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Maikel
@maiikkell.bsky.social
· Apr 10
2 ez 2 mourb
actually polyphemus was entirely right when he called tyson a brother percy is also a brother theyre all brothers only disney is too scared to call poseidon a whore
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
actually polyphemus was entirely right when he called tyson a brother percy is also a brother theyre all brothers only disney is too scared to call poseidon a whore
whenever i need my dad to help md out with anything on my laptop i start frantically cleaning out my tabs and my inbox like a teenager last minute cleaning their room before someone comes over
January 29, 2026 at 1:47 PM
whenever i need my dad to help md out with anything on my laptop i start frantically cleaning out my tabs and my inbox like a teenager last minute cleaning their room before someone comes over
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no one ever asks why the hell is happening
January 29, 2026 at 2:46 AM
no one ever asks why the hell is happening
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Why do you have an email job were you not any good at foraging
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Why do you have an email job were you not any good at foraging
hold on where the fuck is my diary
January 28, 2026 at 12:04 AM
hold on where the fuck is my diary
a whole ship is currently hunting you b7t sure go ahead habe a heart to heart
January 23, 2026 at 7:40 PM
a whole ship is currently hunting you b7t sure go ahead habe a heart to heart
bro you have the stupid fleece fucking use jt
January 23, 2026 at 7:37 PM
bro you have the stupid fleece fucking use jt
tbf thr gods really did do something right because if there eas any age at which i could be convinced to murder my friendd and peers jt eouldvr been 15
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
tbf thr gods really did do something right because if there eas any age at which i could be convinced to murder my friendd and peers jt eouldvr been 15
percy youre so funny 'ok i decided'
January 23, 2026 at 7:34 PM
percy youre so funny 'ok i decided'
this show is like 20x funnier/more tragic when you realise this id all a bunch of 16 year old dping this with like zerp parental supervision
January 23, 2026 at 7:21 PM
this show is like 20x funnier/more tragic when you realise this id all a bunch of 16 year old dping this with like zerp parental supervision
LOL ok so the choice this girl effectively made is just to fight both and still lose her bestie
January 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
LOL ok so the choice this girl effectively made is just to fight both and still lose her bestie
clarisse is kinda cute ngl she found 10 dead men in a ship and now she cares about them
January 23, 2026 at 5:19 PM
clarisse is kinda cute ngl she found 10 dead men in a ship and now she cares about them
i dont reallt unferstand why people keep fighting percy on the beach
January 23, 2026 at 5:15 PM
i dont reallt unferstand why people keep fighting percy on the beach
wikihowing panic attacks who even needs chatgpt therapy
January 22, 2026 at 1:08 PM
wikihowing panic attacks who even needs chatgpt therapy
locked out of the othdr onr so here goes um. tried it again. still dont get the hype
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
locked out of the othdr onr so here goes um. tried it again. still dont get the hype
80 stitches in the neck: 30 front and back, 6 on top of eavh arm, 2 for each raglan = 60+12 +8 thats 80 right yeah
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
80 stitches in the neck: 30 front and back, 6 on top of eavh arm, 2 for each raglan = 60+12 +8 thats 80 right yeah
god what a shit time to be in politics man theres always gotta be rockets involved
January 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
god what a shit time to be in politics man theres always gotta be rockets involved
im gonna be honest. weird things happening in my kitchen rn.
January 10, 2026 at 1:10 PM
im gonna be honest. weird things happening in my kitchen rn.
so YES i killed fran but i GUESS. I. DIDNT.
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
so YES i killed fran but i GUESS. I. DIDNT.
worst thing abt deleting instagram is that 8 have noyh8ng to do for hours in bed anymore s9 like whateger ill get up because my tabpet is apl the way in tuen9ther room
January 6, 2026 at 10:53 AM
worst thing abt deleting instagram is that 8 have noyh8ng to do for hours in bed anymore s9 like whateger ill get up because my tabpet is apl the way in tuen9ther room
tomorrow i have to do groceries and i have to buy ch8ps and deodorant and fries and meat and tomato sauce and bechamek sauce
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
tomorrow i have to do groceries and i have to buy ch8ps and deodorant and fries and meat and tomato sauce and bechamek sauce
god snd how much donyou wanna bet my sheets arent even gonna be dry yet
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
god snd how much donyou wanna bet my sheets arent even gonna be dry yet
oknwell that was. upsetting.
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
oknwell that was. upsetting.
are they using the end of the crrdits to sell their fucking product
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
are they using the end of the crrdits to sell their fucking product