Stone Cold Jane Austen
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an old one, but still a fave:
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Boss: tell me why you want to join our family here at Gnome Shoe Cobblers?

Me, thinking: *money, duh*

Me: I have a life long fascination and appreciation for quality shoes for Gnomes
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i think it should be extremely easy to get a job. what do you really risk just throwing me in the mix and seeing what happens? a few dollars in wages, maybe a few more in the unemployment fund? we both know you have the money. I’M the one who doesn’t have the money! because i’m asking you for a job!
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and Schwartzman was allowed to go through the apartment and remove evidence such as Ellen's phone and laptop while it was still actively a crime scene. In a nutshell, a DV situation escalated to murder, and her killer got away with it, because of his connections. . 3/
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Oh and her fiance "found" her, Sam Goldberg who happens to be the nephew of James Schwartzman & is a prominent judge. Goldberg called Uncle James before he called police 2/?
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A typhoon hit Alaska, destroying native villages and you haven’t heard anything about it because NOAA and FEMA have both been defunded, and the National Guard are deployed to protect ICE.

These Alaskans are on their own with no help.
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Don’t normalize this. This is monstrous. This is evil.

And don’t think they won’t come for you when they’ve run out of brown children to disappear.
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ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility
By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago



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A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo.

The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview.

“My world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese.

From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett.

The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.
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Oh he 100% had a stroke over the Labor Day holiday. He’s got drop foot too, it’s why he’s so lumbering and precarious on stairs
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The zombie baby is a thing I wish I could unsee
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I meant important! Here’s the rest of it
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He’s so perfect, what a man.
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God I love Tim Curry so much:
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I got some vintage buttons 🤘
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The family was from France and somehow ended up in a small, rural Missouri town. Their home was full of interesting things:
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Went to an estate sale: who wants a twenty year old can of snails? Not me, I didn’t buy it.
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I need the menswear guy to explain why he always looks like a rumpled mess, like he got dressed in the dark with a gun to his head
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I’m sure he’ll be super duper cool about having a Qatari air base as his neighbor
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Sorry, I can’t. I have a tasting to attend.
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I have the movie photo book with backstories of all the characters written by Clive Barker! It’s so insane and fascinating