Lumen Keyes
lumenkeyes.com
Lumen Keyes
@lumenkeyes.com
🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her
💻️ Software developer
💛 @alliequil.bsky.social

Writing and portfolio at https://lumenkeyes.com

Code at https://git.lumenkeyes.com

Opinions are my own, etc. etc.
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I really hate that schmuck Matty Iglesias
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Noam Chomsky? The linguist?
December 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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hey yeah sorry, not sure if this is the right number - I was told the wallet inspector would have it back to me "right away"?
People who bet on this on Kalshi are not pleased. Lol
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Do I want the renderer that doesn't do images or the renderer that doesn't do rounded corners
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
the feature name makes perfect sense but it does still feel kind of menacing clicking "add to lists" on someone's profile
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
you will be recommended many libraries by people who have never attempted to use them for serious work
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
a "cognitohazard" is anyone with more than 2 flags in their display name
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I just finished building javascriptcore, and boy are my arms tired
September 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I think the Tylenol thing might have more impact over here than people think. Trust for Trump is low here so we assume it won't but, a bit like with infant vaccines after COVID, the primary impact isn't people becoming hardcore refusers so much as internalising there's a potential risk and deferring
September 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Forced to touch cmake once again. I would like to apologize for anything I've ever said about Rust build times.
September 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
.unwrap() considered annoying
I'm pivoting to complaining about syntax instead
September 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"buffering is important for performance"
September 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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As long as we're going after late night hosts, it was outrageous that Jay Leno was permitted to use public, FCC-regulated airwaves to falsely claim that "presidential kneepads" exist. I looked like a FOOL in front of the White House tour guide.
September 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
it seems that the zig compiler is only broken when doing debug builds, it works normally when building for release....
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I got a little cut from the bleeding edge ooh owie ooh
September 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
made the mistake of trying to upgrade zig today, whoopsie
September 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
eliminate expensive checks by not needing them
September 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I really miss css when I'm building non-web interfaces lol
September 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I do catch myself wanting lifetime annotations in more languages lately
September 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
what if I had a different website theme for every month that would be a good idea right
September 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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happy silkworm day everyone ☺️
SILKWORM
TECMO 1988
ARCADE
September 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
the real problem is that this data is collected in the first place, but any pushback on *that* would threaten the tech monopolists so instead the media acts scandalized whenever the "wrong" people end up with the information
Hmm, I wonder how China was able to gain access to this data????
September 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hollow Knight: Silksong
September 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
a very difficult kind of spaghetti
September 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM