sadpxl
@lyu.bsky.social
lovergirl, window-watcher, full-time fool
A penchant for men whose pants tear irreparably and women with sinks full to the brim, having at some point, invariably, been one or the other
February 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
A penchant for men whose pants tear irreparably and women with sinks full to the brim, having at some point, invariably, been one or the other
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Helicopter story but it's about a woman whose sex is job candidate and they keep edging her to no relief. FFS, give her (me) a job already. The dance is wearing thin.
January 25, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Helicopter story but it's about a woman whose sex is job candidate and they keep edging her to no relief. FFS, give her (me) a job already. The dance is wearing thin.
Let us now praise the humble olive, the tender persimmon
January 24, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Let us now praise the humble olive, the tender persimmon
Put on jazz and you can text the most absurd things to an incandescent woman, respectfully.
January 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Put on jazz and you can text the most absurd things to an incandescent woman, respectfully.
I witnessed a man in decommissioned fatigues at the station, face entirely (albeit loosely) covered by a scarf. He was feasting on an ortolan, I'm certain of it. Some newfangled convenience
January 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I witnessed a man in decommissioned fatigues at the station, face entirely (albeit loosely) covered by a scarf. He was feasting on an ortolan, I'm certain of it. Some newfangled convenience
Purchased a second-hand mirror for my sweetheart, which I will proceed to mount on a wall in our bathroom. I wonder what else it has seen.
January 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Purchased a second-hand mirror for my sweetheart, which I will proceed to mount on a wall in our bathroom. I wonder what else it has seen.
It's true, staring at the back of someone standing in the walking lane of the escalator will not prompt them to move
January 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
It's true, staring at the back of someone standing in the walking lane of the escalator will not prompt them to move
Neck hurts, forecasting a minor moral quandary standing in for another. Letting hazard take care of both
January 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Neck hurts, forecasting a minor moral quandary standing in for another. Letting hazard take care of both
Cuddles at 10:57am on a sunny Saturday morning hit so hard
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Cuddles at 10:57am on a sunny Saturday morning hit so hard
Sex is praxis, everything else is foreplay. (Read: Going to an escape room for one I love.)
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sex is praxis, everything else is foreplay. (Read: Going to an escape room for one I love.)
Mood is merino under cashmere, both lightly felted, in 2°c
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Mood is merino under cashmere, both lightly felted, in 2°c
bsky's anti-AI punks healing whatever LinkedIn broke in me, grazie mille, care
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
bsky's anti-AI punks healing whatever LinkedIn broke in me, grazie mille, care
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A stroll on the Van Horne-Rosemont overpass feels like a walk of shame, regardless of what you've been up to.
October 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A stroll on the Van Horne-Rosemont overpass feels like a walk of shame, regardless of what you've been up to.
I have the honour of knowing the context for this joke and it slaps hard.
running 4 industrial dehumidifiers so my body can be preserved and then rehydrated in a less stupid era
September 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I have the honour of knowing the context for this joke and it slaps hard.
Why oh why does this city have municipal political parties? Who does that?!
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Why oh why does this city have municipal political parties? Who does that?!
Caffeinated or horny? Only one way to find out.
August 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Caffeinated or horny? Only one way to find out.
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I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.
August 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.
Workshopping stand up bits with the live studio audience in my head. Set looks suspiciously like NDQ
August 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Workshopping stand up bits with the live studio audience in my head. Set looks suspiciously like NDQ
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I think @pattyhajdu.bsky.social fucked up. Big time. Read the room, @mark-carney.bsky.social cause I don’t think people will be happy that you ordered mostly women back to do unpaid work. You’d better have some dynamic speaking points before the milk turns sour
August 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I think @pattyhajdu.bsky.social fucked up. Big time. Read the room, @mark-carney.bsky.social cause I don’t think people will be happy that you ordered mostly women back to do unpaid work. You’d better have some dynamic speaking points before the milk turns sour
Will these expired pickles kill me reddit
August 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Will these expired pickles kill me reddit
My kingdom for a bouquet of garlic scapes
July 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My kingdom for a bouquet of garlic scapes
All my exes are beautiful creatures with excellent taste
May 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
All my exes are beautiful creatures with excellent taste