Filipe M.
@macfilipe.bsky.social
Answerer of rhetorical questions. Never met an absurd that couldn't be further reduced. Will shitpost for pizza. Cogito, ergo screwupium.
(Acoustician by day, noise maker otherwise)
(Acoustician by day, noise maker otherwise)
Jesus, that famous capitalist who turned water into wine so he could charge higher prices per cup.
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Jesus, that famous capitalist who turned water into wine so he could charge higher prices per cup.
Thank you, I fucking needed that.
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Thank you, I fucking needed that.
Please don't remind me of those, I had a neighbour who blew one every single time his preferred football / soccer team scored, long after that world cup ended...
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Please don't remind me of those, I had a neighbour who blew one every single time his preferred football / soccer team scored, long after that world cup ended...
"What's a Venezuela?"
January 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
"What's a Venezuela?"
<looks at the guitar stand, decides to ignore it for another year>
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
<looks at the guitar stand, decides to ignore it for another year>
Yeah... I had a few wtf moments myself with some shit that didn't want to make sense from an assumed neurotypical point of view 😬
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Yeah... I had a few wtf moments myself with some shit that didn't want to make sense from an assumed neurotypical point of view 😬
ADHD brains sometimes need stimulants to stop the chatter and calm down enough to sleep... 😬
January 4, 2026 at 1:39 PM
ADHD brains sometimes need stimulants to stop the chatter and calm down enough to sleep... 😬
Feeling optimistic today?
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Feeling optimistic today?
Getting to the point where you might as well block the whole dictionary.
January 3, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Getting to the point where you might as well block the whole dictionary.
Yeah but pissing in the swimming pool is one thing, doing it from the top platform is quite another...
January 3, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Yeah but pissing in the swimming pool is one thing, doing it from the top platform is quite another...
well at least the people will be out in the streets protesting at daybreak
... right?
... r...
... right?
... r...
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 AM
well at least the people will be out in the streets protesting at daybreak
... right?
... r...
... right?
... r...
More like someone who's providing all the indictment targets with proof of selective and vindictive prosecutions...
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
More like someone who's providing all the indictment targets with proof of selective and vindictive prosecutions...
Or disappoint Carrot...
January 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Or disappoint Carrot...
Funny how I guessed the song before reading the original thread... 😬
January 1, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Funny how I guessed the song before reading the original thread... 😬
"I've been working 22 hours an hour, haven't had time to catch up with the news, who are you again?"
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"I've been working 22 hours an hour, haven't had time to catch up with the news, who are you again?"
What they don't seem to realise is that they are the reason security measures are needed in the first place...
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What they don't seem to realise is that they are the reason security measures are needed in the first place...
That *is* a lot, and you're right, a "nothing" year must feel almost refreshing after all of that! Onwards to 2026.........
December 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
That *is* a lot, and you're right, a "nothing" year must feel almost refreshing after all of that! Onwards to 2026.........
"Stopping at the stop sign is woke"
<police sirens>
"Help, I'm being prosecuted because of my political beliefs!"
<police sirens>
"Help, I'm being prosecuted because of my political beliefs!"
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"Stopping at the stop sign is woke"
<police sirens>
"Help, I'm being prosecuted because of my political beliefs!"
<police sirens>
"Help, I'm being prosecuted because of my political beliefs!"