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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 59m

✨️💞✨️ well they must be so lucky to have such a player as you

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 1h

large shuffling bull terrier flounces towards me, i go "oh yeah" in pleasure and the guy leading it chuckles

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 1h

if you want weird (magic) check out unknown armies

after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 2h

:)))))))

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

so let's get on with the crow *caw*

ponder @ponder.ooo · 1d

there's no business like

corpse @consume.red · 1d

crow business

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

what if "fix it in post" was so ingrained as an approach that the idea of doing things right the first time and anticipating potential outliers is strange and horrifying

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

love to be a stupid fucking t slur and have a job which requires having unlimited patience for mistakes of others but other people have exactly zero for mistakes of your own

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

big surprise I got visibly frustrated at work

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 2d

missed shot last night so today I need to contend with shot sadness! poor dumb Friday morning creature!

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 2d

beautiful. hope they sue and win damages

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 2d

the delightful charming maw don't you mean

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3d

in which a cop fails to understand the concept of “magnets” during a deeply stupid mistargeted raid, and loses his loaded rifle to the uncaring maw of a MRI

www.dailynews.com/2024/09/28/l...

LAPD officer lost rifle to MRI device during bungled raid, lawsuit alleges

Van Nuys medical imaging company alleges its constitutional rights were violated by officers who mistargeted the business for an illegal pot operation.

www.dailynews.com

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 3d

the concept of someone's online handle being "The Food Babe" is hilarious. announcing in a packed auditorium that you're The Food Babe. when someone asks if theres a Mr The Food Babe you smile suggestively. when you get pulled over you ask in shocked astonishment, do you know who i am?!

after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 3d

just read the summary and it sounds deeply deeply stupid in addition to the racism

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 3d

rewore this and my tits looked crazy ill tell you that much

after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 23d

today's outfit cute as hell

a nonbinary person taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror. they are wearing a brown skirt and a purple jumper with the collar of their shirt peeping out over it. they are making a peace sign

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 4d

make strangers smile with this one neat trick (give them heartfelt compliments about an aspect of their appearance they've clearly put effort into)

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 4d

mae martin, not just a great comedian, apparently has an immaculate top surgeon.

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after_all @loveisabunnyrabbit.bsky.social · 4d

male fantasies? no, no, i said MAIL fantasies, dreams of the pony express, "neither snow nor rain", adorable little electric vehicles, the post train, cynophobia.

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