Filipe M.
@macfilipe.bsky.social
Answerer of rhetorical questions. Never met an absurd that couldn't be further reduced. Will shitpost for pizza. Cogito, ergo screwupium.
(Acoustician by day, noise maker otherwise)
(Acoustician by day, noise maker otherwise)
That moment when one wonders wtf is he going on about now, and the realization that one is probably much better off not knowing...
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
That moment when one wonders wtf is he going on about now, and the realization that one is probably much better off not knowing...
Twitter level stupidity.
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Twitter level stupidity.
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Not even the prompts. If you are a Twitter user in the UK and Twitter sticks a Grok CSAM image in your feed for WHATEVER reason, well congrats your device just downloaded child porn. And you are legally responsible for that.
Even if nobody wants to take action against Musk for building a CSAM generator, there are people using it who are based in the UK and those prompts are absolutely something that would get you on the sex offender's register. Absolutely no justification not to try to identify and prosecute users.
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Not even the prompts. If you are a Twitter user in the UK and Twitter sticks a Grok CSAM image in your feed for WHATEVER reason, well congrats your device just downloaded child porn. And you are legally responsible for that.
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Hey, quick question:
How's the price of eggs?
How's the price of eggs?
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Hey, quick question:
How's the price of eggs?
How's the price of eggs?
Hey, quick question:
How's the price of eggs?
How's the price of eggs?
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Hey, quick question:
How's the price of eggs?
How's the price of eggs?
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Unless I'm missing something, and I'm pretty sure I'm not, Twitter's AI is cranking out CSAM deepfakes, Elon Musk is making jokes about it, and nobody is doing anything to stop it or hold anyone at Twitter accountable for its creation and distribution.
Is that right?
Is that right?
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Unless I'm missing something, and I'm pretty sure I'm not, Twitter's AI is cranking out CSAM deepfakes, Elon Musk is making jokes about it, and nobody is doing anything to stop it or hold anyone at Twitter accountable for its creation and distribution.
Is that right?
Is that right?
... and my toaster is upgrading itself to be a microwave.
Musk's Grok AI bot is fixing safeguard 'lapses' after posting of sexualized images of children
Musk's Grok AI bot is fixing safeguard 'lapses' after posting of sexualized images of children
Users on X raised concerns over explicit content of minors being generated using Musk's Grok tool.
cnb.cx
January 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
... and my toaster is upgrading itself to be a microwave.
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call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
I feel as if the Sam Vimes theory of boots could apply here, but I guess the idea is to never let anything get in the way of the narrative you're paid to push.
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I feel as if the Sam Vimes theory of boots could apply here, but I guess the idea is to never let anything get in the way of the narrative you're paid to push.
Bonus points for the enthusiasm, but it's effin' 19h00 locally, can we not do fireworks just yet?
Actually, can we just not do them at all?
Actually, can we just not do them at all?
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Bonus points for the enthusiasm, but it's effin' 19h00 locally, can we not do fireworks just yet?
Actually, can we just not do them at all?
Actually, can we just not do them at all?
Oh good, even the shit is getting enshittified. Glory to capitalism.
“This could look like a user asking how much ibuprofen to take for a headache receiving a promoted ad for Advil in the chatbot’s response. Meanwhile, actual results on correct dosage may be brushed to the side, or buried under a mountain of ad text…”
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT "Prioritize" Advertisers in Conversation
OpenAI employees working on ChatGPT report plans to unleash sponsored advertisements above organic results.
futurism.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Oh good, even the shit is getting enshittified. Glory to capitalism.
(I'm on a ranting roll, might as well carry on)
If I write "Beyerdynamic" in the search box, I'm really looking for "Beyerdynamic".
I don't want to see results for Audio-Technica. Really. I already have Audio-Technica at home (really, they're lovely).
You don't sell Beyer's? Just tell me that.
If I write "Beyerdynamic" in the search box, I'm really looking for "Beyerdynamic".
I don't want to see results for Audio-Technica. Really. I already have Audio-Technica at home (really, they're lovely).
You don't sell Beyer's? Just tell me that.
December 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
(I'm on a ranting roll, might as well carry on)
If I write "Beyerdynamic" in the search box, I'm really looking for "Beyerdynamic".
I don't want to see results for Audio-Technica. Really. I already have Audio-Technica at home (really, they're lovely).
You don't sell Beyer's? Just tell me that.
