Amelia🤍🧜🏻♀️
@m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social
35. wife + mum. hairstylist. ♌️. chicagoland. 🏳️🌈
cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast.
you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast.
you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
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oh, baby, this is not an illusion, there's magic between you and me
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
oh, baby, this is not an illusion, there's magic between you and me
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i hear them calling for you, in the middle of the night when the wolves come out, they come straight for your heart
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i hear them calling for you, in the middle of the night when the wolves come out, they come straight for your heart
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Collective, racist punishment.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Collective, racist punishment.
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It's the way you love
I gotta give it back to you
I gotta give it back to you
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It's the way you love
I gotta give it back to you
I gotta give it back to you
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Farewell, Lucas Havrisik, the Matt Flynn of kickers.
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Farewell, Lucas Havrisik, the Matt Flynn of kickers.
Is it too early to open a bottle of wine and start drinking? Between my kids today and seeing my Trump-obsessed in-laws for dinner, I’m spent.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Is it too early to open a bottle of wine and start drinking? Between my kids today and seeing my Trump-obsessed in-laws for dinner, I’m spent.
If two of my personality traits could combine, I’m glad it was these.
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If two of my personality traits could combine, I’m glad it was these.
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In Minnesota police set up a sting operation to catch child sex traffickers.
They caught 16 men. No immigrants. No trans people. All US Citizen Men.
One was an ICE fascist who said, "I'm ICE boys" when arrested, perhaps expecting to get special attention. He was arrested anyway.
So much winning.
They caught 16 men. No immigrants. No trans people. All US Citizen Men.
One was an ICE fascist who said, "I'm ICE boys" when arrested, perhaps expecting to get special attention. He was arrested anyway.
So much winning.
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In Minnesota police set up a sting operation to catch child sex traffickers.
They caught 16 men. No immigrants. No trans people. All US Citizen Men.
One was an ICE fascist who said, "I'm ICE boys" when arrested, perhaps expecting to get special attention. He was arrested anyway.
So much winning.
They caught 16 men. No immigrants. No trans people. All US Citizen Men.
One was an ICE fascist who said, "I'm ICE boys" when arrested, perhaps expecting to get special attention. He was arrested anyway.
So much winning.
Anyone want a holiday card? DM me your address!
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November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Anyone want a holiday card? DM me your address!
A Tale of Two QBs™️
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
A Tale of Two QBs™️
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"It honors our country."
Yeah, the thing that's going to bring America back to its glory days is me showing up for my Frontier Airlines flight in a tux.
Yeah, the thing that's going to bring America back to its glory days is me showing up for my Frontier Airlines flight in a tux.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"It honors our country."
Yeah, the thing that's going to bring America back to its glory days is me showing up for my Frontier Airlines flight in a tux.
Yeah, the thing that's going to bring America back to its glory days is me showing up for my Frontier Airlines flight in a tux.
🎶“The story of my life, I take her home
I drive all night to keep her warm
And time is frozen…”🎶
I drive all night to keep her warm
And time is frozen…”🎶
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
🎶“The story of my life, I take her home
I drive all night to keep her warm
And time is frozen…”🎶
I drive all night to keep her warm
And time is frozen…”🎶
What is a catch? Do we know?
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What is a catch? Do we know?
Matt LaFleur Call A Passing Play Challenge 2025™️
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Matt LaFleur Call A Passing Play Challenge 2025™️
At the salon today to do a friend’s hair and can’t be live-skeeting so I’m posting this in advance. Love y’all and GPG!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
At the salon today to do a friend’s hair and can’t be live-skeeting so I’m posting this in advance. Love y’all and GPG!!
Blackhawks 🤝 Cubs
Letting their opponent make them look like they’ve never played their respective sport in their entire life
Letting their opponent make them look like they’ve never played their respective sport in their entire life
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Blackhawks 🤝 Cubs
Letting their opponent make them look like they’ve never played their respective sport in their entire life
Letting their opponent make them look like they’ve never played their respective sport in their entire life
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Marjorie Taylor Greene to start at QB for the Cleveland Browns
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene to start at QB for the Cleveland Browns
Hawks get one step forward and then immediately two steps back.
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hawks get one step forward and then immediately two steps back.
“Listen, it’s a good joke, but I’m gonna need you to stop anyway…”
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“Listen, it’s a good joke, but I’m gonna need you to stop anyway…”
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America: land of the free. Home of the expanding police state. And the “Don’t tread on me” crowd is suddenly silent.
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
America: land of the free. Home of the expanding police state. And the “Don’t tread on me” crowd is suddenly silent.