Mike Behr
mabehr.bsky.social
Mike Behr
@mabehr.bsky.social
Native NYer. MIT EECS. ImOnAConfCall on Peloton. FinTech / algo trading domain expertise. Not a nice person.
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Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.

Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m not sure if I should be proud or ashamed of not needing to look up either term.

The best way I’ve found to cook a turkey is a rotisserie, btw. Either over an outdoor grill or using a Ronco rotisserie grill indoors. My air fryer also has an attachment but it’s too small.
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
People are idiots
Just when I figured it couldn’t get any stupider.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Good morning,

We are recruiting individuals to join our @DemSec initiatives.

If you are interested in making a difference & don’t know, how we have a way.

We run accounts across most SM platforms for messaging & we bring in Candidates to talk to in our audio space.

Contact: @demsec.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Adorable! Does he have his own clock? He needs his own clock.
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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/3 Asserting the (legally correct) point that members of the military may refuse illegal orders is not conspiring to overthrow the government or hinder the laws by force.

You can tell because if it were seditious conspiracy Trump would be pardoning it.

www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Stewart Rhodes, convicted of seditious conspiracy and released by Trump, visits Capitol Hill
Rhodes, the far-right Oath Keepers extremist group founder, was found guilty of orchestrating a weekslong plot that culminated in his followers attacking the U.S. Capitol in a desperate bid to keep Tr...
www.pbs.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
At least he’s including a trial in there
Probably isn’t envisioning a fair trial, but…
President Trump suggested that six Democrats should be arrested, tried and put to death for accurately describing the duty of U.S. military service members to uphold the Constitution and resist unlawful orders.
Trump Calls for Democrats to Be Put to Death for Accurately Describing Troops’ Constitutional Duties
Trump accused half a dozen Democratic lawmakers of sedition "punishable by DEATH" for calling on military members to uphold the Constitution.
buff.ly
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Father Bob hates Illinois Nazis
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. There’s no vote required if he wants to release them!

The only reason the house was voting was because he refused.

This is an obviously cynical ploy and major news outlets are running whole pieces without pointing this out. He could release them tonight.
If he has nothing to hide he doesn’t need a House vote. He can just release everything.
Trump now says House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files “because we have nothing to hide”
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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It's a revealing moment...

J.D. Vance welcomes a two-legged robot helping on the job site. But if that helper is a person named Jose, he calls it a threat. Same tasks, same productivity boost.

The inconsistency reveals this isn’t about economics.
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Thing is, if the Swiss were smart, they would have just given him a 1 kg lead bar spraypainted gold.
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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also I think it’s important to keep this in mind about our current insane political moment

You know the administration 100% has it out for Bluesky

bsky.app/profile/stev...
You have to think this administration is just looking for an excuse to pounce on this site.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Maybe it burned her
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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3. The 2019 email mentions a developer named "Pulty" who was somehow involved with Trump's original purchase. There was a developer in Florida with a similar name: William Pulte. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
William J. Pulte - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Omg. This is worth reading.

And doing. @aoc.bsky.social
Yes. Agreed. Thanks for clarifying. @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com’s main point was that this was not just up to Schumer to keep those Dems 5 who flipped in line.
This from @gregsargent.bsky.social & @brianbeutler.bsky.social is really on point. The best I’ve heard. Hopefully Democrats Listen to us.
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Make Argentina Great Again!

Argentina First!
UNITED STATES USED ITS FINANCIAL RESOURCES TO HELP ARGENTINA KEEP ITS ECONOMY STEADY, ACCORDING TO BESSENT
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Some people are just so trapped in their own heads
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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I concur.
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Wow, what a story
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery

absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The anguished cries from conservatives on Facebook are giving me joy. We don’t even live in NYC and some of them are thinking of leaving the state.

GO!
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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the cool thing about true wave elections is that every now and then you see results like this where you’re like “damn I didn’t even know we could do that”
Democrats have flipped 2 seats in the Mississippi senate, and in so doing they've broken the GOP's supermajority in the chamber.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Want to see a REAL stolen election?
Maria Delgado, the WFP candidate, doesn’t actually seem to exist. The GOP candidate was able to get enough signatures to get “her” on the ballot to suck votes away from the Dem candidate.

The plan worked.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If I was still an NYC resident I would be celebrating Zohran’s win while simultaneously gearing up to protest against some of the policies I vehemently disagree with. I’m all for free buses but city grocery stores seems like a really bad idea.

I’m overjoyed that a decent human being won.
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM