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quite a history of dereliction
This image from a gardening book confuses me. The section is about knowing your directions to know how the sun tracks through your garden. In order to set up your beds and plant things for best sun exposure. But, like a sundial clock and a finger compass???

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November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I love to fall in love with buying a thing, research the category hard for months+, impulsively buy not the ideal item because it is a great deal, and then be annoyed with it and myself for years.
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If I had a trillion dollars I would buy the nba and mandate bland beige courts. I want the players and ball to pop off the background. Maybe it works with new fangled 75” 8k TVs I dunno I see everything on my phone.
OMG THE KON GOING WILD IN HIS HOMETOWN OF MKE

He ties it in the clutch!
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Out at the cinema having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They’re all just out of the frame, commenting intellectually.
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Democrats: *perform incredibly well in midterm elections*

Democrats: “Ah. Well. Nevertheless,”
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My gardening nightmare has finally happened. I put gloves on and a spider residing inside bit me.

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November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Cannot wait until my kids are old enough to understand my shit talking
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Pareidolia for unfortunate things caught in zippers. 🌱
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's one thing to get a toddler to do something they don't want to do in order to do something they do want to do, eg put shoes on to go to a party, but quite another to get them to do something they don't want to do in order to do something they don't want to do eg put on shoes to go get shots
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sandwich trial and Cheney death plus apparent Mamdani rout is a a Bluesky holiday
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Where my drug positive kids books at? As a parent who uses Bluesky I’ve obviously got the pro-lbgtq+ books but I can’t find anything to counteract the anti-drug stuff my kid is getting at school.
October 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Halloween costume ideas from my kid: ballerina, toilet, poop, dad.
October 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Best way to enjoy Mariners baseball is to read @spikefriedman.bsky.social skeets and try to guess what’s happening in the game.
a black and white photo of a man with his hands in the air and the words absolute cinema
Alt: a black and white photo of a man with his hands in the air and the words absolute cinema
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I worked for twenty minutes on this goddamnit
October 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Whatever asshole thought diaper boxes would be better with two different designs should be demoted (don’t wanna fire anyone in this economy)

My kids freak out if you try to put the “wrong” one on them.
October 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This one honestly looked better than it tasted, sadly. 🌱
October 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Watched my brother eat a yogurt cup that had been in the trunk of warm car for two days. He said “what’s going to happen, it’s just going to be more yogurty.”
There is no such thing as “bad cheese,” there are simply “weak stomachs”
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I have watched this 10x straight and can’t decide what level of intentionality.
From the soccer community on Reddit: Pedri dribbles past 2 Real Sociedad players with a single foot triple touch control
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September 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Dudes Rock. Bicycles Rock. Supposedly earlier today in Chicago, source I believe is @christophersweat.bsky.social according to Reddit
September 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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sometimes i'll hear a song i really really like, find out it's a cover of a bob dylan song, then listen to the original and feel like i'm being pranked
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Every day it becomes more difficult to hold back from the “hi Hungry, I’m Dad” joke
September 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).

But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM