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Everything I do turn out wrong.

Spasmodic.
Pinned
Dumpster Fire S’mores.
Hello, yes. Is this the complaint department. I’d like to file a complaint. ABOUT FUCKING EVERYTHING.
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Samuel follows me everywhere.
February 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Just putting that out there into the universe on a quiet Saturday.
February 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
First Doggie-style Baptist Church.
February 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
If we can’t laugh at an incontinent old man sharting himself on camera then I’m afraid we’ve already lost.
February 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Hold up. Holed up?
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Gusgus and Zoé
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
What is a thing that people say when they don’t have any childhood photos?
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
“I missed a career in excavation,” me, eating Ben & Jerry’s
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Eating a frozen pizza. Literally.
Ran out of propane. Went to four stores and all were sold out of space heaters.

Neighbors came through.

Thankful for what we have.
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
New job title - “Highly Respected Expert”
February 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Happy 1st of second January to all who celebrate
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Home Depot and Lowe’s sending their customers license plate information to databases accessible to ICE is news to me. They say it’s to target syndicated retail theft operations. In any event, Red Devil Hardware could use my business anyway.
February 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]

billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ran out of propane. Went to four stores and all were sold out of space heaters.

Neighbors came through.

Thankful for what we have.
February 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I hope you’re safe and warm
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Would still smell as sweet?
January 30, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Killer Pillar - brings back some good memories.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGnS...
January 29, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Cooking a sausage and thinking of you.
January 29, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Is Teams just a ploy to push everyone back to Outlook?
January 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Maybe I will, copilot.
January 27, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I thought I was good with money until I didn’t have any.
January 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
It’s cold and my house is too expensive to heat.
January 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Like what could I be doing right now other than this?
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM