seconds while i tried to figure out why the fuck that one came bubbling up

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 4h

was pleasantly surprised by the secret flanagan entry at the end of the alien one last year, they seem like they're on a decent roll lately!!

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 5h

love reading about rich people prison and getting angry because it just sounds like my life but with less stress

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 7h

extremely confused every time i see "dark academia" as some sort of aesthetic signifier until i remember that the kids grabbed that one and sort of just laundered it into goth harry potter or w/e

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 9h

me when i hear "not to be dismissive,"

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 9h

nl chat audit

still frame of mr eddy from lost highway beating that motorist up with his gun for tailgating, red-faced and screaming.

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 9h

the people who hate a guy for pretending to need glasses are not ready to read american tabloid and then find out that their new favorite book is by a guy who got expelled from high school because of his ironic nazi LARPing

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 9h

introducing the guys who want to cancel tim rogers for being fake to ellroy like i'm throwing a juicy steak

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 19h

all clear!! my body simply decided to simulate the heart attack via a combination of bone and muscle pains. very funny stuff.

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Ben Stanley @benstanley.eu · 20h

Nicely done

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

it's already going well!! the nurse asked me to estimate my weight and when i seemed unsure in the number i had offhand she plopped me on the scale and revealed i was overshooting by 20-30 pounds, heck yeah.

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

also im probably fine, your girl just had a few too many heart attack symptoms to say "nah sweetie, go to bed, we'll just roll the dice on this sucker" so here we are!!

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

it turns out the stick guys are selling some kind of book, which is disappointing but fair. did lead to them closing out with "'sticks' is available everywhere now" which made me laugh. they really are.....

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

in the emergency room waiting area and jimmy kimmel is on the tv, someone appears to have brought a cool stick they found? they're discussing the coolest parts of the stick. is this what late night tv is like now? not gonna lie, im a little impressed.

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

small girl big weapon❓
small girl big shoes ✅

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 1d

i briefly thought about him and danny devito when i posted this but mentally escaped to the one where they were somehow estranged twins

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 2d

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alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 2d

arknights doing furry women designs again.............. we are so back......................

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 2d

i feel like i saw this on a poster in a blockbuster or something when i was a kid!!!! swear to god

alice @lostliddell.bsky.social · 2d

a confession: until literally two minutes ago i thought knocked up was a movie abt seth rogen getting mpreg

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