Luke Bonner
@lukeybonner.bsky.social
The most online former A-10 basketball player. Current adult dad. Burlington Coat Factory influencer. My only character flaw is that I love the Boston Celtics.
Every song about New Hampshire or by an artist from New Hampshire is a Thanksgiving song. This includes “Janie’s Got A Gun.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Every song about New Hampshire or by an artist from New Hampshire is a Thanksgiving song. This includes “Janie’s Got A Gun.”
It’s actually Lithuanian for “woke virus.”
Pretty sure I had Vokietaitis on vacation a couple years ago, nothing serious
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It’s actually Lithuanian for “woke virus.”
Peacock keeps randomly switching to Spanish on me… and I don’t hate it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Peacock keeps randomly switching to Spanish on me… and I don’t hate it.
Where was Jared McCain during the kerfluffle?
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Where was Jared McCain during the kerfluffle?
Why did Wendell get a tech? He didn’t do anything. How did Philly net positive out of that?
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Why did Wendell get a tech? He didn’t do anything. How did Philly net positive out of that?
The bird has been buttered.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The bird has been buttered.
Would love for someone to chart Anfernee Simons threes and see what his % is when he steps into one and goes up/down or drifts a little forward vs twisting/drifting. I bets he’s 60%+ when he’s stepping into one.
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Would love for someone to chart Anfernee Simons threes and see what his % is when he steps into one and goes up/down or drifts a little forward vs twisting/drifting. I bets he’s 60%+ when he’s stepping into one.
Used to love the lengths Beilein would go to in order to disguise play calls and defensive positioning. The outcome of games at that level can come down to the smallest details…
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Used to love the lengths Beilein would go to in order to disguise play calls and defensive positioning. The outcome of games at that level can come down to the smallest details…
OMG can you imagine growing up with the last name “BONER”?! Holy crap guys. Let’s make fun of him!
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
OMG can you imagine growing up with the last name “BONER”?! Holy crap guys. Let’s make fun of him!
🎶 Through him, with him, in him, in the unity of the Holy Spiriiiit, all glory and honor is yours, foreveeer and eeeeeever.
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🎶 Through him, with him, in him, in the unity of the Holy Spiriiiit, all glory and honor is yours, foreveeer and eeeeeever.
Someone please come over next week and chop all these herbs for me.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Someone please come over next week and chop all these herbs for me.
Just checked the UMass MBB score and noooooo.
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just checked the UMass MBB score and noooooo.
Feel like Woj made the greatest career move of all time.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Feel like Woj made the greatest career move of all time.
It really should be illegal for parents to get sick.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It really should be illegal for parents to get sick.
Bomb threat on Goodlander’s office shutdown businesses/traffic in my small city’s downtown one day after Tr*mp did the “seditious behavior, punishable by death” shit. That’s a big hit for businesses losing most of dinner time on a Friday evening. Especially on a night when Randy Travis is in town…
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Bomb threat on Goodlander’s office shutdown businesses/traffic in my small city’s downtown one day after Tr*mp did the “seditious behavior, punishable by death” shit. That’s a big hit for businesses losing most of dinner time on a Friday evening. Especially on a night when Randy Travis is in town…
Youth Hoops Coaching Dispatch: Have been deliberate about NEVER using running as punishment. Movement should be framed as fun. Instead, we do fun stuff — IE. Losing team has to give the winning team a piggyback ride to the foul line and back. It creates stakes, but everyone is laughing and bonding..
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Youth Hoops Coaching Dispatch: Have been deliberate about NEVER using running as punishment. Movement should be framed as fun. Instead, we do fun stuff — IE. Losing team has to give the winning team a piggyback ride to the foul line and back. It creates stakes, but everyone is laughing and bonding..
**my kid kicking a soccer ball at our glass slider**
Me: Dude!! Knock it off, you’re gonna break something!!
**my kid dunking on a nerf hoop and literally pulling his bedroom door off the hinges**
Me: BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!!!
Me: Dude!! Knock it off, you’re gonna break something!!
**my kid dunking on a nerf hoop and literally pulling his bedroom door off the hinges**
Me: BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!!!
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
**my kid kicking a soccer ball at our glass slider**
Me: Dude!! Knock it off, you’re gonna break something!!
**my kid dunking on a nerf hoop and literally pulling his bedroom door off the hinges**
Me: BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!!!
Me: Dude!! Knock it off, you’re gonna break something!!
**my kid dunking on a nerf hoop and literally pulling his bedroom door off the hinges**
Me: BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!!!
This happened to me with Rent when I was in college. Hanging out with a friend who said, “wanna watch a movie?” And I said “sure, what movie?” And she goes “Rent, it’s about the AIDS epidemic in NYC in the 90s.” And I just said “okay.”
Have you ever watched a musical that you were expecting to be a regular movie when you threw it on? Pretty disorienting experience.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This happened to me with Rent when I was in college. Hanging out with a friend who said, “wanna watch a movie?” And I said “sure, what movie?” And she goes “Rent, it’s about the AIDS epidemic in NYC in the 90s.” And I just said “okay.”
Have you ever watched a musical that you were expecting to be a regular movie when you threw it on? Pretty disorienting experience.
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Have you ever watched a musical that you were expecting to be a regular movie when you threw it on? Pretty disorienting experience.
I’m at a basketball game.
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m at a basketball game.
Finally. A bidet for us 7 footers.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Finally. A bidet for us 7 footers.
I’m a coffee snob guy who likes going to those pour over joints that look the same in every city… But really nothing matches the feeling of pumping burnt drip at the neighborhood corner store where the owner always asks if I’m as tall as Rony Seikaly.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I’m a coffee snob guy who likes going to those pour over joints that look the same in every city… But really nothing matches the feeling of pumping burnt drip at the neighborhood corner store where the owner always asks if I’m as tall as Rony Seikaly.
“You guys wanna spend the afternoon eating well done prime rib at a banquet with some old guys swapping stories about other old guys? Or do you wanna go to Boston, eat some popcorn, watch the Celts, and see their mascot dunk a basketball after doing a front flip off a trampoline?”
My brother is getting inducted into the NHIAA Hall of Fame Sunday at a luncheon in the town I live in… but I have tix to take my kids to one of the Celtics only afternoon tip offs the same day… Think I’m gonna just have to learn to live with the sibling guilt. Go C’s baby, love the C’s.
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“You guys wanna spend the afternoon eating well done prime rib at a banquet with some old guys swapping stories about other old guys? Or do you wanna go to Boston, eat some popcorn, watch the Celts, and see their mascot dunk a basketball after doing a front flip off a trampoline?”
My brother is getting inducted into the NHIAA Hall of Fame Sunday at a luncheon in the town I live in… but I have tix to take my kids to one of the Celtics only afternoon tip offs the same day… Think I’m gonna just have to learn to live with the sibling guilt. Go C’s baby, love the C’s.
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My brother is getting inducted into the NHIAA Hall of Fame Sunday at a luncheon in the town I live in… but I have tix to take my kids to one of the Celtics only afternoon tip offs the same day… Think I’m gonna just have to learn to live with the sibling guilt. Go C’s baby, love the C’s.