Nagatha Christie
@lure.bsky.social
If the worst is coming, it will find me living my best life. I’m latchkey kid years old. You may remember me from the 1994-1997 web. Or not. She/her.
If you really want to fuck with someone for the absolute rest of their days, allow me to suggest telling them that every time they hear or see the word rutabaga they will think of sex with you. This dark magic curse has been in my soul for 28 years now. I guess will be free when I am dead.
April 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If you really want to fuck with someone for the absolute rest of their days, allow me to suggest telling them that every time they hear or see the word rutabaga they will think of sex with you. This dark magic curse has been in my soul for 28 years now. I guess will be free when I am dead.
Superbowl LIX, you say? Indeed he does.
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February 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Superbowl LIX, you say? Indeed he does.
Covid at the Nursing Home is the name of my new post-apocalyptic rock band. Our debut album, entitled A Fever You Can Totally Sweat Out, includes the songs House of Absolutely No Memories and This is Definitely Not a Hospital.
January 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Covid at the Nursing Home is the name of my new post-apocalyptic rock band. Our debut album, entitled A Fever You Can Totally Sweat Out, includes the songs House of Absolutely No Memories and This is Definitely Not a Hospital.
Walked outside, looked up. Okay then.
January 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Walked outside, looked up. Okay then.
I told them they didn’t need to card this guy because he is clearly 21.
December 31, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I told them they didn’t need to card this guy because he is clearly 21.
This is a very good photo, no?
December 31, 2024 at 10:04 PM
This is a very good photo, no?
Did my yearly planning a few days ago and I’ve totally got that “new year new me” energy. It’s awesome! I feel like I should do yearly planning every two months or something.
December 31, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Did my yearly planning a few days ago and I’ve totally got that “new year new me” energy. It’s awesome! I feel like I should do yearly planning every two months or something.
Hello 3am my old friend.
December 22, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Hello 3am my old friend.
I walked out of there feeling like I’d crash landed back on earth inside a zorb. I’ve had some wild trips, even long silent retreats that hit differently, but this experience was so unexpected, and just so fun.
December 17, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I walked out of there feeling like I’d crash landed back on earth inside a zorb. I’ve had some wild trips, even long silent retreats that hit differently, but this experience was so unexpected, and just so fun.
In my mind I saw the northern lights in the clearest starry sky I could possibly imagine. Glimmers of light morphed into rough sketches of creatures and people.
December 17, 2024 at 12:49 AM
In my mind I saw the northern lights in the clearest starry sky I could possibly imagine. Glimmers of light morphed into rough sketches of creatures and people.
Had a #reiki session last month and I walked out with such a profound sense of gratitude and wellbeing that I had to do it again. Today’s session was … different. Like the closest I’ve ever experienced to doing drugs without actually doing the drugs.
December 17, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Had a #reiki session last month and I walked out with such a profound sense of gratitude and wellbeing that I had to do it again. Today’s session was … different. Like the closest I’ve ever experienced to doing drugs without actually doing the drugs.
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A group of people you never want to see again is called a Facebook.
December 10, 2024 at 2:48 PM
A group of people you never want to see again is called a Facebook.
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A group of children is called a migraine
November 18, 2024 at 7:57 PM
A group of children is called a migraine
This same thing happened to me. Mine were imported too, and they all had the correct dates until an update hit and set all of the dates to import day. Now it’s a bit disorienting back there. :/
December 10, 2024 at 11:39 PM
This same thing happened to me. Mine were imported too, and they all had the correct dates until an update hit and set all of the dates to import day. Now it’s a bit disorienting back there. :/
TFW you spend 8 hours at the emergency vet to find out your dog has $1800 worth of gas.
December 8, 2024 at 8:18 PM
TFW you spend 8 hours at the emergency vet to find out your dog has $1800 worth of gas.
I wish I could say we are long lost twins, but alas this is more likely. (So, so much money.)
December 8, 2024 at 2:41 PM
I wish I could say we are long lost twins, but alas this is more likely. (So, so much money.)
If my personality can be described by what I bring to the emergency vet at 5am, let it be known I brought coffee, my iPad, and a dog that started acting 100% normally the moment we walked in the door.
December 8, 2024 at 1:12 PM
If my personality can be described by what I bring to the emergency vet at 5am, let it be known I brought coffee, my iPad, and a dog that started acting 100% normally the moment we walked in the door.
Google does not seem to understand that I do in fact mean to be searching for secretary of nagriculture.
December 3, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Google does not seem to understand that I do in fact mean to be searching for secretary of nagriculture.
Salad drawer science experiment.
November 30, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Salad drawer science experiment.
It’s a good thing there are Best By dates on these salad bags so we can accurately gauge how long it’s been since we cleaned out the fridge.
November 30, 2024 at 4:16 PM
It’s a good thing there are Best By dates on these salad bags so we can accurately gauge how long it’s been since we cleaned out the fridge.
A triple shot of espresso and let’s goooooooooo Thanksgiving! Keep your politics hole shut and just feast! ☕️
November 28, 2024 at 3:49 PM
A triple shot of espresso and let’s goooooooooo Thanksgiving! Keep your politics hole shut and just feast! ☕️
How one loses so many heads of precious garlic - I do not know but I did it. I’m ready to hire a hypnotherapist to walk me through my memories because where the heck did it all go?!
November 28, 2024 at 1:02 PM
How one loses so many heads of precious garlic - I do not know but I did it. I’m ready to hire a hypnotherapist to walk me through my memories because where the heck did it all go?!