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free palestine, any pronouns, amsterdam

& they say brunettes cant be diabetic
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frequently genuinely taken aback by how hot my lovers are like wauw ok!!!!!! how lucky I am!!
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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reading a hymn in the rigveda for my silly little side project because why not
green bird with mouth open
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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today I think I will relisten to ten ragas to a disco beat... it is time
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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kubuntu baby I love youuuuu
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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don't even worry about it
side profile nude of me. the room I am in is an off white, & a towel rack is behind me. one arm is flexed, & I am somewhat turned to camera. I have sort of low rent clown makeup on
December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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genuinely i love editing for people
very tall canid creature. long ass legs. is on a grassy path, with ears folded down
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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yay whee exercise
a part of my hevy year in review, showing when I did workouts. it is pretty full! proud of myself :) the slide of my hevy year in review with some of the pictures I took for it. It's a fair amount of me flexing because I am annoying that way
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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just another dark winter huh
me standing in front of a tv, sans shirt. I am in grey shorts & look rather serious. a variety of small plants are behind me stupid little dog with tongue out like :Þ next to a diet pepsi
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 5d
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
A poster on 8.5 x 11 inch paper saga Fishtown fish facts: red lipped catfish or of ocephalus Darwini. Then a pic of that freaky fish with 4 limbs it rests on the ground and then the words “stg this fish real red-lipped batfish walk ocean floor with they flippers RLBF have RBF, not they fault RLBF have a bioluminescent lure that glows to attract dinner RLBF lipgloss is popping, RLBF lipgloss is cool, all the fish keep jockin, they chase RLBF after school RLBF got scales like armor and shine bright like a diamond Red-lipped batfish will teach you how to dougie, I can promise u that. @yaboyni Take a moment And and realize the moment You took has already passed Thank you See you next time
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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whatever *blasts erzherzog johann jodler as performed by angela wiedl*
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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im like if someone misinterpreted a situation
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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.....henk sneevlietweg you are a neutral force to me...
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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made eye contact with an old lady outside
a nude image of me flexing one arm. I am looking directly to the camera a nude of me just standing there, glancing to my left. this is when the aforementioned eye contact with an old lady happened. she couldnt see anything below my elbows though so its fine :)
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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woop woop back to berlin in february!!
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Posting this on its own cus my back and ass look crazy
A mirror selfie of my nude back and butt
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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my partner made me watch dune finally & every time jamis popped up I was like ah yes hello dr mbenga
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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je eugh
me laying in bed without much of anything on
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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oh she's just a little cutie patootie who has never done anything wrong
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
mallardky.bsky.social
I love music for example this
'Ghungat Mein Chehra' van 3 Little Boys & Anil Sanu op Apple Music
Nummer· 1997 · Speelduur 6:19
music.apple.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
mallardky.bsky.social
I think I shall go to gymnastics this evening
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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oh great heavens it is chilly
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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wooooooooooooooo
my cat seeing my wave a little leaf around
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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yayyyy going to utrecht in a bit ʢ·͡ᴥ·ʡ∩๐า╭∩าﾉ\ love to visit
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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does anyone even know
a selfie of me in just shorts in the gym locker room. I am flexing one arm as I just finished a workout & feel rather pumped. my tongue is out a little bit for some reason, idk
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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small haiku about
a cat who is now social
biscuit blades quite sharp
bowmo figuring out how she wants to lay down on top of me while I pet her head (it is her favorite spot to be pet)
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM