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Filipe M.

@macfilipe.bsky.social

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Answerer of rhetorical questions. Never met an absurd that couldn't be further reduced. Will shitpost for pizza. Cogito, ergo screwupium.

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Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 1h

Or vice-versa. Projectile compatibility with the intended target is still a major part of warfare.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 1h

It's not an airport, so they don't have to announce their departure, but I'm willing to bet if they gave a time and place they might have people waving them goodbye.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 1h

Aren't you*.

F*ck it, that's what 29 hours of work in 2 days will do. I'm eating words as if they're flying nutrients.

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Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 1h

Aren't overestimating their reaction times in the face of a flying meat sandwich at, I remind you, point blank?

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Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 6h

Once again, "look at what they're making me do". This shit gets so tiresome...

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

CARTOON OF THE DAY

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Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 1d

Need to take into account the added density of mayo, if present.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 1d

Or a yoghurt onna stick.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 1d

Is he being paid to campaign for the democrats?

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 2d

I'd look into it, but I can't be arsed to do bugger all today.

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Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 3d

As usual, the Venn diagram between those and the anti-immigration "because they don't integrate into our PERFECT society" pundits must be an interesting shape.

Probably a perfect circle.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 3d

The "but the avocado toast" people need to go take a look at median wages, house prices, and avocado toast prices.

Then look at others with a straight face and explain how if you save for 1000 years or so you'll have enough money to buy a house at today's prices.

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Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 3d

He should win just for that restart.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 3d

There's a joke about tariffs in there somewhere...

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 4d

The new one is fucking hideous, not to mention that there are very good visual reasons to not having the same material on the floor and walls, such as knowing which way is up.

Filipe M. @macfilipe.bsky.social · 4d

So here's the deal with websites and cookies: you either give me option to reject all in 2 clicks maximum or you're not getting ad revenue from me. Make it one and I might come back.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.