Madmartigan
@madmartiganto.bsky.social
BIG STRONG BOY 🇨🇦 - 30s - TORONTO
Literally had an abdominal spasm from nutting too hard scrolling a media tab 🤕😈 Need to touch grass...or snow
December 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Literally had an abdominal spasm from nutting too hard scrolling a media tab 🤕😈 Need to touch grass...or snow
I just think body hair on women is soooo sexy. Legs, arms, armpits🤤, bush😍, chest, stomach, face. If you got, I want it!
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I just think body hair on women is soooo sexy. Legs, arms, armpits🤤, bush😍, chest, stomach, face. If you got, I want it!
Seeing "costed" is so upsetting, I don't know why.
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Seeing "costed" is so upsetting, I don't know why.
Did not like Glass Onion at all, and was lukewarm on Knives Out. Wake Up Dead Man is quite the accomplishment, by far the strongest film of the three! Great script, and incredible performances.
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Did not like Glass Onion at all, and was lukewarm on Knives Out. Wake Up Dead Man is quite the accomplishment, by far the strongest film of the three! Great script, and incredible performances.
Getting into the back half of my 30s and I'm saying things like "damn that's a sexy ass collarbone" 😂
December 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Getting into the back half of my 30s and I'm saying things like "damn that's a sexy ass collarbone" 😂
Sometimes I need a grip as firm as I give 😈
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sometimes I need a grip as firm as I give 😈
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me: *opens bsky late at night*
also me: why am i so horny?
also me: why am i so horny?
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
me: *opens bsky late at night*
also me: why am i so horny?
also me: why am i so horny?
You ever get a song stuck in your head and you can't remember who sang it, but you're too stubborn to look it up? Anyways, apologies Nora Jones 👸
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 AM
You ever get a song stuck in your head and you can't remember who sang it, but you're too stubborn to look it up? Anyways, apologies Nora Jones 👸
I should get back into phone sex...🫣
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I should get back into phone sex...🫣
This was before it really started coming down. Gotta say, I like the pre-Christmas snowfall ❄️ Now🤞 we get a milder January
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This was before it really started coming down. Gotta say, I like the pre-Christmas snowfall ❄️ Now🤞 we get a milder January
Stronger boners after shovelling?? Must be the circulation 💪
December 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Stronger boners after shovelling?? Must be the circulation 💪
When her hand feels so good, your hips start to buck
a cartoon horse says " ugh " in front of a sign that says " lywood "
ALT: a cartoon horse says " ugh " in front of a sign that says " lywood "
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
When her hand feels so good, your hips start to buck
It's hold her chin and press your thumb on her bottom lip season 🎄
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's hold her chin and press your thumb on her bottom lip season 🎄
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
Great show! Highly recommend if you're looking for a quick comedy binge. S2 just dropped
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Great show! Highly recommend if you're looking for a quick comedy binge. S2 just dropped
"Speak friend and enter" has a different meaning as you get older 😈
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"Speak friend and enter" has a different meaning as you get older 😈
Getting the urge to be a bedroom bully 😩😈😩😈
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Getting the urge to be a bedroom bully 😩😈😩😈
Not really sure why s*x workers and the like are getting booted off X/Twitter, but the p*rn accounts that steal content are flourishing
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Not really sure why s*x workers and the like are getting booted off X/Twitter, but the p*rn accounts that steal content are flourishing
So many more benefits with friends 😉💋
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
So many more benefits with friends 😉💋
First position in porn being reverse cowgirl is CRAZY. I need to see her face when it goes in 🫠
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
First position in porn being reverse cowgirl is CRAZY. I need to see her face when it goes in 🫠
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I love Mary Jane Watson-Parker
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I love Mary Jane Watson-Parker
Nw: The Family Stone, 2005
a woman in glasses is holding a cup of coffee .
ALT: a woman in glasses is holding a cup of coffee .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Nw: The Family Stone, 2005