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Sarah 🍅 @paintingtomato.bsky.social · 15h

Something for the season 🎃

Edelgard, Hubert and Ferdinand posed like the movie poster for 1992's "Death Becomes Her". Hubert's standing in the middle, one hand on Edelgard's waist, the other holding up a candelabra through a cartoonishly large shotgun hole in Ferdinand's stomach. Edelgard's got her back to the viewer, but her neck is twisted multiple times around to look at the camera.

lurkered.bsky.social @lurkered.bsky.social · 21h

I hope they'll both stay safe and have fun, but yeah, her getting groped is also something that occurred to me before you even wrote it. It sucks that we live in a world where this is even a concern.

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Inari 🍣 (semi-hiatus) @calamariinari.bsky.social · 22h

Older art from 2022, but Happy Halloween folks 🖤🧡 Stay safe out there~

#FE3H #ferdibert

Stylized art of Hubert and Ferdinand in Halloween costumes. Academy: Ferdinand as Red Riding Hood and Hubert as the Wolf. Hopes: Ferdinand as a sailor and Hubert as a pirate. War: Hubert as the Witch and Ferdinand as Snow White

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lurkered.bsky.social @lurkered.bsky.social · 21h

going to "finish" it until he gains mastery. And then he has another "perfect" gift and can expand his gift-giving range with his own carefully made and masterfully crafted homemade meals!

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lurkered.bsky.social @lurkered.bsky.social · 21h

He makes some treats for Dorothea so I figure he'd do it for his SO, too. Especially since he enjoys doing menial work and likes improving and working hard. I could see him keep going just because he likes excelling at things, so since he started learning this skill he's also ---

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lurkered.bsky.social @lurkered.bsky.social · 23h

Oh no, hope you can at least get comfy and do something enjoyable but low effort. Wishing you that you're not too uncomfortable and recover quickly.

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あまぴっぴ @amapippi.bsky.social · 1d

ハロウィンなんだからパロしまくる
悪魔天使パロでヒュベル
#ヒュベルのハロウィンの週末

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P @gengor.bsky.social · 2d

Balthus doodle

#fe3h

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2d

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

Rosen Thorne @rosenthorne.bsky.social · 3d

We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"

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ゆう @primalmxy.bsky.social · 2d

#FE3H Happy Halloween 🎃🐈‍⬛🦮✨

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lurkered.bsky.social @lurkered.bsky.social · 1d

They are drawn in such an adorable style here, I love their cute faces. 😍🧡🖤

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lurkered.bsky.social @lurkered.bsky.social · 1d

Love Hubert as a priest and Ferdinand as a demon, they look great! 🙏✨

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Zelda Universe @zeldauniverse.bsky.social · 2d

TULIN AND MINERU ARE COMING TO ANIMAL CROSSING!!

YES. Animal Crossing: New Horizons is getting a Nintendo Switch 2 Edition & Free Update on January 15, 2026!

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ひかりっか @hino222hikari.bsky.social · 2d

0時まで待てねぇ！ので、ハッピーハロウィンなロレリシちゃん置いて寝ます🥳💜🤍🌹⚜️

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mx. november @magicscience.info · 2d

that’s right beg you miserable worm

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

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lurkered.bsky.social @lurkered.bsky.social · 2d

🥺❤️

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navy-von-green.bsky.social @navy-von-green.bsky.social · 2d

FBWSGB Ferdinand borrows Dorothea's lipstick and leaves kiss marks on his letters to Hubert. Hubert takes to kissing their imprints, and the first time he did it over tea Ferdinand was so turned on he seriously considered lunging across the table and making due on that promise.

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すか @usnsk2.bsky.social · 2d

and

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すか @usnsk2.bsky.social · 2d

ヒューフェル🎃

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Ryan (Monsterdust) @monsterdust.bsky.social · 2d

Massive win and beginning of the end for generative ai

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 2d

Slavery has always been the goal.

Advocates Warn of ‘Forced Labor’ Camp for Homeless People in Utah Designed to Enforce Trump Order | Common Dreams

Advocates warn that Utah's massive new homeless facility, which it's building to comply with Trump's executive order on homelessness, will be an "internment camp" that subjects those detained to force...

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Co 🧡 @rosemry-coffee.bsky.social · 2d

Even a Spy Master slips up from time to time

#fe3h #hubertvonvestra #ferdinandvonaegir #slitherbert

"Out! Out!" Hubert swatted at Ferdinand's leg with his cane. "You cannot come in! One of your birthday gifts is in there—" He clamped a hand over his mouth.

Too late. Ferdinand's eyebrows shot up. "One of my birthday gifts, you say?!"

Hubert slammed the door in his face.

A moment later, Hubert came out with his cloak around his shoulders, and he brushed past Ferdinand who followed without a word. The smug man managed to contain himself all the way to the first set of stairs a whole two halls away. Hubert had to give him credit. He was surprised he made it that far at all.

"Gifts, mm?"

"Hush. Dorothea is waiting for us, and I will not be late," his voice waspish.

Ferdinand laughed. "I look forward to them." He offered Hubert his arm as they started down the stairs. Hubert begrudgingly took it.

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Danika @egg-noodle.bsky.social · 2d

Thought I better hunt down some spooky art for the season, but all I could find are these assorted monster!berts (+ferdie) from 2020 haha.

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 2d

A federal judge has denied OpenAI's request to dismiss a copyright suit from George R. R. Martin, Ta-Nehisi Coates, John Grisham and other authors.

The judge says that text generated by ChatGPT may infringe their copyrights.

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