If I write "Beyerdynamic" in the search box, I'm really looking for "Beyerdynamic".
I don't want to see results for Audio-Technica. Really. I already have Audio-Technica at home (really, they're lovely).
You don't sell Beyer's? Just tell me that.
... and the abuser's "look at what you made me do" language.
probably not a great sign that Trump's assistant AG for civil rights uses a slur for people with disabilities
December 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
... and the abuser's "look at what you made me do" language.
This might be just me, but I'd say making a video about how to reduce anxiety and chopping off all the pauses between sentences might be a smidge counterproductive.
"please watch this whole [25 mins] video"
Yeah no, I dropped off after 3, it was giving me <checks notes> ah yes anxiety.
"please watch this whole [25 mins] video"
Yeah no, I dropped off after 3, it was giving me <checks notes> ah yes anxiety.
December 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This might be just me, but I'd say making a video about how to reduce anxiety and chopping off all the pauses between sentences might be a smidge counterproductive.
"please watch this whole [25 mins] video"
Yeah no, I dropped off after 3, it was giving me <checks notes> ah yes anxiety.
"please watch this whole [25 mins] video"
Yeah no, I dropped off after 3, it was giving me <checks notes> ah yes anxiety.
wtf Apple?! I just created this file on my other computer, dropped it into this one via iCloud, and you're pulling this shit on me?
And then you wonder why people don't take you seriously when it comes to computers...
And then you wonder why people don't take you seriously when it comes to computers...
December 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
wtf Apple?! I just created this file on my other computer, dropped it into this one via iCloud, and you're pulling this shit on me?
And then you wonder why people don't take you seriously when it comes to computers...
And then you wonder why people don't take you seriously when it comes to computers...
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
“What’s so hard about pulling a sword out of a stone? The real work’s already been done. You ought to make yourself useful and find the man who put the sword in the stone in the first place, eh?”
“What’s so hard about pulling a sword out of a stone? The real work’s already been done. You ought to make yourself useful and find the man who put the sword in the stone in the first place, eh?”
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
“What’s so hard about pulling a sword out of a stone? The real work’s already been done. You ought to make yourself useful and find the man who put the sword in the stone in the first place, eh?”
“What’s so hard about pulling a sword out of a stone? The real work’s already been done. You ought to make yourself useful and find the man who put the sword in the stone in the first place, eh?”
Pray tell, what destructive moral ideas? Dark enlightenment, perchance?
Ah sorry, wrong country.
Ah sorry, wrong country.
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Pray tell, what destructive moral ideas? Dark enlightenment, perchance?
Ah sorry, wrong country.
Ah sorry, wrong country.
(sidestepping the major issues for a moment...)
Marble? With those keyhole fittings? Carved on the inside to precise specs to fit the pins?
Also... marble for armrests? Does he not have elbows like regular humans?
... fml.
Marble? With those keyhole fittings? Carved on the inside to precise specs to fit the pins?
Also... marble for armrests? Does he not have elbows like regular humans?
... fml.
I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
(sidestepping the major issues for a moment...)
Marble? With those keyhole fittings? Carved on the inside to precise specs to fit the pins?
Also... marble for armrests? Does he not have elbows like regular humans?
... fml.
Marble? With those keyhole fittings? Carved on the inside to precise specs to fit the pins?
Also... marble for armrests? Does he not have elbows like regular humans?
... fml.
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
Not sure I've asked this before, but what the fuck? Christmas fireworks? 🤷🏻♂️
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not sure I've asked this before, but what the fuck? Christmas fireworks? 🤷🏻♂️
Looks like someone farted after eating a bag of golden powder.
"About a third of the walls are now covered in gold — appliqués, frames or other decorations, a Times analysis showed."
A 3-D Look Inside Trump’s Revamped Oval Office (Gift Article)
Take a 3-D tour of the president’s office, where he covered more than a third of wall space with gold.
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Looks like someone farted after eating a bag of golden powder.
DT: "Why aren't Europeans buying American cars?!"
KP: "Hold my beer........."
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
KP: "Hold my beer........."
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
www.forbes.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
DT: "Why aren't Europeans buying American cars?!"
KP: "Hold my beer........."
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
KP: "Hold my beer........."
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
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I really think that people not knowing how to learn things and then think about them is a huge problem.
December 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I really think that people not knowing how to learn things and then think about them is a huge problem.