LuLu Smith
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LuLu Smith
@lulusmith.bsky.social
Lawyer, writer, crazy cat lady, and briefly rumored to be dead after a lap dance from Taye Diggs during Hedwig and the Angry Inch 🌈 She/Her
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Not the most important thing but Elon always looks like he'd be really damp. Like, you know if you went to shake his hand, you'd be like "Oh, did you just wash your hands?" And he would laugh while you stood there horrified wondering why his hand felt like an uncooked chicken breast.
March 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Finally got a picture of Shawn and Gus’s nemesis - They hate her but I welcome our raccoon overlords.
November 10, 2023 at 4:04 AM
Lazy Saturday morning having tea with the cats and waiting for the birds to show up.
September 30, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Warning - if you follow me most of my posts will be about these two agents of chaos - my Psych-Os Shawn and Gus. Orange cat energy is real and it’s fabulous (unless it is waking you up at 5 am).
September 29, 2023 at 1:39 AM