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Lucas Knorr
@lucasknorr.com
🏳️‍🌈 30, Los Angeles

Loves dance music, video games, and time with friends
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Name: Lucas
Age: 29
Pronouns: He/Him
Job: IT Specialist 🖥️
Location: West Hollywood, CA
Sign: Aquarius ♒️
Interests: dance music, video games, horror movies, theme parks, adventures with friends
I just got an ad for a shirt that says “I’ll gargle your piss like it’s Listerene”

What have I clicked on to have that be a targeted ad? 🥲
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I tried to take an “I voted” selfie in the Uber but the road was too bumpy for night mode

Got my ballot in though :)
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I hope y’all had an ooky-spooky Halloween yesterday 👻

Anyone up to anything fun this weekend?
November 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
One of the departments at my work did this for Halloween and I can’t get over it
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This upcoming weekend is gonna be so colorful that I had to make a #mcm post to make up for it 👻
October 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
After having an edible, Enya’s music slaps even harder 😮‍💨
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My vampire look this year turned out to be versatile… just like me 🤠
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Nothing beats the coziness of a hotel bed with the AC set in the 60s ❄️

Who wants to join me 👀
October 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by Lucas Knorr
Taking a wrecking ball to the White House: the perfect analogy of the Trump administration
JUST IN: The White House has begun DEMOLISHING portions of the East Wing of the White House to build Trump’s $250 million ballroom — despite earlier claiming it wouldn’t “interfere” with the existing White House structure. (Washington Post)
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I want to suck your di… I mean blood 🩸🧛‍♂️
October 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Arrived at the D&B concert at 6:30pm and left the acid techno afters at 5am. Idk how I managed to dance for close to 12 hours straight

I’m gonna need lots of coffee to revive me today 😵‍💫
October 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Was bored and needed to feel something so decided to post something on my alt for the first time in a few months 🤪
October 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Did I take a melatonin gummy at 10pm thinking it would help me fix my sleep schedule?
Yes ☑️

Is it now nearly 3am and I’m still awake?
Yes ☑️
October 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Having a very stressful and chaotic work week. Send nudes to help cheer me up 🤪
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
describe your bluesky account in one image x
October 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s always worth carving out time for your friends 🎃

(It helps to have friends who also love Halloween)
October 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I don’t get why people love AI so much. I tried using ChatGPT to help me configure an application at work without good documentation; it hallucinated some settings/variables.

When I called it out (after troubleshooting it for an hour) it was like “You’re absolutely right—good for catching that” 🤦🏼‍♂️
September 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
y’all ever go through your saved reaction photos? when would i ever have used this
September 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Reposted by Lucas Knorr
I’d like even a sliver of good news right now
September 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My uber driver put on RuPaul when I got in. Did he clock me as 🫳? 🤣
September 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I love the irony that the guy who said “gun deaths are…worth it to keep the 2nd amendment” was just pronounced dead from a gun shot
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My Instagram explore page has so many shirtless men on it that I thought I opened Grindr by accident 🙃
September 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Lady Gaga’s new song healed me
September 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by Lucas Knorr
every time i get a reeskeet it’s like a little kiss on the cheek btw
September 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I love Sunday night shenanigans with friends 🧡💜
September 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM