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South Manc. Sweary. Not allowed in the middle aisle. 🐊
Also @Magnifairyoo (in phases)
#NHSCharity ♾️ Disposable bbq ❌ #LUFC
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Disposable Barbecues are made with no consideration for safety or the environment.

As a consequence we have a near constant stream of…

- catastrophic environmental destruction
- life changing injuries
- needless landfill

Minimum standards for their production are essential

#LegsLiftLid
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Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

It was years ago.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not in a hurtful way.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not with intent.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not genuine abuse.

😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Brew and a biccie?
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
So on Sunday… I spent a couple of hours making a website.

A WHOLE NEW WEBSITE!

FROM SCRATCH!

Absolutely Astonished at how easy it is!! 😳😳
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November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Nigel Farage thinks the song ‘Gas 'Em All’ is just bants. Pass it on.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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The Dreamlike Joy of Southwark
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Today’s perkdom levels have been a roller coaster ngl.

Initial highs compromised by a right fucking mess in the kitchen.

Which were then elevated once more by an unwashed tin of beans (plus spoon) peeping over the sink

Gmorn
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I remained perky all day. Go me!

But… G’Night 😁
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November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Bloody Nora I’m being blocked left right and centre today! 😳🤣

I’ve had loads! 🤷🏻‍♂️

🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Lol

Matt black, personalised number plate, Range Rover wank panzer parked like a twat at the hospital

With a parking ticket 😁

Today is a good day 👏
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Important not to be misled by the media into thinking everything is going to hell in a handbag. There are some truly extraordinary and absolutely wonderful things happening in the world!
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Feeling pretty darned perky today, people 😁
a man is jumping in the air in front of a house on a skateboard .
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November 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My daughter needs to stop fucking about with AI

And my dog
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
What are they doing to my fucking dog!?!
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Animal on the family WhatsApp - “I told then they shouldn’t go too fast” 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Mrs Mags won’t be able to wave us off for this weekends 🥍 road trip due to remaining utterly trapped and pinned in by two calculating and ferocious animals…
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Here’s my, I like to think, rather timely petition on the matter, if you're interested, Sarah.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Russia's ambassador to the UK, Yakovenko, boasted about Brexit to another diplomat:
“We have crushed the British to the ground. They are on their knees and will not rise for a very long time”
Today, Farage’s close ally, leader of Reform in Wales, was sentenced to 10yrs for taking bribes from Russia.
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist
Brexit Hit to UK Economy Double Official Estimate, Study Finds
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist.
bloom.bg
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Which of your Bluesky pals is otter and which is fox?

(Reader… I am always fox)
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Road trip with th’Animal in t’morning 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🥍

Laters pertaters 🙂
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November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is one of the most joyous things I’ve ever seen 😍

www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
CCTV captures fox and otter’s tour of Lincoln city centre
A wildlife expert says the footage of the animals wandering past shops and bars is
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM