Lurch
@lurchpenguin.bsky.social
A birb, a puppy, a little guy. He/They. 39 now. Gay for all genders.
What's a 'cat' Coopertom? You've always been a bird. A bird. A bird.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What's a 'cat' Coopertom? You've always been a bird. A bird. A bird.
I like when the other guys stand reaaaal close at the urinal. Wasn't even a shared trough situation, we're just doing this now.
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I like when the other guys stand reaaaal close at the urinal. Wasn't even a shared trough situation, we're just doing this now.
Good noises, and well done. 😳
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Good noises, and well done. 😳
Ears: Big.
Dick: Big.
Dick: Big.
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ears: Big.
Dick: Big.
Dick: Big.
Lemme check real good. Got to weigh it on my face for, uh, official reasons. 👀
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Lemme check real good. Got to weigh it on my face for, uh, official reasons. 👀
Ears are the devils trumpets but brow piercings are kinda hot and nice.
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ears are the devils trumpets but brow piercings are kinda hot and nice.
Oh hey, I've been up there. 🫵
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oh hey, I've been up there. 🫵
Did you say 'bird merch drop'?
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Did you say 'bird merch drop'?
Birds with depth? Whatever next! 👀
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Birds with depth? Whatever next! 👀
I raise you 'Spanish bicycle'. 🐶
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I raise you 'Spanish bicycle'. 🐶