Filipe M.
@macfilipe.bsky.social
Answerer of rhetorical questions. Never met an absurd that couldn't be further reduced. Will shitpost for pizza. Cogito, ergo screwupium.
(Acoustician by day, noise maker otherwise)
(Acoustician by day, noise maker otherwise)
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/02...
Publishing this when Portugal and Spain are still waiting for the water levels to recede to assess the total damage to people's livelihoods, businesses, crops, infrastructure, etc, with an initial (low) estimate of €2.5b in Portugal alone?
Piss off.
Publishing this when Portugal and Spain are still waiting for the water levels to recede to assess the total damage to people's livelihoods, businesses, crops, infrastructure, etc, with an initial (low) estimate of €2.5b in Portugal alone?
Piss off.
www.telegraph.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 9:50 AM
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/02...
Publishing this when Portugal and Spain are still waiting for the water levels to recede to assess the total damage to people's livelihoods, businesses, crops, infrastructure, etc, with an initial (low) estimate of €2.5b in Portugal alone?
Piss off.
Publishing this when Portugal and Spain are still waiting for the water levels to recede to assess the total damage to people's livelihoods, businesses, crops, infrastructure, etc, with an initial (low) estimate of €2.5b in Portugal alone?
Piss off.
Everything about that sentence should scare the pants out of everybody, and yet...
February 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Everything about that sentence should scare the pants out of everybody, and yet...
Same... pre-digestion or mid process?
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Same... pre-digestion or mid process?
One point in common: they're not afraid to say it when the car is shit.
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 AM
One point in common: they're not afraid to say it when the car is shit.
Nope, can't be, it's <checks notes> everybody else in <checks notes again> every other team who's wrong.
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Nope, can't be, it's <checks notes> everybody else in <checks notes again> every other team who's wrong.
Americans and the other 7 billion people, give or take a few hundred million, but sure.
The president is overruling science to eliminate measures that protect us from pollution and environmental damage, mainly to benefit multinational corporations that have thrown money at his campaign, ballroom, and family.
It's simple corruption, and it will cost American lives and livelihoods.
It's simple corruption, and it will cost American lives and livelihoods.
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Americans and the other 7 billion people, give or take a few hundred million, but sure.
Case in point: bsky.app/profile/atru...
Jim Jordan: "You have a right to protest in the street, but that doesn't give you a right to go into the Capitol and disrupt Congress"
February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Case in point: bsky.app/profile/atru...
You say that, but there's a very serious competitor holding the gavel...
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
You say that, but there's a very serious competitor holding the gavel...
Quick, someone call their (immigrant) team boss, who, I'm sure, Sir Ratcliffe has absolutely no problem with.
It's those others...
It's those others...
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Quick, someone call their (immigrant) team boss, who, I'm sure, Sir Ratcliffe has absolutely no problem with.
It's those others...
It's those others...
1994 was the year it hit 58 million, according to ourworldindata.org/grapher/popu....
Psychologists might have something to say about this and human brain development over time.
Psychologists might have something to say about this and human brain development over time.
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
1994 was the year it hit 58 million, according to ourworldindata.org/grapher/popu....
Psychologists might have something to say about this and human brain development over time.
Psychologists might have something to say about this and human brain development over time.
2021 called, they... you know what? Fuck it, I can't.
Jim Jordan: "You have a right to protest in the street, but that doesn't give you a right to go into the Capitol and disrupt Congress"
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
2021 called, they... you know what? Fuck it, I can't.
shh don't give away Grok's trade secret
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
shh don't give away Grok's trade secret
The biases are feeling left out. Just because they're simple sums doesn't mean they don't have feelings...
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The biases are feeling left out. Just because they're simple sums doesn't mean they don't have feelings...
Is that a ploy to keep people standing up?
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Is that a ploy to keep people standing up?
I have questions, but they shall remain rhetorical.
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I have questions, but they shall remain rhetorical.
nope, do not think so.
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
nope, do not think so.
Yeah, I'm assuming that when you have enough money to buy the team, a home in Switzerland, and a private flying machine, things get a tiny little bit easier?
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Yeah, I'm assuming that when you have enough money to buy the team, a home in Switzerland, and a private flying machine, things get a tiny little bit easier?
I wonder what their definition of everyone is, and why it coincides exactly with their echo chamber.
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I wonder what their definition of everyone is, and why it coincides exactly with their echo chamber.
It's almost as if human beings have this capacity to communicate in ways other than the one they were born with, like... languages.
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
It's almost as if human beings have this capacity to communicate in ways other than the one they were born with, like... languages.
Reddit wins the internet again.
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Reddit wins the internet again.
I find it funny that you're closer to the Portuguese Progressive Community than I am... mental note to self: skeet more in Tuga.
(the map isn't finding my handle right now, but I checked earlier and I was slightly to the left of the Queer Leftist Artists and Shitposters 😆)
(the map isn't finding my handle right now, but I checked earlier and I was slightly to the left of the Queer Leftist Artists and Shitposters 😆)
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I find it funny that you're closer to the Portuguese Progressive Community than I am... mental note to self: skeet more in Tuga.
(the map isn't finding my handle right now, but I checked earlier and I was slightly to the left of the Queer Leftist Artists and Shitposters 😆)
(the map isn't finding my handle right now, but I checked earlier and I was slightly to the left of the Queer Leftist Artists and Shitposters 😆)
Are they going to run to Congress and ask for help on this one too?
Wasn't joking last night by the way. Michael Bay really IS suing Cadillac's Dan Towriss over their #Superbowl advert. Here's some more on it. #F1
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Are they going to run to Congress and ask for help on this one too?
Asphalt coloured camouflage, to blend into the background as they pootle around trying to get their act together.
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Asphalt coloured camouflage, to blend into the background as they pootle around trying to get their act together.
Effin' awesome, but in French.
February 9, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Effin' awesome, but in French.
Asphalt camouflage.
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Asphalt camouflage.