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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️
@m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social
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35. wife + mum. hairstylist. ♌️. chicagoland. 🏳️‍🌈 cubs. packers. wisco. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & plant enthusiast. you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy, crying over One Direction, and replying often with sarcasm & gifs.
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 1h
Harrison Butker missed the XP.

Another women just got her doctorate degree.
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 1h
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 2h
“Listen, it’s a good joke…”
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 2h
This is the way 🫡
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Emma @emmaadella.bsky.social · 2h
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 2h
Just as I (literally) drew it up!
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 2h
KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD

This man is my new Roman Empire™️
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 2h
A new Portland character has entered the chat at the ICE facility….meet The Unipiper!
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 2h
*CARRINGTON NOISES*
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 2h
Jordan Alexander + Matthew Golden
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 2h
Me @ any minor inconvenience
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lo 🧀 𓆉 @lofromwisco.bsky.social · 3h
I want to throw myself into the river
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Tom M. @talltomaz.bsky.social · 3h
This has another shit loss to Ohio team Flacco written all over it
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 4h
The offensive line has been, well, offensive lol
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 4h
I asked the same thing bc wtf
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 4h
Not the “H3il” bit
a young boy wearing a purple basketball jersey is screaming while watching a game .
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 4h
Where has X been all season?
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 4h
I know it’s a few weeks away but thanksgiving is gonna be a nightmare, at the rate
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 4h
This is the way, I fear
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 4h
The Packers OL saw this post and said
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 4h
Between last night’s shitshow and the rate this game is currently going
a man with sunglasses and a hat says i am straight up not having a good time
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 5h
Are you new here??? Lol
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 5h
OH. MY. GOD.

Jordan having to run for his life all game is going to be terrible for my mental health.
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 5h
3 times now this applies and I’m stressed
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 5h
Jordan Alexander, I BEG you
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 5h
Is he also blind ?????
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 5h
Sports are dumb
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ashley michelle @classyashley.bsky.social · 22h
I listened to the full leaked one direction song and I feel like I was flung 13 years into the past. Like I'm genuinely not okay
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