Mal
@malachiteos.bsky.social
she/her. trans. Insanity Scribe. Horrors Distributor. Handler's Favored Hound. I write mecha erohorror.
Pure of Heart, Pure of Soul.
Pure of Heart, Pure of Soul.
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Mal
@malachiteos.bsky.social
· Jan 2
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I was about to talk shit about "Future Medical Corporate Entity" but I also live near a place called "Big White Ski Area" so I can't really poke fun at anything being too on the nose.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I was about to talk shit about "Future Medical Corporate Entity" but I also live near a place called "Big White Ski Area" so I can't really poke fun at anything being too on the nose.
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"Mal, why do you think characters wearing long black coats are inherently the coolest?"
Witch Hunter Robin, next question. Hands down, that whole aesthetic stuck to me so hard because of how much I ADORED Witch Hunter Robin.
Witch Hunter Robin, next question. Hands down, that whole aesthetic stuck to me so hard because of how much I ADORED Witch Hunter Robin.
December 10, 2024 at 9:49 PM
"Mal, why do you think characters wearing long black coats are inherently the coolest?"
Witch Hunter Robin, next question. Hands down, that whole aesthetic stuck to me so hard because of how much I ADORED Witch Hunter Robin.
Witch Hunter Robin, next question. Hands down, that whole aesthetic stuck to me so hard because of how much I ADORED Witch Hunter Robin.
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I've spoken at length before about my love for Witch Hunter Robin and how it was fundamental for me and I say that now to say that Lyu Xuan from Raining City Millions Recollections is insanely attractive to me specifically. Black trenchoat and gun? Wow you're llike so cool are you free?
September 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I've spoken at length before about my love for Witch Hunter Robin and how it was fundamental for me and I say that now to say that Lyu Xuan from Raining City Millions Recollections is insanely attractive to me specifically. Black trenchoat and gun? Wow you're llike so cool are you free?
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Witch Hunter Robin.
When yall were kids (think like.. age 4-12) what was the coolest character design you had ever seen that was super formative?
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Witch Hunter Robin.
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its not slang for jacking off and i refuse to believe it is
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
its not slang for jacking off and i refuse to believe it is
eevee: tokei taio is doing herself no favors by being the only horse I pull
me: the flametail of horses
eevee: flametail is at least useful. what does tokei taio have? broken legs?
me: the flametail of horses
eevee: flametail is at least useful. what does tokei taio have? broken legs?
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
eevee: tokei taio is doing herself no favors by being the only horse I pull
me: the flametail of horses
eevee: flametail is at least useful. what does tokei taio have? broken legs?
me: the flametail of horses
eevee: flametail is at least useful. what does tokei taio have? broken legs?
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THE FUCK DOES CUNO KNOW WHAT A MINOR IS?? CUNO'S NOT A MINECRAFT STREAMER
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
THE FUCK DOES CUNO KNOW WHAT A MINOR IS?? CUNO'S NOT A MINECRAFT STREAMER
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We live in the era of the Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzard, the Overton window of sweets has undergone radical transformation
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We live in the era of the Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzard, the Overton window of sweets has undergone radical transformation
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
the thing about the universe trying to subject me to foot stuff isn't that I'm like a hater, I respect foot perverts. It's just like the Tower of Babel that haunts me and shows up constantly in my life, following me. I can't go a month without seeing the tower of babel. And I don't hate babel.
reading a manga and I turn the page and there's someone licking a foot and my spouse just starts cackling behind me because they looked over at that exact moment...
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the thing about the universe trying to subject me to foot stuff isn't that I'm like a hater, I respect foot perverts. It's just like the Tower of Babel that haunts me and shows up constantly in my life, following me. I can't go a month without seeing the tower of babel. And I don't hate babel.
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wolf: yeah i'd raise a human child whatever lol
idiot guy: this is my daughter Vendetta Centurion
idiot guy: this is my daughter Vendetta Centurion
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
wolf: yeah i'd raise a human child whatever lol
idiot guy: this is my daughter Vendetta Centurion
idiot guy: this is my daughter Vendetta Centurion
thinking about Sadistic Hype Moment...
youtube compilation of top 10 Sadistic Hype Moments in mechsploitation
youtube compilation of top 10 Sadistic Hype Moments in mechsploitation
Ashe: Yeah I saw you having a sadistic hype moment
Me: HYPE MOMENT
Ashe: I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID HYPE MOMENT
Me: HYPE MOMENT
Ashe: I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID HYPE MOMENT
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
thinking about Sadistic Hype Moment...
youtube compilation of top 10 Sadistic Hype Moments in mechsploitation
youtube compilation of top 10 Sadistic Hype Moments in mechsploitation
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
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most sex toy brands are like "Soothing sensual shape to bring out even the most refined pleasure... Ribbed and satisfying for even the most discerning user.." and it's a solid black rubber cylinder meanwhile tenga is out here selling you the iMac G3 of fleshlights
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
most sex toy brands are like "Soothing sensual shape to bring out even the most refined pleasure... Ribbed and satisfying for even the most discerning user.." and it's a solid black rubber cylinder meanwhile tenga is out here selling you the iMac G3 of fleshlights
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it was a mormon town. we lived like two doors down from a massive mormon church. my mom was christian (united). I was unaffiliated. the more I think about this the more I think that we dodged me being the subjects of a true crime podcast
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
it was a mormon town. we lived like two doors down from a massive mormon church. my mom was christian (united). I was unaffiliated. the more I think about this the more I think that we dodged me being the subjects of a true crime podcast
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damn. my mom decided to move to the city I live in now one week with like seemingly no notice right after all my friends started ghosting me and it wasn't until I was like in my 20s where my mom looked at me and said that I probably wasn't going to survive to see high school if we didn't move
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
damn. my mom decided to move to the city I live in now one week with like seemingly no notice right after all my friends started ghosting me and it wasn't until I was like in my 20s where my mom looked at me and said that I probably wasn't going to survive to see high school if we didn't move
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Drakonovna: If god is a single entity, then God only gets one vote
Maven: And that's why the Catholic church broke it into three
Me: Is this a form of gerrymandering?
Connie: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
Maven: And that's why the Catholic church broke it into three
Me: Is this a form of gerrymandering?
Connie: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Drakonovna: If god is a single entity, then God only gets one vote
Maven: And that's why the Catholic church broke it into three
Me: Is this a form of gerrymandering?
Connie: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
Maven: And that's why the Catholic church broke it into three
Me: Is this a form of gerrymandering?
Connie: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
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everyone fucking love darcy
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
everyone fucking love darcy