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lovelaced.bsky.social
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@lovelaced.bsky.social
barasocialistic clown

profile pic: cartoon horse with a red clown nose

banner: man with a handlebar moustache and sad, green eyes

sorry love but this is an 🔞 only space

canyon | 1973
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this is a fandom account. i sometimes tweet NSFW content, so no minors allowed. my current parasocial obsessions are:
ofmd: calico jack/stede
iwtv: devil's minion
hannibal /heu: madancy
and mostly the actor who voiced the cartoon horse in my pfp
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Troy McLure the movie starring Will Arnett.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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you’ve been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. who’s coming to save you?

I think I might be ok
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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you’ve been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. who’s coming to save you?

I may be at risk of being eaten, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 AM
you’ve been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. who’s coming to save you?

oh no
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
cliff costello and modern au jack 🫶
Cliff has fished him out of the street (the seedy stinky van he was living in) ten years ago when Jack was but a wee twink. Jack expected a hot night of getting pounded within an inch of his life by another demanding older guy, which is also what he got. But after theyre done and Jack expects to be
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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We have talked a lot about the concept of […]’s Izzy but what about […]’s Jack? THIS is Cliff Costellos Jack😌
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
it's hard to decide what's the sluttiest thing in this photo, the arms, the fuck me eyes, the parted lips, that look like they need to suck something, that revealing v neck, the tightness of the tshirt, the spread legs
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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if there’s 1 thing i want ppl to take away from my posts it’s that you can do whatever dumb shit you want. draw on your arms. email an author telling them you loved their book from 20 years ago. write a poem about your favorite xmen character. no one is stopping you
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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PLEASE DON'T SCROLL PAST THIS

i'm at $2377/$9000 so far; my surgery is on february 5th, but i need the rest of the money to pay it off two weeks before then.

please share this if you can't donate, i really need this surgery to alleviate my dysphoria.

#trans #transcrowdfund #gofundme #surgery
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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i am fascinated by the transition from a young, innocent, vulnerable cj to the cj we know from ofmd, a cynical, jaded, manipulative alcoholic.
September 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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nsfw
after a long while, stede very slowly inserts two fingers, while pushing harder and the priest emits his first moan, spreads his legs wider. he looks up at him with wide eyes, as if astonished by the actions and sensations of his body.
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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religious stackham hc: young, devout priest!jack meets the wealthy stede bonnet who promises to donate a large sum, if jack agrees to come to his house once a week to convince him of the existence of God. jack reluctantly agrees.
September 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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reverse dynamic: how about uptight priest stede and young, troubled sex worker jack. stede gets obsessed with "saving" jack from the seedy bar he is working at and his life, but ends up first losing himself, then finally finding the real version of himself.
September 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
read an interview about is this thing on? and it hit me that this feels like a gift from bradley cooper to will arnett. so gift sounds like I think arnett doesn't "deserve" it but I'm not about that. I just recall cooper telling the story of how arnett got him on the path to sobriety many years ago
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
the missing ten seasons of hannibal but chilton has to be in them, idc if he's a brain in a jar by s5
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
nsfw
after each fight, stede is 1000% sure he will finally stop fucking jack, but then jack breaks into his home, lying on the sofa like this, with his legs spread and an insolent look on his face.
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
wtf does he think he is doing who gave him permission??? im pretty sure this is ILLEGAL 😠
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
sl*t
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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wind-down scribble :)

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #calicojack #ofmdcj
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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he is made to understand that if his son won't learn even the basics of etiquette he won't be able to find a bride. as a last resort, the father hires a man who has been recommended to him: stede bonnet is new in town, but he is from nobility and his family used to be wealthy.
October 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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#ofmdnsfw
jack has never squirted before but he does when he lets stede fuck his pussy the first time and to add insult to injury, stede asks with faux incredulity: "did you just piss yourself rackham?"
March 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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2. 19th century au, in which jack is the drinking, gambling son of a cruel, distant, widowed father. the older rackham has amassed a fortune but still can't gain access to high society. when he learns he will soon die he is determined to ensure his son can marry into the impoverished nobility
October 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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#ofmdnsfw #stackham
he always carries this strange rage inside him, that anger (over what? he doesn't know, just that it's always there) a bitterness on the back of his tongue he can't drink away. he only feels alive (almost) when he can make someone snap and hit him, and he can fight back.
November 20, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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#ofmd stackham dark omegaverse in which alpha jack gets bitched by irate alpha stede for his involvement with getting him captured by the British navy.
December 29, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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#ofmdnsfw stackham
they say that while fucking
Jack: My head hurts.
Stede: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
November 23, 2024 at 11:56 PM