Mac
@mactheox.bsky.social
He/him. An acceptable friend, rival, or acquaintance. Fond of marketing, meteorology, and any form of creative expression that doesn't involve hurting oneself unnecessarily. Let's see how long this ride lasts!
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GARY: So I wanted to close the loop. In addition to the other deliverables, I have one more. It’s this wedding ring. Cindy, will you marry me?
CINDY: I will, Gary. You have been an absolute ninja. This moves the needle in a significant way.
#McSweeneysTop25of2025
CINDY: I will, Gary. You have been an absolute ninja. This moves the needle in a significant way.
#McSweeneysTop25of2025
A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
GARY: Hey Cindy, remember the other day when we were talking about optimizations? CINDY: Yeah, I wanted to circle back on that. GARY: Me too. You s...
buff.ly
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
GARY: So I wanted to close the loop. In addition to the other deliverables, I have one more. It’s this wedding ring. Cindy, will you marry me?
CINDY: I will, Gary. You have been an absolute ninja. This moves the needle in a significant way.
#McSweeneysTop25of2025
CINDY: I will, Gary. You have been an absolute ninja. This moves the needle in a significant way.
#McSweeneysTop25of2025
What's your "how can one album have so many bangers?" album
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What's your "how can one album have so many bangers?" album
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"When the flowers begin to wilt with chill… When the coffee shops begin unveiling new and exciting lattes… That’s how I’ll know it’s the one week of the year it’s seasonally appropriate for me to wear my Sensible Fall Jacket."
What I’ll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket
When the Hunter’s Moon approaches… When the flowers begin to wilt with chill… When the coffee shops begin unveiling new and exciting lattes… That’s...
buff.ly
October 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"When the flowers begin to wilt with chill… When the coffee shops begin unveiling new and exciting lattes… That’s how I’ll know it’s the one week of the year it’s seasonally appropriate for me to wear my Sensible Fall Jacket."
I just started Hades II. Kind of hesitant to do so, knowing it will be my personality for the next few months.
October 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I just started Hades II. Kind of hesitant to do so, knowing it will be my personality for the next few months.
For #NationalVideoGameDay, quote with four games you're excited for! 🎮🕹️
September 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
For #NationalVideoGameDay, quote with four games you're excited for! 🎮🕹️
The part of me that wants to take up writing again is worried it'll go less like Stephen King writing "The Shining" and more like Jack Torrance in "The Shining" movie.
August 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The part of me that wants to take up writing again is worried it'll go less like Stephen King writing "The Shining" and more like Jack Torrance in "The Shining" movie.
Wordle 1,353 1/6
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...I just want to remember it.
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...I just want to remember it.
March 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Wordle 1,353 1/6
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...I just want to remember it.
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...I just want to remember it.
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Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter after seeing his own shadow.
February 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter after seeing his own shadow.
Guessing custom license plate meanings in slow traffic is the real-world equivalent of solving the puzzle in Wheel of Fortune.
November 14, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Guessing custom license plate meanings in slow traffic is the real-world equivalent of solving the puzzle in Wheel of Fortune.
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Happy Ace Week!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜
October 20, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Happy Ace Week!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜
I didn't invest a lot in this place because we were still in that phase of not knowing where anyone would land, but it feels like enough people are landing here. So, hello!
Now we just need the local weather accounts to migrate over and I'm set.
Now we just need the local weather accounts to migrate over and I'm set.
October 18, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I didn't invest a lot in this place because we were still in that phase of not knowing where anyone would land, but it feels like enough people are landing here. So, hello!
Now we just need the local weather accounts to migrate over and I'm set.
Now we just need the local weather accounts to migrate over and I'm set.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #268,134!
September 17, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #268,134!
I don't like that the microblogging industry changes have caused us all to split into separate apps. It's like we all got separated in a divorce, which is kind of ironic given what we're fleeing from.
July 7, 2023 at 2:55 AM
I don't like that the microblogging industry changes have caused us all to split into separate apps. It's like we all got separated in a divorce, which is kind of ironic given what we're fleeing from.