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idk how I necessarily became the junior deputy firewood bitch | 31 | she/her

📺 now side eyeing: #tar38 #traitorscanada
need the paparazzi to follow vince again so we have something actually important to discuss
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
did evan make a soul pact with a demon, how do we free him
First look at Ryan Murphy's #TheBeauty - premiering January 21 on FX.

Starring Evan Peters, Rebecca Hall, Bella Hadid, Ashton Kutcher, Jeremy Pope, and Anthony Ramos.
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
sometimes pookie is a 34 year old man
Sometimes you get way too high and make regrettable purchases because of Cyber Monday deals and other times... #bb27 #bbsky
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
love vicariously watching the gay hockey show through the bloomfs 🩷
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
scored $90 jeans for $9 in a short length so I don't even have to get them hemmed, enter jocasta meme here
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I know everything I need to know about someone based on how they feel about wonderful christmastime
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
stopped myself from spending $9.95 on a bath and body works candle by spending $60 at michaels 😎 girl math!
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
my favorite thing about pitbull is how we go from "reach for the stars, and if you don't grab them at least you'll fall on top of the world 🥰❤️" straight into "if you slip I'm gonna fall on top of your girl ✌️🤪✌️"
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
faith hill put centrifugal motion in the chorus of a song in 1998 and we didn't even flinch
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
sometimes you need to do a full 2016 beat to fold laundry as a reminder that you still got it 💃
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
mormon wives has become a drag with weak storylines and too many men and villains that aren't even fun to root against so yes I will be back next season #slomw
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
elder emo but for the bands that would play in hollister in 2008 because I was still scared of hot topic 🤘😘
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
was I physically on my couch watching the live feeds with a newborn all summer? yes but was I mentally in a frat basement wearing business casual chevron with feathers in my hair pounding jungle juice while obama is president? well yes!
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
my husband is currently with someone from this season of survivor but its so boring that I stopped watching and I can't even give him good talking points to bring up
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
yeah he was
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
you know what hell yeah
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
not sure why spotify thought any of these songs should be on a mix they call cringe but ok
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
someone needs to check on scheana rn #pumprules
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
are these people all 45 I'm serious #vpr
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
my husband is trying to convince me I want to watch new vpr because he secretly wants to watch new vpr
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
just remembered I have to watch a goofy holiday special to get my dwts fix this week 💔
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
safe space? I don't hate tom sandoval, in fact I want him on as many shows as possible because hes always willing to commit to the bit
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
me when my whole spotify wrapped is pitbull songs because I thought it might soothe my cuban infant
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I need more of the traitors US4 cast to follow ian on instagram I'm getting parasocially sad about it
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM