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Graham MacAree
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irish-chinese. he/him. lapsed sports blogger, structural biomechanicist, earthquake engineer, etc.
having keira walsh play for your club after she is washed is a very never meet your heroes feeling
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Reposted by Graham MacAree
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
can't believe the news out of el paso. handing out anti-drone lasers like candy and nobody's seen fit to give me one? disgusting
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Reposted by Graham MacAree
The spreadsheet on this clay tablet, which is almost 4,000 years old, is organised into columns for furrowed area, grain produced, land not sown, and the field’s name.

The first field is called “Of the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”.

It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
i, too, regret the anglo-saxon incursions. vortigern has much to answer for
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
my skills:

* things openai is trying to automate / make obsolete
* extremely good archer

🤔
February 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
i was given an interesting-looking book of nahautl poetry so i spent a few days reading up on aztec history, mythos, language, etc to situate myself. nothing warned me about the horniness
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 AM
i love the bulkington chapters of moby-dick because they go:

1) there was a big handsome guy at the bar. he seemed super cool and popular

2) saw the beefy handsome man again. he doesn't actually come up in the rest of the story but i wanted to emphasise that he was real handsome and real large
February 10, 2026 at 11:14 AM
finally got around to watching the halftime show and that shit ruled so hard. amazing set design and choreography
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Reposted by Graham MacAree
As a logistics nerd, I just eat this stuff up. Do you have *any* idea how tightly choreographed and practiced all these movements had to be to get the scene set in one commercial break of time?

Then to tear it all down and remove it just as quickly after!
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
i think i'm at least a high second-rounder but curious to see where i end up
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:46 PM
my "i am not resigning" t-shirt etc
BREAKING: Keir Starmer is not resigning and will be 'concentrating on the job in hand', Downing Street has said

His mood this morning has been described as 'upbeat' and 'confident'
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
the turnovers were cool but the single play that summed up that super bowl was rylie mills getting his first career sack by hitting a dude with his own left guard
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 AM
this patriots team making it all the way to the super bowl is very funny
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 AM
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
surely the fact morgan mcsweeney is an immigrant means starmer can cheer himself up by blaming him for everything
🚨 NEW: Cabinet Ministers say Keir Starmer is in a "dark place" over the decision to appoint Peter Mandelson and there is "genuine concern" he could resign

[@thetimes]
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 AM
bezos handing a random british mediocrity millions to help ruin a venerable institution and doesn't even have the decency to choose me as the mediocrity smh
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Reposted by Graham MacAree
A squirrel scored twice today at Bristol City.

Bristol City 3
Hull City 2
Squirrel 2
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
i like how the handball rule is now so confusing that announcers have trouble with the 'if his arm wasn't in the way it would have been a goal' penalty calls
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
"dad, what were the best memes from when you were a kid?" ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
February 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
me: why do i need my phone to tell me when it's raining i can just look out a window
also me: /buys and fixes cute aneroid barometer to have on my wall
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
the winter olympics should just be all the summer olympic events but in snow and ice. (sorry swimmers)
February 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
problem: too many set piece goals
solution: nothing the goalkeeper does in the six-yard box can be called a foul. have fun!!
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Reposted by Graham MacAree
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 AM
if they want to pay billions to something that felt constantly judged and never loved i'm right here
January 26, 2026 at 8:59 AM