ZenMama 🧘🏾♀️
@lovemesonaturally.bsky.social
Good vibes ✨
Potty mouth 🤭
Well balanced 🤸🏾♀️
Georgia 🍑
Don’t “Hey gorgeous” me in the DMs. Thanks!
Potty mouth 🤭
Well balanced 🤸🏾♀️
Georgia 🍑
Don’t “Hey gorgeous” me in the DMs. Thanks!
Running off 3 hours of sleep cause that cappuccino last night had crack in it 😭😭😭
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Running off 3 hours of sleep cause that cappuccino last night had crack in it 😭😭😭
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A male shopper will smile in your face as he hands you a bag full of none of the items on your instacart order.
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A male shopper will smile in your face as he hands you a bag full of none of the items on your instacart order.
Black men with a skincare routine >>>>
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Black men with a skincare routine >>>>
Finally got my ninja portable blender 😍😍
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Finally got my ninja portable blender 😍😍
Anyone work with a financial advisor before? I’m thinking about getting one next year
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Anyone work with a financial advisor before? I’m thinking about getting one next year
I already know this but appreciate the reminder. I don’t go into any personal situations as a savior and I love that for me. It’s their life and they’ll do what works for them.
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I already know this but appreciate the reminder. I don’t go into any personal situations as a savior and I love that for me. It’s their life and they’ll do what works for them.
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Seasonal Depression is so fucking annoying.
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Seasonal Depression is so fucking annoying.
If they don’t answer the phone I usually go to the next business. Ain’t finna overwork me to spend money
The number of businesses that don’t answer there phone is my most middle aged complaint.
Not everything warrants sending a message and waiting for you to get back when I’m trying to give you money.
Not everything warrants sending a message and waiting for you to get back when I’m trying to give you money.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If they don’t answer the phone I usually go to the next business. Ain’t finna overwork me to spend money
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The number of businesses that don’t answer there phone is my most middle aged complaint.
Not everything warrants sending a message and waiting for you to get back when I’m trying to give you money.
Not everything warrants sending a message and waiting for you to get back when I’m trying to give you money.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The number of businesses that don’t answer there phone is my most middle aged complaint.
Not everything warrants sending a message and waiting for you to get back when I’m trying to give you money.
Not everything warrants sending a message and waiting for you to get back when I’m trying to give you money.
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Everything is content.
Everything is cake.
Everything is cake.
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Everything is content.
Everything is cake.
Everything is cake.
3 year olds are so fucking bad omg!!!!! I had to laugh in a closed room sooooo much when my son was 3!!!!! He cussed so good too lmfao
After the terrible twos comes the talkative threes and there is ZERO filter 😂
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
3 year olds are so fucking bad omg!!!!! I had to laugh in a closed room sooooo much when my son was 3!!!!! He cussed so good too lmfao
I live in one too! Somebody dumped their broken and old couch on the side of the road weeks ago and it’s still there and I hate it so bad 😭😭😭😭😭
Tales from living in a gentrified neighborhood
I’ll update as new shit happens.
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December 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I live in one too! Somebody dumped their broken and old couch on the side of the road weeks ago and it’s still there and I hate it so bad 😭😭😭😭😭
My last Sunday workday this month thank God!! I don’t wanna do a thing today!
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My last Sunday workday this month thank God!! I don’t wanna do a thing today!
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PUT A COAT ON THAT BABY
So not everyone is blessed with a hooded clit?? Some of yall clits missing a jacket???
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
PUT A COAT ON THAT BABY
Yep! I make my own waffles and pancakes because ihop’s prices no longer make sense. That used to be a cheap solo date for me and it costs about the same as a brunch spot now
IHOP has really priced themselves out of “worth it” territory.
A single regular degular Belgian waffle for $10?!
I went from googling the nearest IHOP to googling a new waffle makers to do this shit at home.
A single regular degular Belgian waffle for $10?!
I went from googling the nearest IHOP to googling a new waffle makers to do this shit at home.
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Yep! I make my own waffles and pancakes because ihop’s prices no longer make sense. That used to be a cheap solo date for me and it costs about the same as a brunch spot now
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When you realize that routines are actually rituals of devotion to yourself and your dreams they become much easier to follow
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
When you realize that routines are actually rituals of devotion to yourself and your dreams they become much easier to follow
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Let me know how much that dick cost. Fuck it I could pay for it. But I’m not TEMS & he not Future… I can’t wait for it
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Let me know how much that dick cost. Fuck it I could pay for it. But I’m not TEMS & he not Future… I can’t wait for it
I know a sexy motherfucker like myself might offend some. Bitch I’m the shit and then some 💕
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I know a sexy motherfucker like myself might offend some. Bitch I’m the shit and then some 💕
No complaints on my body. So fluorescent under these lights… boy I’m drankin
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
No complaints on my body. So fluorescent under these lights… boy I’m drankin
I’m tired of talking on the phone. I’m sick of conversations. I’m coming to ya crib and you already know what it is… shut up!
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I’m tired of talking on the phone. I’m sick of conversations. I’m coming to ya crib and you already know what it is… shut up!
Men who take rejection as playing hard to get scare me. Take that crazy shit on now
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Men who take rejection as playing hard to get scare me. Take that crazy shit on now
Yeahhhh… that cappuccino had hella caffeine. I’m still awake 🫠
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Yeahhhh… that cappuccino had hella caffeine. I’m still awake 🫠
I like it real slow… like walking through the door… naked in a trench coat…
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I like it real slow… like walking through the door… naked in a trench coat…
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December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Netflix Warner brothers hbo max discovery tnt cnn new line cinema dc studios hgtv food network