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Dandycore villain
Congee with soya chunks, shiitake mushrooms, tomatoes, scallions, crispy garlic and chili crisp mixed with habanero chili crisp
January 20, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I’m out here looking at these tea prices and
a man is carrying a dog on his shoulders while standing next to a body of water .
ALT: a man is carrying a dog on his shoulders while standing next to a body of water .
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January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
There is only 1 wrestler who I think should have a "I smoke weed" gimmick and it's the High Priestess of Professional Wrestling.

Everyone else needs to hang it up.
January 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Haven’t been making anything fun lately but I did make this hearts of palm ceviche today.

I don’t use hearts of palm often at all but they do make all the difference in a dish like this. Inky had smashed avocado on hand otherwise it wouldn’t be quite so mashed up here.

Hit the spot though.
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Please go support our good friend WARHORSE, any little bit helps him along his road to recovery! 🤘🔥

Unfortunately he suffered a freak injury while wrestling in of St. Louis, breaking his fibula completely through and won’t be able to wrestle for some time.

www.gofundme.com/f/warhorse-b...
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks.

Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!
January 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Bandido rules
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
When we make it through these terrible times, and we WILL make it through them, we need to have a moratorium on war video games.

I don't think video games are inspiring violence but I do think a lot of stupid men think they're living out Call of Duty in Minnesota.
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Just having a little Berry lunch
January 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
New wrestling promotion! @razorprowrestling.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Demand change. Or in my case, repeatedly email a big box retailer that used to have a 15 piece vegan sushi option for under $6 then mysteriously stopped making it.

It’s back and what’s for dinner.
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Im bitching about the dietary guidelines updates all over the internet but this thought occurred to me just now:

It's just '50s bullshit. "Alcohol is fine" "Red meat is good, chase it with a huge glass of whole milk. Make sure you cook your vegetables in beef fat"

It's the Milk Scene from Mad Men
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Really millennial-maxxing breakfast this morning
January 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
*screams in fan*
January 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Going to Dynamite tonight. Hoping it cures some of my woes, if only temporarily
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Pardon my cluttered table.

Trying a new vegan caviar and it’s precisely the type of thing I want on inari sushi or in gunkan. Served here on some whipped tofu
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
this has been the longest 15 minutes of my life and I still have 5 minutes to go.
January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Find a puzzle game you like and play it every day. One of the most centering things I do is play Sudoku as I start the day. I have months long perfect streak of doing the daily challenges in the app I use.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The influx of new fans to AEW has brought out some real winners. Now the AEW subreddit is full of guys going "Do women actually weigh this much" and being astoundingly wrong about functional vs aesthetic muscle development.

Stop being weird about women's bodies.
January 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I’m trying to watch One Battle After Another and several people told me I would like this and so far I want to watch anything else.

Maybe a bad time to watch it?
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Sincerely I do think it’s cute Bernie is very invested in his New York Political Children.

If he can’t be president he’s gonna support youth to continue his work.
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Me, my life going nowhere

“I should just do comedy”
a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt says oh man
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt says oh man
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January 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Dear all "left-leaning" pundits,

In 2026 you all need to immediately do the following:

1. No more Trump impressions. You're all bad at it and no one needs to hear you do one.
2. Do not title a video "It Happened" because I will block your account
3. Hold stories to better research them
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
DUG - Good Time People
YouTube video by DUGVEVO
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January 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM