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BeyoncNeé 💋

@jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social

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✨Psychic as fuck, can read ya bitch ass✨

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · Jul 4

Welcome to MOMCHELLA where we scream into the void, ask deep questions, and side eye everything! 🎡

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 8h

Islands of Adventure and something else! ☺️

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 8h

Me and my inner child are preparing to lose our minds at Universal

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 8h

You don’t know me. Why are you calling me my nickname?

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spooky jas 👻🎀 @jazzybean.bsky.social · 1d

People that sleep with their bedroom doors open are serial killers

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

I love me some SZA

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

I think some people think “handmade” means bitch made

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

I said $7 lol a dollar per patch is crazy. That doesn’t even cover the materials 😩

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

They range but the cheapest is $11!

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

Update: she wants them for $1 each 💀

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aliii✨ @gigixmelo.bsky.social · 2d

when i say some people are meant to be mothers this what i mean.

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

My personal injury lawyer sent me and my kids welcome gifts 😊

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

This would give him something to look forward to. Never take your freedom for granted

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder what kinda stress adults had in 2000

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t think they liked my quote but I’m not a machine or Amazon. It’s alllll handmade 😌

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 2d

I just received an inquiry about an order of 200 patches 🤯

I remember when I use to pray for just one order 🥹

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cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · 2d

someone sent me an ai video of millie jackson redoing khia's "my neck my back"

people are not smart enough for ai to be running rampant like this

comments of people who don't realize the song is ai.

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 2d

This AI stuff is getting creepier every day. Also it’s getting to the point where some can’t tell it’s AI. That’s the scariest part

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 2d

I throw away so many posts on here 🫠

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Luck @luckbynature.bsky.social · 2d

Look at the full moonnnnnn 🥰 howl with me please

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 2d

Very open MATURE individual who’s clearly self aware

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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.bsky.social · 2d

You can’t make me feel embarrassed about anything I post lol. I’ve always been a very open individual and that’s how I’ll remain 🤷🏾‍♀️ this internet stuff does not move me at all

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 2d

I just received an inquiry about an order of 200 patches 🤯

I remember when I use to pray for just one order 🥹

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 2d

EXCUSE ME? 🤢

WHY DO SO MANY MEN HAVE ZERO HYGIENE?😭😱

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 2d

Being an entrepreneur has taught me that not only does the vast majority NOT READ, they also don’t know their actual address

BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 3d

Meg seems so happy 🥹 good for her

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BeyoncNeé 💋 @jeaneesaisquoi.bsky.social · 3d

I can’t prove it yet but I’m almost certain my kid is cheating in Guess Who? She can ask one question and she knows your player 🫩

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