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BeyoncNeé 💋

@jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social

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✨Psychic as fuck, can read ya bitch ass✨

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · Jul 4

Welcome to MOMCHELLA where we scream into the void, ask deep questions, and side eye everything! 🎡

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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 2h

It’s kinda funny, if you think about it.

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 6h

They made the military go into these towns where they’re not needed to get harassed WITHOUT PAY

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve been dressed since 5 am 😌

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Mwangangi, RN @mwangangi.blacksky.app · 6h

Can't call it for other folx but,

Spam/social notifications ruined it for me

The sheer volume of notifications

Devalued notifications

So, meaningful ringtone/notifications

moved to my alarms

since I can use songs as my alarms

and I *NEED* to hear those

CCC @checkthreetimes.bsky.social · 6h

How did we go from recording ringtones on the radio to keeping our phones on silent. I miss ringtone culture 😭

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 6h

Notifications are too overstimulating. I shut all mine off. It’s too much!

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 6h

!! Some of those sick fucks definitely did it for the thrill 🤢

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 6h

To be American is to live a SNL skit every day.

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 6h

They made the military go into these towns where they’re not needed to get harassed WITHOUT PAY

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 6h

Government shut down but I bet ICE is getting paid

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 19h

Geography be beating my ass 🫩

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 19h

Them sour apple bitters bitches, I’m not fuckin wit em

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 19h

I’m never leaving this Airbnb 😍

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

Please Throat Punch My Fart Box

That’s the shirt I’m swapping 😵‍💫

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

We’re doing an inappropriate shirt swap. Please pray for me

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

What’s is going on in Chicago? Even their postal system is fucked up

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

Islands of Adventure and something else! ☺️

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

Me and my inner child are preparing to lose our minds at Universal

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

You don’t know me. Why are you calling me my nickname?

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spooky jas 👻🎀 @jazzybean.bsky.social · 2d

People that sleep with their bedroom doors open are serial killers

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 2d

I love me some SZA

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 2d

I think some people think “handmade” means bitch made

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 2d

I said $7 lol a dollar per patch is crazy. That doesn’t even cover the materials 😩

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 2d

They range but the cheapest is $11!

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 3d

Update: she wants them for $1 each 💀

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aliii✨ @gigixmelo.bsky.social · 3d

when i say some people are meant to be mothers this what i mean.