Mike Behr
@mabehr.bsky.social
Native NYer. MIT EECS. ImOnAConfCall on Peloton. FinTech / algo trading domain expertise. Not a nice person.
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I don’t want ICE in my community.
I don’t want strange masked men taking my neighbors.
I don’t want strange masked men lighting fires in my city.
I want the world to see what’s happening in my community.
I want Minneapolis to be left alone and not made into a war zone.
I don’t want strange masked men taking my neighbors.
I don’t want strange masked men lighting fires in my city.
I want the world to see what’s happening in my community.
I want Minneapolis to be left alone and not made into a war zone.
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I don’t want ICE in my community.
I don’t want strange masked men taking my neighbors.
I don’t want strange masked men lighting fires in my city.
I want the world to see what’s happening in my community.
I want Minneapolis to be left alone and not made into a war zone.
I don’t want strange masked men taking my neighbors.
I don’t want strange masked men lighting fires in my city.
I want the world to see what’s happening in my community.
I want Minneapolis to be left alone and not made into a war zone.
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
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In fairness, Republicans called Good and Pretti violent terrorists minutes after they’d been murdered, despite half a dozen angles proving that they were peacefully exercising their right to protest.
Republicans don’t need evidence to muddy the waters. They’ll make it up if it doesn’t exist.
Republicans don’t need evidence to muddy the waters. They’ll make it up if it doesn’t exist.
When the video came up of AP kicking the headlight Republicans leapt on it because they knew that it would mobilize some of their base to see this as civil unrest. There is a reason they made sure everyone's grandparents thinks Portland is a war zone.
It also just doesn’t make sense. No government is saying “Thank god I have to deal with MLK or else I’d have to deal with Malcolm.” They want to deal with Malcolm, he’s trivially easy to beat, he plays a game they’re going to win. They’re scared of MLK; they don’t have any real weapons against him.
February 2, 2026 at 1:43 PM
In fairness, Republicans called Good and Pretti violent terrorists minutes after they’d been murdered, despite half a dozen angles proving that they were peacefully exercising their right to protest.
Republicans don’t need evidence to muddy the waters. They’ll make it up if it doesn’t exist.
Republicans don’t need evidence to muddy the waters. They’ll make it up if it doesn’t exist.
❤️❤️❤️
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
❤️❤️❤️
I feel this skit deep in my bones
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I feel this skit deep in my bones
Omg
A tree saved my family's lives last year when we were run off the road on I-95 and it stopped my car from sliding into a - I shit you not - lake full of alligators.
Tu B'Shvat is officially a major holiday in my family now.
Tu B'Shvat is officially a major holiday in my family now.
Happy Tu B'Shvat to everyone but especially trees.
February 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Omg
From his mouth to G-d’s ears
there’s no way we get through a Super Bowl halftime show with Bad Bunny and Green Day without a total crashout from the president
Bad Bunny: Before I say thanks to God, I'm going to say, ICE out. We're not savages, we're not animals, we're not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
From his mouth to G-d’s ears
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Troublemaker is my middle name.
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Troublemaker is my middle name.
Attacking a KID?
February 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Attacking a KID?
I wonder if our military planners take this into account. China has a large and technically advanced military but it’s run by sycophants.
We are seeing in real time how sycophancy erodes competency.
We are seeing in real time how sycophancy erodes competency.
February 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I wonder if our military planners take this into account. China has a large and technically advanced military but it’s run by sycophants.
We are seeing in real time how sycophancy erodes competency.
We are seeing in real time how sycophancy erodes competency.
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There a plenty of reasons the FBI should have investigated the Trump/Epstein connection. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...
Did the FBI investigate Trump and Epstein?
And what ever happened to the Katie Johnson FBI complaint?
open.substack.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:41 PM
There a plenty of reasons the FBI should have investigated the Trump/Epstein connection. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Pinewood Derby today
1st and 5th in my kid’s den was separated by 0.03s
1st and 5th in my kid’s den was separated by 0.03s
February 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Pinewood Derby today
1st and 5th in my kid’s den was separated by 0.03s
1st and 5th in my kid’s den was separated by 0.03s
WFH today and I’m much happier to be around my dogs and my dogs are much happier to be around me
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
WFH today and I’m much happier to be around my dogs and my dogs are much happier to be around me
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DOJ upset today about perception they don’t take child exploitation seriously. Also today, DOJ releases allegation Trump raped a 13 year old:
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
DOJ upset today about perception they don’t take child exploitation seriously. Also today, DOJ releases allegation Trump raped a 13 year old:
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DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
I did not know that
I don't think people understand that if you shut down the government, ICE and CBP do NOT shut down. They're funded by supplemental money from the BBB. That's why dems are separating the DHS funding bill and asking for restrictions. I want them to demand a rescission of that funding or shut DHS down
January 30, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I did not know that
At lease he has a good lawyer. But this attack on the free press is yet another step down a dark road
This just in: "Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles, where he was covering the Grammy awards," Lemon's attorney Abbe Lowell says.
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
At lease he has a good lawyer. But this attack on the free press is yet another step down a dark road
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STATEMENT FROM ABBE LOWELL,
ATTORNEY FOR DON LEMON
ATTORNEY FOR DON LEMON
January 30, 2026 at 1:26 PM
STATEMENT FROM ABBE LOWELL,
ATTORNEY FOR DON LEMON
ATTORNEY FOR DON LEMON
Spoon for the jelly
I just found out that my spouse makes a PB&J sandwich using the same knife for both toppings, instead of one knife for each separate container.
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Spoon for the jelly
Wait what
Trading on the London Metal Exchange is delayed on Friday, with no update on when it will reopen – Bloomberg.
January 30, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Wait what
Anything below 30%, I consider notable.
"Americans express the least amount of confidence in Trump to act ethically in office. Just 21% are
extremely or very confident he does this, while 60% express little or no confidence."
extremely or very confident he does this, while 60% express little or no confidence."
January 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Anything below 30%, I consider notable.