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Lawyer (not yours). IP guy. Awwer over of cute animals. Video gamer. Public transit user. TV show re-watcher. Intermittently clever. In random order. Opinions = mine. Anything posted ≠ legal advice. He/Him/His. Will probably Like your pet photos.
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Me: Healer's heart/Trickster's soul.
I care. I also like to make jokes. I like to observe. I also like to teach. I grew up. I also never lost my imagination.
This is who I am and who I'm gonna be me. Because I can't be otherwise.
In short, have a sense of humor or we're not going to get along.
I care. I also like to make jokes. I like to observe. I also like to teach. I grew up. I also never lost my imagination.
This is who I am and who I'm gonna be me. Because I can't be otherwise.
In short, have a sense of humor or we're not going to get along.
Today was a really bad day. My dad’s memorial service was today. His widow (not my mom) decided to go all soap opera drama on me, and my uncle (his brother) and my uncle’s wife gave me the cold shoulder. It’s clear to me that his widow, likely with my dad’s blessing, went about poisoning his, my,
August 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Today was a really bad day. My dad’s memorial service was today. His widow (not my mom) decided to go all soap opera drama on me, and my uncle (his brother) and my uncle’s wife gave me the cold shoulder. It’s clear to me that his widow, likely with my dad’s blessing, went about poisoning his, my,
I am Jack’s total lack of surprise.
Trump drops ceasefire demand for Ukraine war after summit with Putin — The Washington Post
An immediate ceasefire to the war in Ukraine had long been a bedrock demand by the U.S., Ukraine and their European allies.
apple.news
August 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I am Jack’s total lack of surprise.
Mr. Art of the Deal sure does struggle to make deals.
August 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Mr. Art of the Deal sure does struggle to make deals.
Telling us to concede that the butt-naked emperor is wearing clothes so that we can move on to the merits of his clothes.
The Atlantic-Brooks-Chait-Yglesias-Douthat-Barbaro-Summers complex of useful idiots is a really key vector for the spread of Board of Trustees Brain.
As usual the problem is people incorrectly describing the authoritarianism, not the authoritarianism itself.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
August 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Telling us to concede that the butt-naked emperor is wearing clothes so that we can move on to the merits of his clothes.
Noted expert in fair elections Vladimir Putin.
God he’s dumb.
God he’s dumb.
Trump: "Vladimir Putin said something- one of the most interesting things. He said 'your election was rigged because you have mail in voting. It's impossible to have mail in voting & have honest elections.' He said that to me because we talked about 2020. He said, 'you won that election by so much'"
August 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Noted expert in fair elections Vladimir Putin.
God he’s dumb.
God he’s dumb.
Somebody’s smoking really skunky weed on our floor of the hotel. The hallway reeks of it.
August 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Somebody’s smoking really skunky weed on our floor of the hotel. The hallway reeks of it.
Traveling in The South be like
August 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Traveling in The South be like
Whatever brave soul steps up and copycats Sandwich Guy, but with rotisserie meat wrapped in pita will be A Real American Gyro.
August 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Whatever brave soul steps up and copycats Sandwich Guy, but with rotisserie meat wrapped in pita will be A Real American Gyro.
Hey, Dems doing something!
Democrats introduce measure to terminate Trump's D.C. takeover
The Democratic lawmakers are arguing that Trump overstepped his authority in federalizing the D.C. police.
www.axios.com
August 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hey, Dems doing something!
Okay, music algorithm, transition from an instrumental jazz track to GWAR. You do you.
August 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Okay, music algorithm, transition from an instrumental jazz track to GWAR. You do you.
Virginia traffic is stupid and I hate it.
August 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Virginia traffic is stupid and I hate it.
So the Hoagie’s Hero apparently offered to turn himself in for his crime of Misuse of a Sandwich, but instead they let him go home so they could stage his arrest by a Special Wusses And Thugs team.
Nolite te bastardes grinder you down.
Nolite te bastardes grinder you down.
August 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
So the Hoagie’s Hero apparently offered to turn himself in for his crime of Misuse of a Sandwich, but instead they let him go home so they could stage his arrest by a Special Wusses And Thugs team.
Nolite te bastardes grinder you down.
Nolite te bastardes grinder you down.
Cops harassing law-abiding citizens in DC while our Pussydent goes to Alaska to lick a war criminal’s asshole.
August 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Cops harassing law-abiding citizens in DC while our Pussydent goes to Alaska to lick a war criminal’s asshole.
We shoulda listened. Fuck every single cop.
Fuck Tha Police
YouTube video by N.W.A - Topic
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August 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
We shoulda listened. Fuck every single cop.
A literal farce.
The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood.
August 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A literal farce.
If you write a book about wigs and you don’t title it Gettin’ Wiggy Wit It, you should be sent home.
August 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If you write a book about wigs and you don’t title it Gettin’ Wiggy Wit It, you should be sent home.
The whole civil commitment aspect of the DC military occupation executive order talks a game (not a good one) about reversing precedents and helping states to push involuntary commitment policies, but that’s just window dressing. In practice it means no due process and indefinite imprisonment.
August 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The whole civil commitment aspect of the DC military occupation executive order talks a game (not a good one) about reversing precedents and helping states to push involuntary commitment policies, but that’s just window dressing. In practice it means no due process and indefinite imprisonment.
I really don’t ever wanna hear about “good cops” ever again. They are a myth. They can all go to Hell.
August 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I really don’t ever wanna hear about “good cops” ever again. They are a myth. They can all go to Hell.
People with kids are NOT going to be happy about the price of back-to-school supplies.
August 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
People with kids are NOT going to be happy about the price of back-to-school supplies.
Song for the Subman
Pastrami
Pastram on
Rye dijon
Swiss cheese slice or two!
Pastrami
Pastram on
Rye dijon
Swiss cheese slice or two!
August 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Song for the Subman
Pastrami
Pastram on
Rye dijon
Swiss cheese slice or two!
Pastrami
Pastram on
Rye dijon
Swiss cheese slice or two!
They’re gonna up Captain Cold Cut’s charges to attempted murder on the pretext that the jack booted thug has a severe gluten intolerance.
August 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
They’re gonna up Captain Cold Cut’s charges to attempted murder on the pretext that the jack booted thug has a severe gluten intolerance.
Me: *has a backlog of games that take many hours to complete*
Also me: *is an explorer and completionist*
Also also me: “Oooooooh, 50/75/90% off on Steam! Don’t mind if I do!”
Also me: *is an explorer and completionist*
Also also me: “Oooooooh, 50/75/90% off on Steam! Don’t mind if I do!”
August 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Me: *has a backlog of games that take many hours to complete*
Also me: *is an explorer and completionist*
Also also me: “Oooooooh, 50/75/90% off on Steam! Don’t mind if I do!”
Also me: *is an explorer and completionist*
Also also me: “Oooooooh, 50/75/90% off on Steam! Don’t mind if I do!”
Now he’s talking about D.C. in aesthetic terms. He will ever and always ONLY be a real estate developer, and he clearly thinks of the entire country as HIS real estate.
August 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Now he’s talking about D.C. in aesthetic terms. He will ever and always ONLY be a real estate developer, and he clearly thinks of the entire country as HIS real estate.
(1) Markwayne's story is most likely bullshit.
(2) There are far more traffic fatalities than carjackings per year.
(3) DC streets are insane. Their layout, the inattentive tourist pedestrians, and roads full of drivers from all over the world with different default driving behaviors.
(2) There are far more traffic fatalities than carjackings per year.
(3) DC streets are insane. Their layout, the inattentive tourist pedestrians, and roads full of drivers from all over the world with different default driving behaviors.
August 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
(1) Markwayne's story is most likely bullshit.
(2) There are far more traffic fatalities than carjackings per year.
(3) DC streets are insane. Their layout, the inattentive tourist pedestrians, and roads full of drivers from all over the world with different default driving behaviors.
(2) There are far more traffic fatalities than carjackings per year.
(3) DC streets are insane. Their layout, the inattentive tourist pedestrians, and roads full of drivers from all over the world with different default driving behaviors.
Republicans: LIBTARDS WANT A NANNY STATE!
Also Republicans: I'm so fucking scared of cities that I literally shit my pants continuously whenever I'm in one. I will not feel safe until I'm surrounded by the entire 82nd Airborne at all times!
Also Republicans: I'm so fucking scared of cities that I literally shit my pants continuously whenever I'm in one. I will not feel safe until I'm surrounded by the entire 82nd Airborne at all times!
August 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Republicans: LIBTARDS WANT A NANNY STATE!
Also Republicans: I'm so fucking scared of cities that I literally shit my pants continuously whenever I'm in one. I will not feel safe until I'm surrounded by the entire 82nd Airborne at all times!
Also Republicans: I'm so fucking scared of cities that I literally shit my pants continuously whenever I'm in one. I will not feel safe until I'm surrounded by the entire 82nd Airborne at all times!