BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

„We fled again...
our 17th displacement.
We left behind pieces of our lives again.
Every place we go, the bombs follow.
But we carry our dignity and our dreams with us.
Please help us survive, share or d@nate“

_Dr. Farhat, father in G*za

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emphasize wrong**

switching my brain back and forth bw the two langs bear with me lol

or if you add a prefix where there shouldn't be one/emphasize one etc etc

depends on context cases are weird blah blah я очень глупая американка

my fav when I was getting my degree was when we learned that in russian the verbs for write and piss swap if you use the wrong prefix 😭

Imagine being at work saying your manager says totito instead of todito

Im also reminded of a wise woman who told me to be gracious to not native speakers of any language because crutch and crotch are only 1 letter away from each other...

Linguistically speaking

Someone who is not a Spanish speaker and, more specifically, not a Puerto Rican Spanish speaker asked me if AI was right

And baby 💀

Get your hands on these Art the Clown bath bombs before they’re gone for the season. These bath bombs are scented in White Tea 🫖 a very spa day relaxing scent that will leave you smelling amazing‼️

Skin softening, moisturizing and highly scented. Disappears after 10/31

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Get your hands on these Billy the Puppet bath bombs scented in tobacco and bay leaf, these bath bombs are highly scented, moisturizing and NON STAINING ‼️

These bath bombs disappear after 10/31, get your orders in NOW!

Available in CBD isolate infused as well 🌱

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Get your hands on Freddy Krueger bath bomb, these are scented in bergamot, orange, nutmeg, vanilla, orchid, sandalwood, patchouli and cedar. These bath bombs are a must try ‼️

Order them before they disappear 10/31, these are exclusive to Halloween 🎃

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Can you help me clear out some of these Cherry 🍒 Blossom scented Tiffany Valentine bath bombs 👀

These bath bombs are skin softening, moisturizing, highly scented and NON STAINING‼️ available in regular and CBD isolate 🌱 infused.

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Pink bunny girl suit 💕

I honestly think I'm super cute and it's a shame any of my exes could see that because how do you leave this cutie?

Also, my shirt is cute af

drooling and covered in spit… what did i just record? 🤤💦👀
#nsfw #feralfriday #spit #drool #lingerie #goth #tattoos #lace

I argue with shitty people so you guys can block them

CAN I GET HELP. FOUR KIDS AND NO HEAT . ABOUT TO BE NO ELECTRICITY!!! IV BEEN BEGGING AND BEGGING PLEASE . IM LITERALLY DISABLED AND IM TRYING TO NOT FREAK OUT BUT THIS IS SCARY WITH KIDS!!!!

HELP PLEASE!!!! I CANT COOK WITHOUT ELECTRICITY AND ITS REALLY COLD

Please boost . Anything so we can have heat and keep electric. We’re going to lose electric TOMORROW

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

I’m still in touch with my special someone and still love her as always. But our life circumstances can’t see us together. While I’d love that to change, it likely never will unless something dramatic happens.

Well, starting on the Thanksgiving prep already. Sliced three loaves of bread and drying them off in the oven later. Also roasting chicken wings to add to store-bought chicken broth.

Did I just devour the mac n cheese I made and make my blankets, stuffies and pillows into the a perfect eepy time nest?

Yes, it is so damn adorably domestic.

If only I could be "smashed" to sleep now 🥵>😵‍💫>🥴>😴