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The Simple Jack of your Holiday Season Complete with morning yogurts.

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Magick @magick.bsky.social · Mar 23

You have my blade

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Mar 23

Your Blood, Sweat, & Tears are not enough to prove your labor. I'm going to need to see some cum.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · Feb 27

uh oh
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social

watercolor of a Gnome throwing a Molotov

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · Feb 7

I need two to three tiki drinks and to preform shadowboxer at karaoke

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Mar 26

this just came up on shuffle and well... FOREVER BANGER

Can't Get You out of My Head

Kylie Minogue · Song · 2001

open.spotify.com

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · Jan 16

Flowers for David

Bob's big boy

chocolate milkshake

Photos of David Lynch, Kyle MacLachlan and Laura Dern

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · Sep 19

An exoskeleton is a skeleton on the exterior of an animal in the form of hardened integument, which both supports the body's shape and protects the internal organs. An xoxoskeleton is armor made out of my hugs and kisses, now, go get 'em, tiger.

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · Jan 4

when my gf who is a year younger than me lets me call her mommy

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 24

They should make Coca-Cola flavored Zyns

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 24

I have failed the Lord and must now accept my punishment. Wearing a hairhat

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 24

The Chic song Le Freak is about topping someone who has a horsecock but likes to receive

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 24

The Animal Collective song My Girls is about Vegeta giving up his dreams of being the strongest Saiyan in order to be a better husband and father.

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 24

The Santa Esmerelda song Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood is about a hot, bisexual who orders 4 star spicy Pad Kee Mao at the Thai place

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 24

Don't come over after I've been skeeting

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 24

The Fiona Apple song Shadowboxer is about how difficult it is to put socks on wet feet

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 24

The Dua Lipa song Pyramids is about slowly coming to the realization that you're way more into pegging than you thought you'd be

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 24

The Queen song Bohemian Rhapsody is about the first time you made out on the bus, and then the driver got mad and yelled at you.

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 24

The Pixies song Where is My Mind is about jorking it so hard, you splooge in your jeggings

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 24

The Everclear song Santa Monika is about seeing a girl so hot, you immediately die from it

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 22

Ski Lift boyfriend Cocaine girlfriend

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 22

Daft Punk girlfriend P-Funk boyfriend

Magick @magick.bsky.social · Dec 21

Teamwork makes the dream work