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It is wild how on the nose the corpo commentary in Outer Worlds 1 was on what we’re going through right now.

As food becomes harder to access in nourishing quantities, the government prioritizing lowering the cost of drugs that make people less hungry makes a lot of sense.
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I feel Eddie’s slowly getting the vibes back. Yonkersman you’re the realest.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I really do love Okada in AEW. It’s like the Bucks promised him he could just be a jerk and he’s been shining in that role.

And really he made the right choice regardless of who founded AEW. AEW’s willingness to let wrestlers be something other than tough aura farmers matters.
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me trying to log meals today mostly out of curiosity. I know I ain’t staying in a deficit
a cat is sliding down a green slide
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November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Can’t help but feel Bryan is moments from disaster here
Happy Thanksgiving from AEW!
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dumped a whole cup of cashews into this cheese sauce base without thinking so

Guess I’m eatin a lot of cashew cheese sauce this week
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Started working on some certifications and two things I've learned:

1. Tech jargon is dumb
2. I wish I didn't need certs but people don't take me seriously without them.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s wild how much praise is getting heaped on Full Gear when the show felt like “we haven’t done many shock finishes for titles” was said, immediately forgotten, then said again as the card was booked.
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
That was certainly A PPV.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I kind of just stopped paying attention after that stupid tag titles decision.
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m so tired holding leftist views and having to go “damn y’all really love purity of thought and action over anything else” all the time.
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's really funny that both sides of the Mamdani and Trump meeting think they're playing the other and only one actually is.
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Looking forward to this hemlocke springs album. Gives me fun Marina and the Diamonds vibes.

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the apple tree under the sea by hemlocke springs on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 10 Songs
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November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I think what makes the Cena retirement tour thing not really feel special is that barring some great creative shift, he's going to be the Host of Wrestlemania or some shit and be brought out to do a move once or twice a year.

I guess I'd be surprised if he stayed gone.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
New Converge rips.
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I really wish people would stop viewing MTG’s questioning of Trump as anything other than her trying to prolong consequences from her constituents and republicans. She’s not learned anything. She’s not suddenly improved.

She is a willful bad actor at all times.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just don’t like wrestling booked according to sales records. And here, Nikki has a decade+ on Vaquer when it comes to money statistics.

That is the only world in which stuff like this makes sense to me. (I know there are other reasons but they are very much a factor in what I said too)
Nikki Bella, who has lost three straight singles matches, turns on Stephanie Vaquer and holds the title above her head
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I now get why my mother hated her birthday.

Her curse has passed on to me
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Gonna make musubi and Hawaiian macaroni salad for my birthday tomorrow. Ordered some UnMeat Luncheon Meat to see how it holds up.

Honestly better than OmniPork

(Glad it’s good because I could either buy 1 can for $9 or 4 for $14)
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I can tell how poorly my mental health is by how willing I am to break down why buying shit at Goodwill to put into your resell shop is actively bad.

“Products have to come from somewhere!”

Yeah, drive your bitch ass to a yard sale or estate sale.
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Challenged myself to get as many green things in this salad as possible.

Shredded cabbage salad loaded with cucumbers, finely sliced sugar snap peas, steamed broccolini, crispy baked tofu, hemp hearts, scallions, cilantro, and drizzled with a teriyaki glaze.
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Learning how to make arepas tonight. Honestly love making these more than pupusas but I absolutely will continue to make both.

Didn’t know how the pre-cooked masarepa would be different from masa harina and it’s significant!

It’s cool when you learn about variances that are super important
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Every time the grifters pop off about too many belts TK is like
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Friendly remember to leftists who want to sow doubt and piss and moan about no one doing enough to change the system in 24 hours (with love from a leftist)
a man in a suit and tie is saying " go outside nerd "
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November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM