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Lucas Knorr
@lucasknorr.com
🏳️‍🌈 30, Los Angeles

Loves dance music, video games, and time with friends
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Get to know me 😋

Name: Lucas
Age: 29
Pronouns: He/Him
Job: IT Specialist 🖥️
Location: West Hollywood, CA
Sign: Aquarius ♒️
Interests: dance music, video games, horror movies, theme parks, adventures with friends
How do y’all stay positive when the state of the world is as depressing as it is?
January 8, 2026 at 7:19 AM
This wine is tasting like I should put on my mesh crop top and some glitter
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I love the gays because what do you mean I got a vibrating butt plug and a white towel that says “thanks for cumming” in the goodie bag from my friend’s Christmas party 🫣
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I just got an ad for a shirt that says “I’ll gargle your piss like it’s Listerene”

What have I clicked on to have that be a targeted ad? 🥲
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I tried to take an “I voted” selfie in the Uber but the road was too bumpy for night mode

Got my ballot in though :)
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I hope y’all had an ooky-spooky Halloween yesterday 👻

Anyone up to anything fun this weekend?
November 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
One of the departments at my work did this for Halloween and I can’t get over it
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This upcoming weekend is gonna be so colorful that I had to make a #mcm post to make up for it 👻
October 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
After having an edible, Enya’s music slaps even harder 😮‍💨
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My vampire look this year turned out to be versatile… just like me 🤠
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Nothing beats the coziness of a hotel bed with the AC set in the 60s ❄️

Who wants to join me 👀
October 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by Lucas Knorr
Taking a wrecking ball to the White House: the perfect analogy of the Trump administration
JUST IN: The White House has begun DEMOLISHING portions of the East Wing of the White House to build Trump’s $250 million ballroom — despite earlier claiming it wouldn’t “interfere” with the existing White House structure. (Washington Post)
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I want to suck your di… I mean blood 🩸🧛‍♂️
October 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Arrived at the D&B concert at 6:30pm and left the acid techno afters at 5am. Idk how I managed to dance for close to 12 hours straight

I’m gonna need lots of coffee to revive me today 😵‍💫
October 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Was bored and needed to feel something so decided to post something on my alt for the first time in a few months 🤪
October 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Did I take a melatonin gummy at 10pm thinking it would help me fix my sleep schedule?
Yes ☑️

Is it now nearly 3am and I’m still awake?
Yes ☑️
October 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Having a very stressful and chaotic work week. Send nudes to help cheer me up 🤪
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
describe your bluesky account in one image x
October 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s always worth carving out time for your friends 🎃

(It helps to have friends who also love Halloween)
October 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I don’t get why people love AI so much. I tried using ChatGPT to help me configure an application at work without good documentation; it hallucinated some settings/variables.

When I called it out (after troubleshooting it for an hour) it was like “You’re absolutely right—good for catching that” 🤦🏼‍♂️
September 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
y’all ever go through your saved reaction photos? when would i ever have used this
September 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Reposted by Lucas Knorr
I’d like even a sliver of good news right now
September 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My uber driver put on RuPaul when I got in. Did he clock me as 🫳? 🤣
September 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I love the irony that the guy who said “gun deaths are…worth it to keep the 2nd amendment” was just pronounced dead from a gun shot
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My Instagram explore page has so many shirtless men on it that I thought I opened Grindr by accident 🙃
September 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM