Stone Cold Jane Austen
@magzdilla.bsky.social
Nerd, knitter, weirdo
Beagles are gonna beagle regardless of the stakes
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Beagles are gonna beagle regardless of the stakes
Harv has dandruff
(Just kidding, it’s cocaine)
(Just kidding, it’s cocaine)
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Harv has dandruff
(Just kidding, it’s cocaine)
(Just kidding, it’s cocaine)
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Andor, phew. Way too uncomfortably prescient.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Andor, phew. Way too uncomfortably prescient.
Five inches of sky cocaine 🙌
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Five inches of sky cocaine 🙌
Last nights sunset was crazy
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Last nights sunset was crazy
Happy Wolfenoot
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy Wolfenoot
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Guess who’s hating every second of his vet visit
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Guess who’s hating every second of his vet visit
Seven minutes into the 4 hour long Aliens documentary and Cameron’s already shit talking the producers LOL
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Seven minutes into the 4 hour long Aliens documentary and Cameron’s already shit talking the producers LOL
So is she quitting solely because of the death threats? Does she not know how many death threats AOC gets in a single week? Pathetic.
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So is she quitting solely because of the death threats? Does she not know how many death threats AOC gets in a single week? Pathetic.
He’s not a fan of the cold
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
He’s not a fan of the cold
Hey, the sun shines on a dog’s ass sometimes
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hey, the sun shines on a dog’s ass sometimes
She’s a floof princess 💖
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
She’s a floof princess 💖
The president is having a super normal day
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The president is having a super normal day
His ear appointment is next week. He has to wear the pizza bagel until then, but he’s not happy about it.
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
His ear appointment is next week. He has to wear the pizza bagel until then, but he’s not happy about it.
Off topic, she starred in this movie about aviator Pancho Barnes: I taped it off tv when I was a kid and watched it OBSESSIVELY, I wanted to BE her 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Off topic, she starred in this movie about aviator Pancho Barnes: I taped it off tv when I was a kid and watched it OBSESSIVELY, I wanted to BE her 🥰
Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein is my favorite version, but this is a close second. It's a grim, dark portrayal and it's a relief when all the actors come out at the end to bow, joining hands and smiling.
ok.ru/video/668049...
ok.ru/video/668049...
National Theatre Live: Frankenstein (2011) 1080p Starring: Benedict Cumberbatch as The Creature and Jonny Lee Miller as Victor Frankenstein.
Childlike in his innocence but grotesque in form, Frankenstein's bewildered creature is cast out into a hostile universe by his horror-struck maker. Meeting with cruelty wherever he goes, the Creature...
ok.ru
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein is my favorite version, but this is a close second. It's a grim, dark portrayal and it's a relief when all the actors come out at the end to bow, joining hands and smiling.
ok.ru/video/668049...
ok.ru/video/668049...
Imagine posting this like it’s a flex. You’re a creep and a perv.
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Imagine posting this like it’s a flex. You’re a creep and a perv.
Totally getting pumped for my gyno visit because “Highway to the danger zone” is playing overhead in the waiting room
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Totally getting pumped for my gyno visit because “Highway to the danger zone” is playing overhead in the waiting room
Good thing about winter: I can wear the stuff I knit
Bad thing about winter: I HAVE to wear the stuff I knit
Bad thing about winter: I HAVE to wear the stuff I knit
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Good thing about winter: I can wear the stuff I knit
Bad thing about winter: I HAVE to wear the stuff I knit
Bad thing about winter: I HAVE to wear the stuff I knit
His appointment is still pretty far away, so in the meantime the pizza bagel of shame will keep him from digging at his stinky ear
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
His appointment is still pretty far away, so in the meantime the pizza bagel of shame will keep him from digging at his stinky ear
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Explaining to your boomer dad for the 5000th time how to listen to a podcast, but if he doesn’t figure it out people die. It’s a super fun game and we’re all really having a good time right now.
March 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Explaining to your boomer dad for the 5000th time how to listen to a podcast, but if he doesn’t figure it out people die. It’s a super fun game and we’re all really having a good time right now.
Guillermo Del Toro did not have to go this hard
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Guillermo Del Toro did not have to go this hard
I can’t get over how clean this is. It looks like a space station in a sci-fi movie
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I can’t get over how clean this is. It looks like a space station in a sci-fi movie