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Lurch
@lurchpenguin.bsky.social
A birb, a puppy, a little guy. He/They. 39 now. Gay for all genders.
The ritual requires that you keep to a particular diet, eat at a specific time, and ingest certain substances the appropriate period in advance, so that your deepest wish should be granted.

But you're a queer furry with probably adhd or something, good luck.
January 24, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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First time wearing a petsuit! Honestly this is super comfy, also emphasizes the important assets!

📸: @riot.photos

#murrsuit #furrynsfw #nsfw #murrsuitmonday #furry
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
History posting again.
Social life in Britain had always been very static until campaigning Yorkshire politician Unchastity Biece successfully passed his 'Entry of young men in society' bill in 1827.

It soon lead to the adoption of boy hole alongside girl hole across the north of England.
January 17, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Fat and dick friday or whatever.
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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RT if you’d let me fuck you without a condom? 💄
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Local history hour. Bottoms Mills, Batley, founded 1875.

People forget how progressive this company was. At the time this was a heavy mining and industrial area and as a result femboys struggled to find gainful employment until this mill opened.
January 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Eww.
Disappointing to see @cellblock13la.bsky.social and @mrsleather.bsky.social selling incredibly obvious A 1 art on their apparel.

Like dudes, do you know how many amazing and affordable artists would’ve loved to work with you and your resources? Our community deserves better 😕
January 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Boys. 😳
Chatty couple 🐧 🐧
January 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Do you think this weighs more than a baguette? 👀
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Would you rather piss off a milk snake or milk off a p[
January 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Polyarmoury: A place for dual wielders to store their weapons.
January 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Polyagonist: One who maintains several arch-nemeses at a time, and who will have my vengeance. 😠
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Look, they went to space. You can tell it's space because everything is foil. 👀
We will see you bright and early at 5:00 am EST!

It's time to say Happy New Year to each time zone and help raise money for Give Kids the World Village!

www.twitch.tv/adler_the_eagle

www.flappynewyear.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Suck me Sunday or something idk
#nsfw #fursuit
December 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Tune in live for "Bird Brain" Season 2 at 4:00 PM EST during
Flappy New Year!

Featuring,
@mikeh.dog
@adlertheeagle.bsky.social
@tucakeane.bsky.social
@vexit.bsky.social
and Toast the Dragon

Hosted By
@zyer.bsky.social
@blazenthedragon.bsky.social

Live on
www.twitch.tv/adler_the_eagle
December 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Posting pole. 🐶
December 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Oops. Accidentally got drunk and found current contact info for an old friend of my questionably straight online friend from over a decade ago who I never figured out if I was in love with or not, back when I was 'straight' too. Got some stories to tell him if he's still around. 😳
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I need a good post Christmas breeding...
December 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Shit, our sonas have to have jobs now? Fuck. FUCK. He doesn't even have a CV. He didn't get GCSEs. He's just a bird. How the hell is he going to explain that his entire work history is all gaps?!?

You have to sit an online interview. I don't think he even has online. 👀
My favorite furry OCs are the ones that are just Guys. Like, it’s cool when they’re assassins, or battle mages, or supermodels, that’s GREAT, but what really does it for me when they’re just like, a gas station attendant. Or a repairman. That’s hot.
December 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Genital pierced people of the internet, assist me. I want to have a gross gamer piss into a bottle but I don't want a soggy carpet, how can I achieve this? 👀
December 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Turns out I would fuck a plane.
The Planesonas getting a little… Pent up.

[ #Art #FurryArt #NSFWArt #Aeromorph ]
December 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ordinary person complimented my cock sucking skills so I barked at him. 👀
December 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You can look at my fat little sheath if you want. 😳
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Pick up a penguin.
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Want some?
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM