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lydiastaremoji.bsky.social
Lydia! ⭐
@lydiastaremoji.bsky.social
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the eye in the pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight

chaotic transsexual mid-40s AOL goth & genuine Discordian dirt witch obsessed with camping, country music, and the good ol' grateful dead
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Lydia! ⭐ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · Oct 9
'tis the season
a vertical two-panel meme featuring a scene from the 1996 movie The Craft. in the top panel, a bus driver observes, "You smell like weed." in the bottom panel, a teenage witch with a gothic aesthetic lowers her sunglasses and says, "we are weed, mister"
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there's just not enough making out in piss-soaked jeans these days. much to fret about in this modern hellscape
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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angelic.style
butter dog. dog wit the butter on him
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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not to shock you but i'm a big sucker for little community festivals, art markets, things of this nature
May 28, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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thinking about post punk... new wave... trucker country... things of this nature
February 26, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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golden living dreams of visions... mystic crystal revelations... the mind's true liberation. things of this nature
April 22, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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sunshine blind... sex gang children... switchblade symphony... things of this nature
March 6, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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foul rites... blasphemous sermons... forbidden sacrifices.... things of this nature
November 30, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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espers... meg baird... heron oblivion... things of this nature
June 4, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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pikes.... lances... halberds.... things of this nature
June 16, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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steeleye span.... fairport convention..... fotheringay.... things of this nature
June 2, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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Roy Orbison... deep shag maroon carpeting... mirrored walls with low, low lighting... things of this nature
April 16, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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that soft fat plushy synth sound in early first party SNES music... Super Mario World... Pilotwings... things of this nature
March 19, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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the cure, joy division, romeo void, things of this nature
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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i know the internet theory is still in vogue but i personally do not believe in computers or digital gadgets and things of this nature. neat fantasy though
December 2, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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this pic is like five years old now but it still ranks as one of my favorite photos ever taken of me. and its not a selfie, holy crap!!
a photo (not a selfie!!) of me, Lydia, squatting and giving a peace sign next to a low-hanging vertical flag that reads "HUMAN" with each letter colored as a different pride flag. my outfit is too ridiculous to accurately describe but it is garish and wooky and bright and my ass looks fat
February 14, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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thinking about this joke from reddit again
A businessman is driving down an old country road and he sees a farmer in his orchard feeding his pigs. The farmer is taking one pig at a time, holding it up, letting it eat an apple out of the tree, and then setting it down before picking up another pig and letting it eat an apple. The businessman pulls over, walks up to the farmer and he says, "Wouldn't it save time to just knock all the apples on the ground and let the pigs eat them all at once?" And the farmer, confused, looks at him and says, "What's time to a pig?"
December 24, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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i wonder how many people at work have noticed that i mutter "holy god in heaven," "sweet mother of god," and especially "lord in heaven hear our prayer" out loud, sometimes very out loud, to no one in particular at least twice an hour
February 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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fully expecting to be canonized by the catholic church upon death despite not being a christian and not being martyred and not living a holy life or serving people in any way but just because i'm hot and kinda goofy
February 18, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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the "boy who quotes all of monty python and the holy grail at band camp" to "woman who blasts coil at 2am at the hippie festival" pipeline is so real y'all
March 3, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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another Monday, another estrogen shot in the upper thigh to the dulcet tones of Loreena McKennitt
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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there are two perfect winter albums: Treasure by the Cocteau Twins and Songs of Leonard Cohen
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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good morning lesbians
a close up selfie of Lydia in a black tshirt and wild purple hair with modest but colorful makeup
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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good morning lesbians
a close up selfie of Lydia in a black tshirt and wild purple hair with modest but colorful makeup
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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hr: we need you to confirm your SSN, despite being here 2 years it's suddenly throwing errors in our payroll software

my brain: the government flagged your tranny ass, panic now
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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"it's all in your head" yeah no shit dumbass i'm the universe experiencing itself. grow up
December 10, 2024 at 3:00 PM